What an oaf

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he CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

SCOOPS

can we somehow trick him into thinking WWIII is going on and have him hide on a submarine listening to fake radio broadcasts for the next 4 years while someone runs the real shit?

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YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE!

what the fuck, everyone has every fucking transcript of every fucking call the man made over the last few years and leaks it to the press... why the fuck not tell them to call his cell phone... it isn't like it is LESS secure than what he already has

That's exactly why the kikes are so upset. The President's personal devices are far more secure than the office line.

Does he understand nothing about security or does he just want to Russians to rule the world so they don't bankrupt him by calling in all the shonky loans they gave him?

+5 internet points

omg my bff vlad?

I wouldn't even do that. I'd use secure encryption with physical exchange of keys after meeting in person. Everything is tapped these days.

I'd even go so far as an OTP for leaders I thought I could trust.

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Why should we be concerned about trump telling countries to pay up

he can't get his hands on the nuclear codes, etc.

He got a phone from the government that was supposed to be secure. Did they fuck that up?

Can the CIA and all other paid shills fuck off this site?

It'd be funny if the whole reason he did that was because he didn't want them to call him at all, and none of them will risk a phone conversation with him over a cell phone

YOU USED TO CALL ME ON YOUR CELLPHONE

Actually I am sorry desu

Stay on Sup Forums. You might get redpilled and realize what's really going on in the world.

His overlords are in cahoots with Russian overlords kikes....

It would be quicker directly

Requesting hotline bling Trump webm.

Went to link, doesn't say anything of the sort.
This shit just gets sillier and dumber.

>not using the legit Trump version of the vid
what are you even doing?