>Donald Trump becomes the fucking US President >He makes a spelling mistake that becomes a literal news headline for a week >Literal communists running around in the streets and protesting >White people being kicked out of colleges and black people attempting to segregate them >Milk, vanilla ice-cream, and the 'OK' hand sign are white supremacist signals >Satanic pedophile rings in pizza parlors >People being assassinated to protect an epileptic, seizure-prone Presidential candidate that lost to a TV real estate mogul >Children giving up their smartphones to spin pieces of plastic >President is attacked by every media outlet because he got two scoops of ice cream >An Internet comic of a green frog becomes the leader of a political movement
Is this even real life anymore? Did I get put in a coma years ago? Am I hallucinating?
I don't even know what's going on anymore.
Isaiah Anderson
Bump
Isaiah Roberts
Absurdity is a universal constant.
Nicholas Hernandez
best time line and still living in the prelude of a cyberpunk dystopia
Nicholas Davis
>I don't even know what's going on anymore.
Jaxson Rogers
>prelude
>facial recognition >drones >cyber warfare >citizen databases >President communicates through Internet >smartphones
We're IN the cyberpunk dystopia.
James Morgan
These are strange and wonderful times; be thankful we are blessed enough to live through them. We may not have explored the New World or journeyed to the stars, but what we do in these few short years on earth will echo down through the ages.
Jayden Thompson
Its funny, just keep going
Nolan Jenkins
TELL ME ABOUT COVFEFE WHY DOES IT NEED A FLASK
Cooper Reyes
It's going to get worse, much worse.
Nicholas Torres
>President is attacked by every media outlet because he got two scoops of ice cream
Can i get a quick rundown on this?
Thomas Thomas
This is the kind of shit that happens in a self-sustaining surveillance state. We can see everything now, so shit that wasn't worth sharing or reporting a decade or two ago is now common knowledge.
Andrew Wilson
We are the generation to always be haunted by a distant memory of life before the decline.
Ian Hall
>spelling mistake What did he intend to say?
Jayden Butler
What a world we live in. This is better than another Netflix shitshow, and I get to play a part in it.
Nah, we still lack environmental disaster, androids and better VR.
Carson Jackson
Have you considered that this might all be a coma induced dream?
Tyler Carter
it's all in how you perceive it. this is what should be expected. the swamp does not like being drained. we still have freedom to speak our minds. for now.
Caleb Cruz
Things are very strange
I feel like we have meddled in the timelines too much
Something is happening
Isaac Baker
Leftists will just go "nuh uh, you!"
Thomas Ross
This is actually pretty much to be expected after giving women political power.
Like if you told that to any human born more than 150 years ago, they'd be like, "Yeah, of course".
Owen Flores
People are saying covfefe has some deep hidden meaning with some Egyptian god?
Logan Torres
> We > Not Cern
Adam Wood
>This is better than another Netflix shitshow, and I get to play a part in it
What part are you playing? I'm playing the part as old guy that can't wait to die because the world is too crazy.
Benjamin Green
>>Children giving up their smartphones to spin pieces of plastic This is actually a good thing. (((Social media))) is the last thing we want kids to be exposed to.
Brody Flores
Considering almost 2 years ago, I woke up in hospital after surviving and event that is extremely unlikely for someone to survive, this thought goes through my mind often.
Michael Harris
Cipher?
Parker Jenkins
Giving stupid people a voice has ruined humanity.
Kayden Butler
I'm playing the part of the nihilistic onlooker.
Lincoln Morgan
Thats cause (((they))) were losing their grip and had to crack down even harder by manipulating reddit and facebook so hard,. Now all ((they)) can control are the bottom of the barrel nogs and sjws hence antifa and blm. Spinning plastic is still better than wrongthinking.
Camden Sullivan
Your post was compelling up until the fidget spinner bullshit. I'm Gen Z and can tell you fidget spinner hype is being blown way the fuck out of proportion by the media, no one gives a shit
Angel Williams
>he actually believes the swamp bullshit Open your eyes dude
Jayden Davis
Daily reminder that the nukes dropped in 2007 and this is our limbo until Christ returns
Gabriel Sanders
But ask yourself why it was being blown out of proportion. Who was responsible for the disproportionate response? The same media under control of deep state social engineering forces; not to mention the original intent was to distract Palestinian kids. They were literally made by a Jew, for the intent of distraction, then blown up by mainstream media in an attempt to make them become more popular.
Lincoln Bell
Thank you for your contribution but you must return from whence you came.
Kayden Nelson
Same here, except 20.
Ryder Foster
>covfefe
Carson Morales
This is the hallmark of a dying civilization: surrealism
Ian Rodriguez
Nah man we are totally living in a the episode of black mirror where that cartoon bear takes over the world
Caleb Ramirez
so greatness!!
