All the parties are a fucking joke here. Any places that are good to emigrate to?
Parker Walker
How do brits feel about covfefe
Brody Moore
1859738957D chess that is indistinguishable from foolishness
Landon Wilson
mummy beautiful
Matthew Cook
Just according to covfefe (translator's note: covfefe means plan)
Andrew Morales
really need young people to vote in this election.
we must destroy the tory majority
Jeremiah Howard
It's a another >mid 30s children TV presenter talks about young people as if he is one, rapidly heading towards his midlife crisis
Michael Ortiz
I hope you're all having a wonderful morning.
Landon Perry
I've been puking most of it. Feel awful.
Eli Torres
>tfw David Davis will never be PM
Liam Parker
I hope you get better soon user.
Lincoln Ramirez
She must be stump legged as fuck without heels.
Gavin Howard
Too competent, would never do..
Kayden Clark
Can I claim asylum here if Labour win, lads?
Carson Wright
what porn scene is that an edit of?
Ian Cruz
>Can I claim asylum here if Labour win, lads? Only if you convert to islam
Eli Cox
who is that fine woman?
Andrew Peterson
As long as you paint your face brown and put a towel on your head. If they don't believe you at first, just claim your a child, they will have to let you in then.
Charles Green
But I would be escaping Britain, not integrating more into British society...
Jonathan Walker
It was just some pic I found on bing image search (google is awful for finding porn). Think I already deleted the original though
Hudson Phillips
Found it in my download history
Ryan Wood
ladies and gentlemen
if the tories win a 400 seat majority I will sing barbie girl for /britpol/
Chase Ross
much appreciated
Jeremiah Parker
If Labour win a majority I'll dress up my cock as Jeremy Corbyn and do a puppet show for /britpol/
Carson Nelson
>tfw Robert Kilroy-Silk will never be PM as head of the Veritas party
Hunter Russell
All voters are cucks
Adrian Thompson
I knew a kid who named his WoW character Veritas after RKS
He was a typical huntard as you'd expect
Jace Roberts
>Friends I still keep in contact with from secondary school are all championing the "Tories could lose majority" story >Except for one, that is just talking about Overwatch loot boxes >tfw none of these people will actually bother to vote next week
How's your normiebook looking, lads?
Ethan Diaz
Deleted everyone but family and close friends from normiebook recently. My twitter is flooded with corbynista's though
Grayson Nguyen
Westminster voting intention by white British respondents
CON: 67% LAB: 15% LD: 9% UKIP: 8% GRN: 4%
(via @ICMResearch / 26-29 May)
The state of this country
Carson Sanders
>>Except for one, that is just talking about Overwatch loot boxes
He hasn't bought the Votetard meme, truly a hero among mongs
William Hughes
>Jewish interviewer who called out Corbyn yesterday for not knowing how much the cost of a major policy is getting called a Zionist and compared to miss piggy by Corbynistas You can't make this shit up lads.
Brandon Russell
>she will win by a landslide >her opponent is too incompetent and unelectable >the opposition has shot themselves in the foot by nominating such an idiot to run against her >she is so far ahead in the polls she doesn't even think about her opponent any more >she is experienced and looks ready to lead >she's been in a senior government position for so long now, it's HER TURN!
hmmmm where have I seen this before?
Carson Hernandez
>tfw no "Count" Michael Howard as PM
Logan Cook
is this bad or good? I sort of only look at UK politics rarely.
Colton Myers
Its fake. Couldn't find it on the twitter account
Cooper Reed
HAPPENING:
>MASSIVE TRUCK BOMB NEAR BRITISH AND GERMAN EMBASSIES IN KABUL >80+ DEAD
BEING SLID
RELIGION OF PEACE STRIKES AGAIN
Evan Hughes
>If Labour win a majority
No UK user will be able to post for months due to butthurt and 100 replies of HA HA HA HA HA HA for each brit post
Logan Myers
Labour are winning elections because of the non-white electorate.
