>Latest shock poll shows conservative losses
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>Corbyn follows up car crash with a disaster on mumsnet livechat
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>Corbyn suffers childcare car crash interview at hands of Women's Hour
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>Lastest Owen Jones and Peter Hitchens
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>Zoo worker killed by tiger
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>Sturgeon calls for IndyRef2 at the end of Brexit process in Manifesto
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>Labour plans will see your council tax triple at least
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Please archive sources with a reputation for shilling and clickbait. Thank you.
>tfw neet
Enoch Powell would be spinning in his grave at the sight of modern Britain.
This nation is ripe for an outsider, the people are willing to kiss anyone's ass for actual change. Question is, who will that person be?
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>norway
Sorry but I don't take advice from a literal fucking communist, don't you have some taxes to pay?
Does a foetus have rights?
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mummy may is going to turn you into mulch
Corbyn.
Well that's because your family is rich enough, I've just spent 4 years at uni with absolutely none of my own money. Poor you being from such a privileged family that you don't get the maximum loan. The only getting a portion of the fees is 100% bullshit though, it's maintenance the student finance doesn't cover depending on wealth. You're just lying to try and make a political point. I'm from literally the poorest of the poor single parent family and I have managed to afford 4 years at uni going onto do my masters now. I will need a job for my masters but I can ONLY do this masters because the Conservatives introduced loans for Postgraduate, without it I wouldn't have even had the opportunity.
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The country is pretty much done desu, Blair was the nail in the coffin. Even the supposed authoritarian May and her (((conservative))) party looks like a joke by conservative standards.
>I'm from literally the poorest of the poor single parent family
Are you stupid, cunt? The poorest of this country don't even go to fucking college, you idiot. They have no chance for social mobility whatsoever.
It's pretty difficult to go to college when your parents have told you to fuck off already by GCSE age.
>"Wahhh I'm poor because mummy only could afford some channels on Sky and not all of them"
Fucking moron
You sound like a scrounging cunt who has convinced yourself you are part of the working class, yet have probably never worked a day in your life. Please, enjoy the final years of your education (paid for in part by my tax money) before you make it into the big bad world and realise shit isn't going to be handed to you on a plate anymore.
I hope you die in your sleep tonight you dirty socialist cunt.
>foetus
I'm sure you meant "human being"
Yes. Yes they do.
Tfw you realize the UK is in desperate need of more helicopters
Colloquial
This.
If you ever feel hard done by, or that you aren't getting a fair shot at life, take an hour out of your day to watch this.
> Corbyn will run a tight ship
> Not all Torpedoes explode, you know!
>Okay, so those torpedoes exploded, but nobody could have known they would.
> I like the ship better on fire.
> All ships sink, and it's sinking slower than it would under May, i'm sure.
> You need to think about when water WASN'T filling the bulkheads.
> I won't drown, Corbyn won't let it happen.
> I never wanted Corbyn to save me anyway.
> I might be dead, but at least I died a labour supporter
>Coffins are cultural appropriation anyway, i'm glad I can't afford one.
It's a human, of course it does.
Kek you clearly believe everything that the Labour party tell you.
>The poorest of this country don't even go to fucking college, you idiot. They have no chance for social mobility whatsoever.
My mum may have been poor but she wanted her children to do well so she always tried to help us where she could. I got into a good state school through an entry exam which got me into uni. She didn't tell me to fuck off at 16 because she isn't an idiot and wanted me to actually achieve something.
I didn't have sky or anything like that, precisely because we couldn't afford it, because our money went on stuff that mattered like kids education assistance.
It's a matter of priority in family. Do I buy my kids a workbook or a games console hmmmm?
Don't second guess the situation I came from whilst you're crying about having to contibute to your uni maintenance because your family is rich enough last thread.
Just like to say never believe (((polls))). I saw that shit go down here last year and it's pure Jewing.
If you're referring to the OP, it's a joke. Corbyn is a cunt and wears suits 4 sizes too big for him.
>Kek
>you clearly believe everything that the Labour party tell you.
Fucking idiot, I know from personal experience and actually seeing it happen to people.
Didn't even read the rest, you sheltered mummys boy
Ah, okay. I rarely come here but I saw this is the catalog and wanting to share my thoughts about the poll merchants.
I'm not the guy you were even replying to, by the way. I just read your post and saw you were talking utter shit pretending you're hard done by despite being a little sheltered mummys boy
How could anyone even vote for someone who looks like he is borrowing his dads suit jacket?