Jaxson Walker
>Children giving up their smartphones to spin pieces of plastic
I don't get it, can someone explain please ?
Jace Martinez
what a shit meme
Thomas Taylor
You are dumb
Thomas Davis
THAT'S what youre triggered about?
Not the 100 + contradictions and empty promises and lies he made to get rubes to vote for him?
Not the clear and blatant disregard for law and policy and ethics?
Who is the real snowflake here?
lol oh Sup Forums you died years ago.
James Roberts
Sorry about that... I sneezed when messing with the quantum reality stabilizers... things should automatically fix themselves in a few years
Carter Lee
maybe you just don't get it yet..
Evan Powell
>reddit spacing >larping as an oldfag Please leave with your weak ass bait
Isaac Bailey
I don't even know what Trump ran on aside from BUILD WALL and grabbin pussy. Leftists hated him so that was the obvious choice.
The neverending wave of tears shows I wasn't wrong.
Cameron Torres
GAS THE COFEFE'S
Jeremiah Clark
Considering your e celeb picture I can verify that I have in fact been here longer than you
Jason White
Literally the worst fucking meme of 2017 and it's only been a few hours
Why are millennials so fucking awful at memes?
Thomas Smith
>>can't argue so shout 'leddit' >>actually are a snowflake so attack poster personally
makes sense, friendo
Carter Nguyen
Are they literally running bots to comment on forced memes?
Connor Garcia
this
I voted for Trump purely to piss off leftists and the (((media))).
Both candidates were shit, so if I'm going to Hell in a handbasket, I at least want to enjoy the ride.
Lincoln Wright
>still reddit spacing >still not understanding board culture >still trying to fit in but sticking out like a sore thumb
Noah Lopez
Like are they really laughing as hard as they say they are, or are they just trying to be annoying by pretending it's the funniest thing. I'm not saying it isn't funny because they're making fun of Trump, it's legit just not funny at all.
William Jenkins
I sold around 50 pieces yesteday. Wanna know the funny stuff? Bearded man bought, some because they saw people with it in instagram. They all had a retard face. This kind of people won't survive in the near future.
Wyatt Jackson
White House meal, dinner was served and he got two scoops of ice creams, guests got one, chaos ensued and cnn lost its shit
Thomas Williams
no. these are legitimately stupid people being entertained by the comedic equivalent of fermented fish scales at the bottom of a supply barrel as they drift aimlessly through the oceans of their lives.
Mason Hernandez
real life in england
Aiden Carter
>double arrows for green text Holy fuck dude just kill yourself already. Or stick to youtube comments.
Benjamin Anderson
>They were literally made by a Jew
Asher Gray
>>>>triggerred
Andrew White
>>>>>>pew >>>>>>>>>>>>>>pew
Nolan Martinez
THE WARP IS OVERTAKING US!!!!
Levi Hill
Lmao shills are so easy to spot
Asher Howard
>everyone i disagree with is a shill
Tyler Torres
No, it's just a fantasy. Kek the god of chaos now rule this world and just fucking with everyone including us.
Kayden Green
>I'm not a shill I swear!
Hunter Sanders
Good one faggot now kys
Jack Price
Reality has become the joke. Come laugh with us.
Asher Wright
Except for the satanic pedoring thing i would say this is the best possible timeline desu
Alexander Morris
>starting a sentence with "lol"
"lol oh and literaly lol you died years ago Sup Forums"
>lol sick burn my awesome brain constructed lol, thatll show them how eloquent and convincing I believe myself to be, lol!
>I'm laughing at you h-h-haha you believe me, right? h-h-ha
Jason Green
is that a fail picture? are you 12 and in 2001?
Jayden Lopez
the leftist propaganda wing needs to be exterminated
Juan Brooks
ah sweden. how's your muslim rape problem?
Cameron Morales
Soon.
Evan Lopez
Lol faggot go back to dumblr or whatever shitpile you crawled out of
Liam Thomas
Nah, just you. Fix your scripts to sound like a human and try again.
Kevin Morgan
Good lord, the Unabomber was correct...
Noah Peterson
If you take letters of the word and apply it to the periodic table and then take those numbers and search it, it relates back to an incarnation of Kek showing up...
Luke Torres
I for one am glad niggers want to resegregate. Hope it spreads to more than just college. I still say we meme a #backtoafrica campaign
Benjamin Carter
Not an arguement.
Ta-ta
Jaxson Hughes
oh no i have been discovered curse my primitive DNC programming or something
the sadness and desperation of the posters in these trump threads astounds and saddens me.