Brit/pol/: Unbiased BBC Audience Edition

>Thread Video
youtube.com/watch?v=vSTeXX8fMIY

>Thread Poll
strawpoll.me/13082827

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
twitter.com/i/live/861732137824788481
filmon.com/tv/bbc-one
tvguide.co.uk/tv-stream/?ch=bbc one
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone
cricfree.sc/bbc-1-live-stream

>BBC Election debate at 19:30 GMT
bbc.co.uk/news/live/election-2017-40091449

>Britain Elects election centre
britainelects.com/

>Corbyn to attend election debate:
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40105324

>Trump pulling out from Paris agreement:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/31/donald-trump-pull-paris-climate-deal-reports2/

>Surgeon gets 15 years for performing hundreds of unnecesary mastectomies
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-40108558

>Latest contreversial poll shows conservative losses
thetimes.co.uk/article/latest-general-election-poll-predicts-conservatives-will-lose-seats-02zfwl8lc

>Corbyn follows up car crash with a disaster on mumsnet livechat
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/30/huge-disappointment-mumsnet-users-vent-fury-jeremy-corbyn-leaving/

>Corbyn suffers childcare car crash interview at hands of Women's Hour
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40090520

>Lastest Owen Jones and Peter Hitchens
archive.is/ohssa
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/05/happy-oak-apple-day.html

>Zoo worker killed by tiger
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-40089174

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bbc.co.uk/complaints/
twitter.com/paulnuttallukip/status/870020616807747585
twitter.com/britainelects/status/870025264239177729
twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/869233083710681088
strawpoll.me/13083967
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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Fuck Communists

I'M WITH HER

As much as anyone can be said to have won that shitshow, Corbyn won
What now fellow Monday club members?

>Britain: 2021

After Labour inevitable lose, how many of the shadow cabinet will be stuck on the back benches for the rest of their political career

BASED PAUL NUTTALL

Vote UKIP

Not directly political but to bring up the subject of homosexual degneracy in our nation's Capital, a story I recieved from a friend about their time in London:

>Use Grindr to hook up with random nigger chav
>go to his house, there is another VERY petite twink there in the corner out of it
>have a drink of very strong "vodka" (later turns out to be GBH)
>Legs go weak
>thuggish cunt says he'll start with my friend because he is half awake
>whispers in ear about pozzing
>friend headbutts the dude and screams, crawling out of the dude's room and getting his stuff
>other guy gets left there alone, completely out of it with this nigger.

Why do I have to be part of such a disgusting fucking community. I wish they fucking did some genuine scientific research into curing homosexuality.

>debating with plebs

FIRST FOR CORBYN WILL WIN

Holy fuck. I don't even know where to begin with that.

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Once Corbyn is ousted and labour fix their leadership rules, Diane, Thornberry, Corbyn and McDonnell will be doomed.

Did you watch the 'debate'?

GET YOUR COMPLAINTS IN LADS
bbc.co.uk/complaints/

>The huge left wing bias in the audience during the Election Debate television show was ridiculous. Coming from state media I feel this bias undermines our democracy due to the position and power the BBC has, an investigation and apology before the election are the only acceptable actions!
>I am not one to generally complain about audiences, I believed the audiences during the referendum last year were very fair and I know how passionate both the left and right are having attended a BBC debate last year in person.
>The audience were hugely in favour of all the left wing candidates and were extremely cold and rude to the right, I do not see even a remote chance of this being the case if the audience was genuinely representative.
>Gas the Kikes race war now.

Will a Corbyn victory lead to a Right-wing renaissance in the arts?

Replace that tombstone with the Cenotaph to make it more accurate.

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ARE NUTT
twitter.com/paulnuttallukip/status/870020616807747585

Similarity is striking

>>other guy gets left there alone, completely out of it with this nigger.
Why didn't he fucking phone the police?

>Islam is a religion of peace and enriches our society
>but we shouldn't sell arms to the most Islamic country in the middle east

>When you give her the look

>Abbott gets kicked out of the party and loses her seat
Oh dear god please let it happen.

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>user, you're voting for Jeremy Corbyn, right? Maybe we can go out some time, but first I have to be part of the debate audience.

>Having sex with chavs
>Taking alcohol from a hookup
Your friend should have left as soon as he saw the other bloke wigged out and he should have phoned the cops when he got out
Also
>Not carrying a knife to any even slightly suspicious hookup
Keep your loife get a knoife

Who will be part of the new shadow cabinet? I can see at least one of the Milibands making a return. Will definitely be Blairite, maybe Tony makes a return?

