/ptg/ President Trump General - Sprinkle It With Covfefe Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>State Dept summary of Pres trip to ME 5/30/17
youtu.be/wYMcYCxWJ64
>Pres Trump w/familes of the fallen 5/29/17
youtu.be/vXOzrAepT84
>Pres Trump speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
youtu.be/GsNNTd2GJek
>SecDef C.H.A.O.S. Mattis speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
youtu.be/PwW9855-GFw
>Pres Trump wreath laying ceremony 5/29/17
youtu.be/L2kkroUVxoI
>Pres Trump Addresses Military @Naval Air Station Sigonella, Italy 5/27/17
youtu.be/2k5AZYzjsTQ
>Air Show @G7 5/27/17
youtu.be/wFvCGpgXfkE
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #18 5/26/17
youtu.be/TwlMN8_0y-w
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>Trump shoves NATO out of the way
youtu.be/8AEwyWIqmAw
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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usnews.com/news/world/articles/2017-05-31/mattis-to-focus-on-north-korea-at-asian-forum-as-allies-seek-clear-us-policy
economictimes.indiatimes.com/articleshow/58921690.cms
bloomberg.com/news/videos/2017-05-31/u-s-puts-pressure-on-north-korea-s-trade-partners-video
reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-missiles-south-idUSKBN18R0DG
aljazeera.com/news/2017/05/syrian-rebels-sends-arms-iran-threat-170531014459877.html
nation.foxnews.com/2017/05/30/iranian-back-forces-amassing-near-us-training-base-syria
aljazeera.com/news/2017/05/begins-sending-weapons-kurdish-ypg-syria-170531042959705.html
sputniknews.com/middleeast/201705311054144677-raqqa-syrians-flee-daesh-operation/
archive.is/kqjMV
youtu.be/6eNsqFwwKdY
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Covfefe&utm_source=search-action
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Trump is doing to Planned Parenthood what Obama did for gun sales.

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=d4oVxWsCNsU

Coverage controlled by ones feelings. Covfefe.

>Mattis to Focus on North Korea at Asian Forum as Allies Seek Clear U.S. Policy
usnews.com/news/world/articles/2017-05-31/mattis-to-focus-on-north-korea-at-asian-forum-as-allies-seek-clear-us-policy

>US, China could decide this week on North Korea sanctions
economictimes.indiatimes.com/articleshow/58921690.cms

>U.S. Puts Pressure on North Korea's Trade Partners
bloomberg.com/news/videos/2017-05-31/u-s-puts-pressure-on-north-korea-s-trade-partners-video

>South Korea defense ministry 'intentionally dropped' THAAD units in report: Blue House
reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-missiles-south-idUSKBN18R0DG

>Syrian rebels: US sends more arms against Iran threat - aljazeera.com/news/2017/05/syrian-rebels-sends-arms-iran-threat-170531014459877.html
aljazeera.com/news/2017/05/syrian-rebels-sends-arms-iran-threat-170531014459877.html

>Iranian-Back Forces Amassing Near U.S. Training Base in Syria
nation.foxnews.com/2017/05/30/iranian-back-forces-amassing-near-us-training-base-syria

>US begins sending weapons to Kurdish YPG in Syria - Despite condemnation from Turkey, US sends arms to YPG ahead of upcoming offensive to recapture Raqqa from ISIL.
aljazeera.com/news/2017/05/begins-sending-weapons-kurdish-ypg-syria-170531042959705.html

>Over 100,000 Syrians Flee Raqqa Due to Operation to Liberate City From Daesh
sputniknews.com/middleeast/201705311054144677-raqqa-syrians-flee-daesh-operation/

Always use archive.is on sites renowned for bad journalism and clickbait.

archive.is/kqjMV

THIS IS WHY TRUMP LEFT THE TWEET UNCORRECTED

HE'S IN THE SITUATION ROOM RIGHT NOW

KABUL GREEN ZONE

50YDS FROM US EMBASSY

...

COVFEFE IS LOVE
COVFEFE IS LIFE

#cavfefe

THIS IS WHY HE HAS NOT DELETED THE TWEET

C O V F E F E

Shadilay is dead. Long live Confefe!

The typo is distracting from Kathy tho. I want that bitch to dominate the news cycle.

youtu.be/6eNsqFwwKdY
REAL COVFEFE HOURS

COVFEFEEE~

Hehehe

Did he have an aneurysm?

Believe.

Good. All of those people in pic shouldn't breed.

I don't think people here care. It seems half of this place really was r_donald in the end

youtube.com/watch?v=d4oVxWsCNsU
youtube.com/watch?v=d4oVxWsCNsU
youtube.com/watch?v=d4oVxWsCNsU

Who /covfefe/ here?

THIS IS WHY THE TWEET STANDS

HAPPENED RIGHT AS TRUMP WAS TWEETING

It's been a crazy night

ISIS BTFO

I'm rapidly no longer finding covfefe funny. Trump misspelled a word because people died, lots of them.