They went around Luton yesterday on the politics show, all white people chose Tories, all non-whites chose Labour, with one of the blacks saying "i-i-i like the red rose, Labour for me."
Camden James
I agree.
Caleb Cox
So what happens when the Tories get their 100 seat majority? All non-UK fags will be told to fuck off from brit/pol/.
Kayden Anderson
That yougov poll is utter bollocks.
Adam Harris
>"i-i-i like the red rose, Labour for me."
You laugh, but he's at least voting based on one of the few actual difference between the major parties. Just admit you're just voting for your favourite tie colour.
Justin James
No shit
Chase Edwards
>Let 3rd worlders in by the bucketload >they bring their birthrates with them >OMG why are the schools overcrowded???
Gets the old noggin' joggin'
Sebastian Rodriguez
>yougov realise their reputation is shot so they're going all in on a 7:1 upset in the hope that they'll be 'the one pollster who got it right' I wouldn't be surprised if they've changed their weightings specifically for this reason
Ian Richardson
>Labour will increase council tax by at least 300% >Labour will go for a soft Brexit >Labour will make university free >Labour will continue to give even more "free childcare" even though it's complete garbage that people should get 30 hours childcare for free
There are many radical differences you fucking moron.
Robert Walker
Watch them change it a few days before the election to save face.
Ryder Jenkins
Terror attack in fucking Afghanistan is not a happening
David Nguyen
yes I can see why an anti-semite PM would garner that kind of reaction on neo-Sup Forums
Easton Brown
>just after we've been asked to contribute more troops to Afghanistan
How convenient...
James Lee
Watching this manchester gig with one of the Gallachers and it's frightening how nonchalant everyone there seems to be about recent events.
>Treating radical islam as a bully >If you stop giving them attention they'll go away >They want you to get angry >Just do nothing and carry on
Nice, except radical Islam is not a bully, but a pyscopath who wants you dead, and the best target is one who won't fight back and will let you walk up to them and slit their throat.
Utter madness.
Angel Long
Clearly it must be because of Afghanistan's foreign policy
Luis White
T-thanks. Worst part is the sick feeling. I just feel on edge constantly like I'm waiting to throw up.
Isaiah Ramirez
I feel you, lad. Have woken up to feverish pro-Corbyn retweets from several of my close friends. Odd thing is they're in the percentage that don't vote, so take that as you will.
>How convenient... Not really, they get bombed all the fucking time.
Nathaniel Gomez
this
Anthony White
covfefe
Christopher Reyes
>this is what Votetards actually beleive
All major parties are pro globalism anti brexit and centrist. It's the nature of democracy that only the most utilitarian parties survive.
Matthew Barnes
What is wrong with Paxman now, I just watched the interviews from the debate and he's a complete asshole.
Anthony Howard
he just got caught cheating on his wife
Mason Davis
>he's a complete asshole
He always was.
Christian Diaz
He was only ever good when let off the leash to drill people. Here he had to look inpartial and fair and he just comes across as boring.
Carter Torres
If Labour wins the place will be a lunatic asylum. So yes if your mo mental enough.
Nicholas Miller
You guys are aware how fucked you'll be if Labour get in and reduce the voting age to 16?
Leo Smith
>So what happens when the Tories get their 100 seat majority?
Nothing, that is what it should be. But you still have the chance to fuck it all up.
Logan Collins
holy shit > they're insane
Kevin Butler
It is a hard state of mind to wrap your head around, I agree. I honestly thought the death of children would be enough to rouse people to some form of action, instead of this hand holding crap. At this point, I don't fucking know where the desire to actually combat this shit is going to come from, because it's certainly not from dead kids.
Xavier Walker
>absolutely no rebuttal
You are beyond stupid no wonder no one pays attention to you.
Isaiah Nelson
We'd become a communist nation if that happened. Too many kids in school aren'tfully aware of the atrocities committed under Communist regimes or what it really entails.
