Gay men have always existed

Gay men have always existed

Yes, we always knew the greeks and romans on antiquity were faggots. whats new

How do they know they weren't brothers? Why put a gay twist on everything?

Oh right, because our government and media is run by a bunch of fags.

Big whoop. Haven't you watched Oz yet faggot?

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They were mentally ill...

wow... you can literally put anything on the internet. maybe censorship isnt such a bad idea

all fucking faggots must fucking BURN

Sodomites reduced to pillars of ash.

we don't know rome had gays because of this, we know rome had gays because they wrote a fuckton about gay sex

fuck

gender is a social construct, how can a "scan" reveal their genders??!?!?!

STOP ASSUMING THEIR GENDERS!!

Liberals btfo

>Be hanging with best bro
>Volcano begins to erupt
>"Bro, I'll see be seeing you in the afterlife"
>"Same, Bro. Be seeing you. Bro hug?"
>"Bro hug."
>Thousands of years later some liberal fag thinks we were huge fucking faggots.

>two men died next to each other
>they must be gay

Yes, goy, all men embracing each other are gay.

Luigi: Oh shit bro. The mountain god is angry, we're all-a gonna die!

Mario: I'm-a scared too Luigi, hold-a me. No one will even know.

>2000 years later, archeologists unearth the pair

Archeologists: lol fags

>be hanging with Bro in Pompeii
>fucking Volcano erupts
>impending doom
>going to die
>brother scared
>comfort him as we face certain horrific death together
>1000's of years later get called a faggot because pillow biters are desperate for main stream approval

projection

>Sky is on fire
>Hug my son and say goodbye
>In heaven now
>See my own people in the present call us gays

why

Pretzels baby

Greeks were massive buttfuckers and didn't see anything wrong with it at the time, they also didn't see anything wrong with indiscriminately killing barbarians but I bet no liberal would support such a thing now.

It's wrong to assume they were gay merely because they were embracing though, it could have been two friends who were supplying each other with comfort in their death, as a true friend would.

Real friendship is likely an alien concept to these tools though.

There was a lot of that in Greece.

Wtf I love fags now! Really op?

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Pompeii was in Italy.
Fucking burgers.

>About to die
>Scared shitless
>Your best friend feels the same
>You both break the manly agreement for the first time in your lives and hug while crying, knowing no one but the both of you will know you need some support in the face of your inevitable death
>2000years later, you're both branded faggots for this one instant of weakness
Men really can't catch a break. Judged for any misstep even long after death.

yes, they could also have been father and son. Or best friends.

*secretly existed

>Be resident of Pompeii
>chillin with my bro
>shopping for pottery
>suddenly, volcano
>realize no escape
>Hug bro
>he hugs me
>last friendly gesture to one another
>die
>get reincarnated
>find this thread
>realize OP is a faggot
>move along

Shit has always existed. Whats your point?

Did you just discover this op, did you fail history class?

They're not exactly touching weeners there, so I'm a tad bit doubtful that they used to ream each others anuses out.

They were gay and a volcano exploded over them. Coincidence or god?
We will never know...

Why everything has to be turned into faggotry? Fucking jews...

THATS Rell/Y Gud EvoDANce

>hanging with bro in market
>fucking sky is suddenly engulfed in flame
>shit bro we ded
>hug before the end
>get dug up thousands of years later
>attention starved degenerates use your bro love to promote their faggotry
>feelsbadman.jpeg

Ahh, so God caused the volcano to erupt.

BASED
A
S
E
D

THEY'RE FUCKING ROCKS

>Pick related

Modern day Sodom and Gomorrah. The eruption was obviously punishment for all the sexual wickedness of Pompeii.

Grab em. Oops theyre gross

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>Proving what history has already documented.
We need to return back to the times of having a wife and a fuccboi.

kek

>Two men embrace each other in the face of certain death
>They must be gay

So it wouldnt make news if it was a woman and going for a dude in this moment is straight. Who cares

>be in Pompeii
>hanging out with bro
>enjoying civilization
>discussing weighty matters of the time
>mountain blows up
>here comes fire and debris and ash
>cover my countryman to protect him
>he does the same for me
>die
>get preserved
>get called a faggot 2000 years later

feels bad.

op is a faggot, he has anal disease that can only cured by semen like abu ibn khattab.
how can you tell that is not a fabricated story to push faggot propaganda.
wait it is

history class never talked about rome or greece

That's their fault for not

>no homo

before the lava got them.

sure

Fake news

>hanging in bathhouse with bro
>fucking sky is suddenly engulfed in flame
>climax at the right moment but die before I can give the honorary heterosexual reach around
>Don't have a chance to explain that it isn't gay, i'm just fucking a dude

Why can't it just be two human beings frightened and seeking any possible comfort when death is upon them?

Fuck this gay agenda bullshit

Are you seriously just finding out that ancient Rome was one of the gayest free for alls in history? Goddam OP read a fucking book sometime.

Equal chance they were strangers or comrades. Useless faggot shill

So OP reminds us that faggots have always existed.

Mission accomplished. You didn't even need the pic.

>1 post by this ID

>et tu, homus?

The man's bitten off penis was found in the man's mouth, all right?