I hear Trump wears Brioni. Maybe he should look into that.
this guy has a serious bias for a political editor
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I think you didn't want to read the rest because it shows that your narrative is actually wrong.
By sheltered do you mean, my mum didn't let me just wander off onto the street each night to get in trouble or into a troublesome group of friends?
I'm an idiot for telling you exactly where I am today and that I came from a background which contradict your entire narrative that you can't afford university. clear bullshit that you can see even just by reading the student finance website, you can read on there how much money you get for tuition fees and for maintenance loan.
>ywn be rich enough to buy 10 suits at 5 grand a pop like its nothing
It hurts.
Why aren't you (You) voting for Corbyn?
You can't go to uni without a-levels or equivalents
Do you think the real underclass have a levels, or any qualifications at all, you fucking idiot?
Most of them were homeless from 12 onwards. Or living in and out of care homes, etc. That's the real "poor", not some spoilt cunt like you who "struggled" because his mum didn't buy him new trainers every week.
I'm just saying, you've had it nice compared to some poor fuckers in this country. Don't ever get to thinking you've had a hard life when it's clear you grew up relatively privileged compared to some/even most.
>buying meme designer bullshit
>not having a bespoke suit created for you only
you plebs have no taste
Go get some sleep, big debate tomorrow.
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>the first election since #pigfuckergate
>Pete,
>Ive never asked this and i knew the 7th exam date well in advance but i have a mill shut-work exactly prior and all the way through this period. Is there any way i can do the exam at a another venue that is doing it later on, i'm willing to travel wherever.
i've monged getting that extended, right?
If Britain is to become an Islamic State, might as well get some NEETbux out of it in the meantime. Vote Corbyn!
I want a green jacket with arm patches tbqh, keep wanting to buy someones cheap second hand shit off eBay but I know it'll never fit when it arrives.
Actually, Trump's suits are tailored by the Brioni folks according to the article I read. They have a shop in New York where they took his measurements.
yeah, they probably do it for free since he's president now but it still doesn't mean he's good to go.
i've noticed trumps suits aren't even particularly nice or well chosen cuts, etc. they look quite tacky with his long ties as well. you can still fuck up a bespoke suit with bad taste
just because it's designer and expensive, doesn't mean it's the best... you do know that?
arm patches are for puffs and wannabes
unless you own a large hunting estate, why fucking bother?
you're not a country gent, don't pretend to be
How in any way am I spoiled? All I've done is say that the other guy crying that he's voting Labour because he's having to pay £500 toward his tuition fees (which is NOT true because regardless of income tuition is covered) because of the Conservatives. He was making our that he was too poor to dish out some money presumably for maintenance which means his family is rich enough for him to not get the full maintenance loan.
I was giving my story and saying that I'm from a background with no money and that I afforded 4 years of uni with no money from family and no savings of my own, therefore his argument was wrong.
I didn't say I was the poorest in society. You're digging out people homeless since they were 12. However I am from a poor background, that is irrefutable since we could not afford luxury items of any sort. However I simply argued that my mum brought me up well and didn't spend the money she did have on stupid shit, that's why I've managed to still succeed and do well.
If someone has no A-Levels or qualifications and are homeless, then they aren't struggling to pay for Uni, I'm not sure how it's relevant to the discussion in any way, shape or form. It seems like you're just trying to dig up any emotive argument to discredit my own story.
Why are some loss-making employers like factories, mines, steelworks etc. considered "proper jobs" that need to be subsidised with taxpayer money instead of shut down?
>puffs and wannabes
Tweed jackets are literally the apex of suit wearing, you get the formal suit look but with the durability of plebian garments. Arm patches are just there to remind poor people you are better than them.
So would any UK betting sites pay out internationally? I'm feeling brave enough to put a light bet on Comrade Corbyn for the upset because it has been stunning how fucking awful the Conservative campaign has been.
If someone has been homeless since 12 or whatever, and has no qualifications, etc, then they didn't ever have the chance to go to university.
You claimed to be "poorest of the poor" growing up, which I'm pointing out is obvious bullshit because the poorest of the poor have no chance from the start.
That's all, nothing more
He's not got the slightest chance of winning mate. Might as well bet on the rock becoming president of the USA
>Corbyn for PM
>I don't take advice from communists
No, you just support them like the United Cucklandite you are.
>dat pound drop
BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT
it's good to have mixed industries to prevent banana republic syndrome
>Tweed jackets are literally the apex of suit wearing,
Jesus Christ, you have no idea what you're talking about, lad.
It's the complete opposite.
Tweed jackets are for dandy boys, etc.
