/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - Great in Bed Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>State Dept summary of Pres trip to ME 5/30/17
youtu.be/wYMcYCxWJ64
>Pres Trump w/familes of the fallen 5/29/17
youtu.be/vXOzrAepT84
>Pres Trump speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
youtu.be/GsNNTd2GJek
>SecDef C.H.A.O.S. Mattis speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
youtu.be/PwW9855-GFw
>Pres Trump wreath laying ceremony 5/29/17
youtu.be/L2kkroUVxoI
>Pres Trump Addresses Military @Naval Air Station Sigonella, Italy 5/27/17
youtu.be/2k5AZYzjsTQ
>Air Show @G7 5/27/17
youtu.be/wFvCGpgXfkE
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #18 5/26/17
youtu.be/TwlMN8_0y-w
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>Trump shoves NATO out of the way
youtu.be/8AEwyWIqmAw
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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um..guys?

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COVFEFE

What would you do with your president in bed?

MAGA

covfefe

HOLY SHIT

SOMEONE THAT MARLON BUNDO FOLLOWS JUST RETWEETED ME

DO YOU THINK BUNDO WILL FOLLOW ME NOW?
COULD IT HAPPEN?
IT'S ALL I REALLY WANT OUT OF LIFE

COVFEFEEEE!~

i'd let him sleep. he's a busy man.

>"what would you do"
>not "what would he do with you"

This Kabul explosion is immense isn't it? Right after Trump got home too
Is McCain still saying China and Russia are bigger threats than ISIS

I would make him read me The Snake and then tell me about women he moved on like a bitch. I want him to talk about grabbing pussies...like Macron, etc.

fefee

hot covfefe mod

I think this explosion was by the Taliban rather than ISIS. The former is stronger in Afghanistan and Pakistan than ISIS.

I knew it sounded familiar.

youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw
>yfw this is covfefe in a nutshell

Thread theme:

youtube.com/watch?v=6eNsqFwwKdY

FEFE

Look fellas…

It wasn't 46 d chess.

It wasn't a typo.

What was it?

Donald acting like an immature Sup Forumstard.

He obviously did it on purpose because the iphone autocorrects all twitter spellings.

And yes , he uses iphone… theverge.com/2017/3/29/15103504/donald-trump-iphone-using-switched-android
This behaviour is retarded, and not the least bit fucking funny.

Go aback to the_donald if you like being an edgy moron.

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I see
Still comes back to radical Islamic terrorism right? I guess people won't wake up with the travel ban until people die on our soil - again

who covfefe here?

Joenazi. jpg

Who /comfefe/ here?

Why are you pushing the issue so hard? Stop being a pathetic attention whoring fag

Me!

What's the latest on the embassy bombing?

hey fucktard
The news of the kabul bombing hit at the exact same moment as he was composing that tweet
Get it?

/comfefe/ indeed

>Coverage
>fefe
>Coverage having fefes
>Media having their fefes hurt
It all makes sense now...

>spend your free time literally making fanfiction where you assassinate the president
it hasnt even been a year. srsly how will liberals ever recover?

Me!

>that spacing
You go back first Shariablue

This. His whole post is cancerous.

Hopefully the SCOTUS will side with us, but you never know with Justice Kennedy.

It would be helpful if we got another circuit court to side with the administration. That would make the case far more likely to be heard. Normally the SCOTUS doesn't hear cases where there is no disagreement between circuit courts.

>shills so desperate they use covfefe
Both sad and hilarious

metro.co.uk/2017/05/31/what-does-covfefe-mean-and-why-was-donald-trump-tweeting-so-late-at-night-6673880/

>US flag
>behaviour
Hmm not sure if shitposting or proxy

Why are they so angry? I don't think even we'd be this bad if CROOKED Hillary won

COVFEFE

what is this covfefe senpai

More than one block away from ground zero in Kabul
Wonder why Tump isn't twatter anymore tonight?


#covfefe

I am forever happy this exists.

Wrong.

The tweet came out many minutes before the first murmuring of anything Kabul related.

How much does Trump pay you to post here?

underrated

I love when he makes typos. They always lose their shit. They're so unstable. Leftists need to chill the fuck out. Such horribly unhappy people.

I have several Garfield books from I was a kid.
My brother has number 1

They are living in fantasy land
Why do you think they bring up Harry Potter and Star Wars all the time? Because they are projecting that into politics
Trump is literally Voldemort, etc

What is a covfefe?

Can someone post the akko with nazi headband.
I'm miles away from my pc

>The tweet came out many minutes before the first murmuring of anything Kabul related.
You are one dumb fuck idiot to imply that POTUS receives news of the world at a slower pace than CNN reports it
You really really are

Consider not consuming oxygen from now on
It's best for you

If I ever get a oet i will name it covfefe

Trump is an illiterate brain-dead moron, that's all there is covfefe.

A

FUCKING

So…

You do know that real pol can tell you are from the_donald, right?

Literally nobody here likes you.

Should I tell you I am black? That way you can tell me how based I am?

Go home.

Look at this shit.

How can you honestly believe these fucks anymore? Literally anything Trump likes is instantly bad. The hypocrisy is insane.

archive.is/uH6yn

another idiot
nice
#Kabul

LEAF

Mfw I find out Asma Al Assad speaks better English than FLOTUS

Isn't it time for the Covfefe Edition?

I love this man so much. How does anyone know how to trigger the left so easily and subtly? They're losing their shit, it's fantastic.

covfefe passed 500k tweets

>Make typo in a tweet
>Democrats turn it into national news

????????????

And they wonder why they're losing elections.

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lol I had to look that up to confirm, insane

@127824227
No (You)s for you Shariablue
You'll have to post more to earn that hotpocket

>28Wr56dl
>so filled with covfefe that he lies

Covfefe posting is a shit meme, stop it

Wtf.
They're clearly contrarians. I've always said they'll pick the opposite position just because they hate him.

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It's saddening you exist.

RELIGION OF PEACE

#Kabul

#covfefe

Fuck off shills
This is why Trump never corrected the tweet

Fuck yourselves with your own delusion if you disagree

>@

If Trump has a BLT sandwich tomorrow they will try to ban bacon

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This, trumpcucks are in full damage control

>real pol

Just fuck off nigger, take your (you)

No way, look at all those urban dictionary posts, democrats have their new angle! Just replace every noun, adjective or verb with covfefe when arguing and you win!

>tfw too covfefe to support Trump

Don't recall if this was posted.

>Kathy Griffin is losing sponsorship gigs

What do you think he's been up to this whole time?

Good. Paid family leave is an Ivanka's pet policy. Bad for business and unfair to singles, especially males.

Whats Kabul I really have no idea what's happening lately

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Kek is with us

It's a slow night. People are just screwing around.

Wait until they realize that the reason for the typo was the Kabul bombing, which interupted Trump as he was trying to tweey out something. It killed 80 people and rising, 300 injured. It was dangerously close to the US embassy. I found the typo funny as well and still do but I didnt make jokes about it all over twitter like some these famous leftists did though, now it will stick with them pretty badly.

WHY DID TRUMP NOT CORRECT HIS SPELLING ERROR???

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Who is she anyway. I know she made a video with Trump's severed head but I have never heard of her before this

Oh shit they really got drumpf this time typos are ground for impeachment dongald "two scoops" blumf btfo!!!!!!

>Covfefe

This shit is legit funny.

>squatty potty

I will be purchasing my squatty potty now.

>Make a clear mistake AND tweet it out AND not delete it for 3+ hours and counting at 12:06 AM.
Don't be such a triggered piece of shit