Fossils are scientific, you guys.

rip sojiro

>be me
>be in pompeii
>your hanging out with your best friend, thaddius
>you met him one night at the local forum
>you and him were listening to some hedonist faggot prattle on about the glory of butt sex
>you both start heckling the faggot til grapes spill forth from his toga
>your pretty impressed with his bants so you introduce yourself
>you find out he works out at the local gymnasium
>you never really liked the place, were always more of a scholar
>in the end he ends up convincing your pansy ass to get swole as he is
>you start working out with thad. You start to become best friends
>start going out partying, picking up wenches and getting thrashed
>life is better than you could have ever imagined
>you have friends, get into drunken brawls, and bust your ass everyday
>you go to bed happier and more well adjusted in years
>over the months you get to know thad better
>learn that thad started out just like you, skinny fat, a little unsure of himself until he decided he wanted to train to be an athlete.
>Said that he's proud that he made it so that he could help inspire someone else to make it too
>Best bros for life
>one day your chilling in the market getting some produce for those gains
>the local volcano has been acting up
>its usually no big deal. Earthquakes happen
>there is the sound of thunder and a muffled crack is heard in the distance
>the ground starts shaking as a massive cloud of ash and fire starts rolling down the side of the volcano right towards the city
>there's no time
>with thad leading the way, you both bolt through the city, survival instincts kicking in as you both look for something, anything that could help you stop the oncoming doom
>another eruption shakes the city knocking loose some stone work
>thad takes a direct hit to the head
>no
>you hold your only true friends unconscious body as he lays there, quietly sobbing as the ash envelops you both

Thousands of years later everyone thinks your a couple of faggots

>Be minding my own business hanging out with my bro
>Volcano explodes
>Hug friend because we're gonna die
>2000 years later get called a fag

If it were me, I'd sure find the passage to the under world a lot sweeter if someone had the decency to cup my balls.

Thats the fucking gayest shit ive ever heard gaymo
>BOO-URNS ON THIS ASS SEX
>oh hello fellow ass owner lets go get discovered cock to ass in a pile of ash we aint no ass sex havers

Italians are barbs just like greeks, same thing

The pompeii flamers?
Cute...

>be me
>Out with my best friend at the local forum
>Volcano erupts
>Looks like we're gonna die, I'll never forget you man *hugs*
>Forever remembered as that one gay couple

Can't be a father and his son, can't be two friends afraid of death, can't be two strangers facing a horrible death and seeking for some humanity in each other... They have to be gay.
Fuck you and your agenda.

Everyone already knew that some form of homosexuality existed in many different ancient cultures. The difference is that homosexuality was never put on some pedestal above heterosexuality or glorified as a lifestyle. In Ancient Rome, being a bottom meant you faced considerable ostracism. Also this

inb4 join our degeneracy discord

Fag hating is one thing but there's this point where you start to sound like a closet case when you cross it.

>my own people
No, they are Jews saying this shit. The Romans knew how to deal with them.

>>there is the sound of thunder and a muffled crack is heard in the distance


Definitely too long. Suspected homo.

You just don't understand true bromance because you never had any friends

They know they are gay because they matched their dicks to each others anus.

This. Men in war or when enduring great suffering cry and embrace their fellow brothers. It is a mutual love and respect for each other, not something gay. God I hate liberal Jews.

Or i have tonnes of friends and they all want dick activities. Remain buttblasted

This guy gets it. How can they imply anything from this?

Evil people too have always existed.
That didn't stop others from fighting them.

>Thad and I.
>not faggots

>on here
Ok LeChaim

>mental illness has always existed

not news

>two bros die together
>thousands of years later faggots claim you're also a faggot to justify their degeneracy

It's called being kiked in the head something gays don't have. You either organise through the women and call God one. Or you don't

>hug your son for the last time before you're swallowed by lava
>people from future call you a fag

Embracing figures at Pompeii could have been faggots, sure. Or they could have been brothers, or they could have been a father comforting his son or a son comforting his father. Or cousins. Or friends.

Holy fuck gay people in Rome? This blows the whole thing wide open.

THIS IS THE HERMENEUTICS OF GAY SUSPICION IN ACTION

Maybe they were just having a friendly game of butt darts.

> know that feel anonbro

''might have been a gay couple''
>might

which isn't an unreasonable hypothesis.

Grow up.

>be me
>See erupting volcano
>embrace son and tell him how much i will miss him
>Forget to say no homo
>Volcanic ash kills us both before i can utter the words
>My descendants call me a fag
>Mfw

What if they are brothers, cousins, son/father, or best friends? Liberals need to die. Painfully.

>They know they are gay because they matched their dicks to each others anus.
Many years ago there was a news article about cum being find on some pharaoh mummy's ass.
My first thought was "who the hell suggests 'hey, let's go and check this guys rectum'" ?

Start using the term "Homosexual Projection" to fuck with them.

Remember the left uses language as the first weapon in the culture war, we need fight words with better words.

Daww

Gaius and Aulus weren't gay you fucking faggots! They were bros for life, fending off the burning ash with the sheer power of their friendship.

Everyone here has pointed it out, but jesus, do liberals not hug their fathers or brothers? Wtf?

no.
this one.