>He's not got the slightest chance of winning mate. Might as well bet on the rock becoming president of the USA
>implying
Haven't you seen YouGov's latest? Coalition of Chaos incoming.
>didn't take a second out of his day to check the pic related in the OP post
Come fight me cunt, what's your postcode? Bet I could floor you in one punch even with my currently broken 2nd knuckle and the shoulder restriction of a suit jacket.
People need to be employed, and a partially viable business is less of a tax burden than a state job
>Labour gaining seats
Is it really worth flushing your credibility down the toilet for some clicks and attention, Yougov? Really?
American polls are retarded. And a few points ahead in the U.K can mean a landslide. Also there's the shy Tory vote which polls don't pick up on
If you can't see the parallels between your election and the US I don't know what to tell you
I'd maybe put down £100 and that's it, not like I'd try to break the bank
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if you aren't here in 5 mins i win by default
Corbyn is obviously the better choice.
>i appear to have entered a timeline where people from London were actually welcome here...
oh hi """welcome""" don't mind the fish heads. **echo... echo ...echo
Let me hop in my Jag, I'll be there in 25 minutes.
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Is there a worse commentator than James O'Brien?
what kills me is that Tory supporters are playing the role of Democrats in this election, wiping the beads of sweat away as they watch Labour threaten what was supposed to be a Tory squash
thats my actual car and postcode you know
What kind of Jag?
t. currently aspiring to own an X300 or X308 XJR
there's a lot of differences though too: corbyn is a career politician, he has the liberal set backing him, his core voter base is in area which backed brexit, corbyn is a full supporter of social justice orthodoxy.
Corbyn is no populist which is why he will lose
>quote by marx attributed to Corbyn
>somehow this makes you not communist scum.
UKIP has collapsed and Lib Dems are not far behind. Depending on how the SNP performs Labour will absolutely improve simply due to disaffected working class voters returning to Labour
Oh wow, look at all of those unproveable hypotheticals
>corbyn is a full supporter of social justice orthodoxy
He really isn't, and what planet are you currently orbiting where it's acceptable to believe May isn't a career politician given she was a remainian yet is now the Brexit PM?
no, he tries to be which is hilarious, ends up sounding passive aggressive when he does
>free stuff is kinda popular though tbrqh
LOL R U FUKIN KIDDING ME M8??????
one doesn't have to be a shit talker to be a populist
me, im for lower taxes free trade and small govt:)
nice grills
>He really isn't
lel.
>May isn't a career politician
I was making the point that there are many differences between here and usa, if you had read what i was replying to.
also, muh monarchy makes a big difference
not to mention all of the tory gotcha "scandals" are bouncing off of him
I mean a fucking terrorist attack happened and he just kept going up
>prolaterians
spelt wrong
karen is a super slut that pleases salarymen for cash
>go on a radio show to talk about one (1) specific policy more than the others
>get asked how much it will cost
>don't have the number memorised, at hand, nor even readily obtainable
I really don't see how Cuckbyn is a SJW politician in the same way, for example, Clinton or Saunders are/were. The faggot university students that support him only do so because he's a socialist, he's never made any significant cuck statements.
Today has been lonely and destitute. How has yours been?
hence parallels
Where I base this on is that he is does represent an alternative on the economic side of policy which is what voters seem to be drawn to. I think it's a fair statement to say that tracking the Blair/Brown Labour and Cameron/May Tories they are very few degrees apart on the economic side of things. Hell, I think some might think the Tories are more or less just like New Labour
I really don't have any horse that I'm cheering for in this race, just a rudimentary reading of the tea leaves
i can't tell if i'm a misogynist or if women are just as bad as i think they are
>the school meals are a voting reason
Goodness, can't expect parents to pay for their own children's subsistence.
Does Kek hate the Tories as much as I do?
Out voting system is stupid. Ukip got 4 million votes and 2 seats, even if conservatives got a couple more points than Lab, it could result in a majority depending on the concentration of votes
>Kek
I wish I didn't participate in this disgusting meme. No excuse for you now, though. You aren't getting swept up in the hype. Unless you come from somewhere else?
I bet you believe that the guardianship of a child is the responsibility of their parents and not the state, you fucking bigot.
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>I wasn't homeless so clearly was privileged
Or maybe their situation was a tragedy. It like saying some kids were killed by their parents so the homeless should feel lucky as they're alive. Someone's situation doesn't become better by someone else's being worse.
I see your point but it's not the right mentality to have.
Looks like your getting your cunt kicked in then.
Oh, no! Goodness gracious... I wouldn't suggest such a thing.