Parker Cox
We're already fucked, all the under 16 vote will do is solidify the electorate catchment area even more to the center ground.
Carson Garcia
Don't reply to budget YKTD
Dylan Ross
>Labour SNP Plaid LibDem SDLP Sinn Fein Green coalition >PR introduced >HoL abolished and replaced with a PR chamber as well >Northern Ireland referendum >Scottish Referendum >Brexit cancelled >16 year olds can vote >More mussies allowed it
Can you feel
Ryan Gomez
I think it's beautiful when a lad becomes a tranny
Dominic Price
If that happens I'm just going to abuse amazon prime and get a whole heap of spirits delivered so I can be eternally numb.
Christian Gomez
Redpill me on the minimum wage.
I don't how it's right big bosses and corporations make billions in profit while many of their workers struggle to feed themselves and pay the bills.
But I also acknowledge the effect it'd have on small businesses and inflation..
Robert Rogers
what, bribing retarded minorities with money? Fuck off bro.
Nathan Williams
Have a sex change lads
Estrogen rewrites your sex drive to like men
Charles Flores
...
Hunter Scott
>gets BTFO >pretends that he wasn't
Utter state of Votetards
Parker Taylor
Lol the media have spent more time talking about the IRA and Corbyn and Islam has been brushed under the carpet. Pathetic cucks.
Kayden Cox
Look at any Labour stronghold campaign: full of non-whites with sprinklings of white cucks cheering their own demise.
I live in a Labour safe seat and it is bolstered solely by the consistent black and Pakistani "votes". The liberal whites want to vote Green now, but they are being bred out by 'diverse Britons'.
These people think that the Conservatives are considered racists who will kill all minorities if they ever win an election (they honestly don't realise they've been living under the Conservatives for almost 7 years now).
Easton Nguyen
Businesses want the middle/upper classes to subsidise poor pay through tax credits and bennies, while at the same time increasing immigration to drive wages down even further
It's basically as jewish as you can get
Jordan Wright
I'm afraid not being a little bitch like yourself, it's not going to happen.
Now off you fuck you filthy labour cunt.
Leo Diaz
>the momentum tards think they can actually stop the tories now >on the night we get a tory majority of 98 or something
Zachary Roberts
You completely moved the goal posts because you can't rebute the fact that Labour and the Tories are very different on many things.
>muh anti-brexit
Give me a fucking break the party is going hard Brexit.
INB4 i-i-it's all a ruse.
Eli Green
Don't you want to cuddle into a mans chest and feel your little faggot heart jump with joy?
Thomas Brown
High Labour polling only helps the Tories now because it will get the lazier people out to vote.
It also helps us because the leftists will be distraught when they are crushed on June 8th.
Brayden Gomez
Sex changes don't exist
Daniel Ramirez
No thanks I don't want to inject horse piss into myself to pretend to be a girl.
Exactly. Increasing the minimum wage and introducing rent controls would cut the claimant count substantially. Remember, most people on benefits are in work.
Why should the state subsidies big business?
Colton Cook
Estroginisation and feminisation do :)
I bet you would love a boyfriend. Holding you tight and kissing your neck and making you feel so soft safe and secure in his arms
Awwww
Ooh I'll join so I can save some repressed transgirls
Alexander Green
English teacher gets it.
The system relies on endless migration and wagecucks to pay for the useless ones through benefits. The useless ones are there as election fodder, so that one by one constituencies can return useless candidates.
The trouble is that the rate of migration and the ability of wagecucks to pay is getting strained and will break. Businesses need some proportion of the population with purchasing power to ensure profit. No one said it was a smart idea.
Jackson Perry
Not an English teacher
Logan Powell
Get off my board faggot.
Kevin Davis
>he thinks the Tories are pro brexit
Fucking hell lad, I thought it was funny how retarded you are before. Now I'm worried about you.