I noticed :(

He's right kek

that is actually a pretty good song
Covfefe is /ourband/

trump owns all of you.

every single one of you. this tweet proves it. hes in your mind, living in there always, RENT

FUCKING

FREE.

this is trumps greatest move of all time.
C O V F E F E

Eat a gun Fluffy.

This covfefe thing is fucking awesome. It shows how utterly obsessed liberals are with Trump. I'm not even talking 5D Backgammon here

>Covfefe

A fucking typo sends cunts crazy

How do I gain this puwer?

EXACTLY


THIS IS WHY TRUMP LEFT THE TWEET UNCORRECTED

50 YARDS FROM THE US EMBASSY

SOME THINGS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN OTHERS

holy shit

>nobody died

very /confefe/

Become a billionaire madman and become Prime Minister of Australia.

>tfw covfefe is going to be in the webster dictionary this time next year.

TRUMP IS USING THE POWER OF MEMES
HE IS HARNESSING THE MEMES FOR POLITICAL GAIN
HE IS THE GREATEST MEMER THAT HAS EVER LIVED

For real. An explosion like that and no dies? I doubt it.

there's probably going to be 100+ dead from this
multiple dozens so far

He is the meme President for sure.

Damn, that's quality bantz

Bomb went off near embassy in Kabul. Probably had to drop the phone and go handle that. Or it's bait.

>2013
bakana...

...

>tfw my seed will be in Bessie poo this time next year

Give us your best.
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Covfefe&utm_source=search-action

TRUMP * PENCE
2020
C O V F E F E

/OURBAND/

Reports were already saying at least 50-60 people injured or dead.

So what exactly is covfefe?

Yeah, it was funny to me for about 15 minutes. Now I'm becoming increasingly more worried.

>getting namedropped on Tucc Time

Show Tucker your friendly face

Become the most powerful Australian ever.

covfefe Is life.
Life is covfefe

new meme

There are already 60+ casualties, who the fuck is dying no one died?
There is a high chance some of ours died there, the attack happening at about the time a lot of people are clocking in for the morning for work.

covfefe is his twitter password. His phone was glitching, and starting to freeze up.

He typed his password, unaware that it would go out in a tweet.

...

Coverage colored by one's feelings. (feefees)

THIS IS WHY TRUMP ABANDONED HIS TWATTER

DOZENS DEAD

IN KABUL'S GREEN ZONE

HAPPY RAMADAN MOTHERFUCKERS

Shouldn't Kimmels saddest moment be his kid almost dying at birth?

fuck planned parenthood. fuck nigger people.

That was quick.

Fuck college

Anybody else go to a cucked university? My shit is like 48% black. How they afford it is beyond my knowledge...

>Trump's phone was glitching
Or was it being tapped?

Covfefe - Distracting information, often false or nonsensical, fed to the population as part of an intelligence operation; noise.

>my seed will be in Bessie poo
>my seed will be in Bessie's poo

pick one

How many died exactly? I have to add it to my Ramadan Bombathon scoresheet

i like this. covfefe is now the new putdown for fake news and leftist kikery

What would you think if you saw this two years ago?

Pikmin

>the president of the united states uses a seven character password

REAL FUCKIN COVFEFE HOURS WHO THE FUCK UP

My college literally has "Diversity is strength" printed on the walls of it's food court.

Not sure yet, reporting is about 60 casualties but that refers to everyone hurt and dead.

initial reports are 50 dead, 60 injured

>The Onion

approaching 100+ probably

Right outside of the western embassies

Jesus Christ!

Kathy Griffin doesn't regret anything. She apologised, but she clearly doesn't actually think she went too far.

She had weeks to plan out that shoot, organise a photographer, get the head made, cover it in blood etc. So much time for reflection, but she thought it was fine. She posed for the photo, thought that was fine. Saw the photos afterwards, thought they were fine and even shared them to the world. So much time for reflection and second thoughts; but nothing.

It's only when she saw people's reaction that she supposedly had a change of heart. She doesn't regret what she did, she regrets people's reaction to it. She pretty much admits it in the way she gave her apology.

comic630

But the real question is: "Is Milhouse a meme?"

>being so shit in school you have to go to a BLACKED university in order to get a degree

Everyone's laughing at Trump. It was never supposed to be like this.

I hope none were Americans.

Just Bessie-poo, not her actual poo. I'm not an Indian come on now

This is definitely the best new meme Trump has made since becoming president

kek

Louise Mench will tweet about this proving muh Russia collusion in 5...4....3...2...1

ramadan is a month of peace

I figured it'd be the moment he sold out and became a complete cuck

I think he's doing this on purpose. The media took the b8 hook, line and sinker and will spend all of May 31st analyzing confefe instead of MUH RUSSIA.

>The Fuzzy One
BUNDO
U
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D
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I always feel lucky I made it through college before the super SJWs completely took over.

Covfefe!

The blast was inside Kabul's green zone

How many roaches did we get with the MOAB?

>All Ivy League schools are nigger repositories
Where do you suggest we go anonnigger?

good shit actually
Trump got good taste in music