Who else /hype/ for the torycuck butthurt on election night?

toffs status: running scared
classcucks status: running scared
ukip status: monster raving looney party-tier

>yes I am
>lol secret ballot voted tory

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All of his cabinet will be with the exception of Keir Starmer.

TORIES ON 3% LEAD IN NEW YOUGOV POLL

No why would I? Are you an undecided voter?

And what makes corbyn a commie? He is a democratic socialist at best.

Eat your dinner Nuttallkins, it's time for a strong and stable leadership, Nutall can't be allowed to get the nuclear codes.

Damn, you're not kidding.

twitter.com/britainelects/status/870025264239177729

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I can see Liz Kendall, Spear Chukka, Milimeme maybe, Clive Lewis if he keeps his seat. Wes Streeting, Ben Bradshaw similarly to Clive Lewis.

>communist status: in denial

twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/869233083710681088

>Will Young says he has PTSD over how he was treated on Strictly Come Dancing
>PTSD
>Piers disputes this
>gets shit for it

Beauty turned into a skank. Just like Katy Perry.

Going to get the arms from somewhere lad, may as well be British arms
How else are we going to pay for all these bennies?

Left that bit out actually, he gave me a rant saying they were questioning the legitmacy of his claim, and threatened to charge him with assault on an officer.

The dude is a typical lefty intellectual so I'll assume that as his body pumped with adrenaline he tried to be arsey with the Police, and they had none of it.
I also mentioned that he had no right to judge the Police response given he had earlier willingling consumed MCAT.

even worse.

Nearly 1k RTs in FIVE minutes. lmao.

>they have to photoshop pics of Corbyn with a Union Jack

actually kekked

>yougov

No. Just missed your autism in the threads. You did well to miss it. Nuttall mentioned Islamic terrorism and us lot got blamed for Jo Cox. The country's fucked.

CON: 43% (+1) LAB: 33% (-1) LDEM: 11% (+2) UKIP: 4% (-) GRN: 3% (-1)

strawpoll.me/13083967

strawpoll.me/13083967

strawpoll.me/13083967

HOLY FUCK THE MADMAN MIGHT ACTUALLY DO IT

Labour have literally promised everyone everything, they'll fucking turn us into Greece

(((yougov)))

Just watching the "highlights" of the debate now.

So glad I didn't watch that shit

>it's a london lefty audience clapping contest episode

Lmao no thank you.

Joe Public will look at those lefties and the way Lib Dems, SNP, Labour, Plaid and the Greens all gang up on UKIP and be disgusted.

Apologies for leaving that out.

Blunt objects are better if you can, no charge and less dangerous if turned on you.

Holy fuck

> muh safe space muh oppression
Day of the gulag approaches, Tory scum

>yougov
Hocus pocus tier at this point. Even labour sources are calling them bollocks.

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>Keir Starmer
Why do people like him so much? How did he get a knighthood?

He made a communist his chancellor.

They will just buy them from somewhere else, why not us?

>ptsd over strictly come dancing

Happening comrades

Imagine being a Labour voting, Remainer that wanted Hillary to win on June 9th.

At this point just end it.

twitter.com/britainelects/status/870025264239177729
>Please be crosby trying to get a good turnout
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YOU
JUST
KNOW

30 pieces of silver.

twitter.com/paulnuttallukip/status/870020616807747585

kek

> Most replies are pro ARE PAUL

wtf is going on?

Yeah them four plus Hiliary Benn

>all these lefties hyping Corbyn polls up
it will be great to see the tears when May still gets the massive majority they predicted at the start

Ready for your new and improved Union flag brit/pol/?
You replied to the wrong person

BBC complaint website crashed for about 20 minutes.

KEK THEY'RE GETTING THEIR HOPES UP

The cult of Corbyn won;t retweet polls that put them 12 points behind though, 2 weeks ago all the polls were 'fake' according to them

>7hr old poll

lol get with the times granddad

I fucking KNEW he always wanted to stick it to the jews

>your autism

YouGov is using 80% turnout figures for under 25s

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>same thing the soldiers who stormed Omaha beach got

Only 3 points in it now lads
I have a feeling hes going to win it

Holy shit, I just want to see Tories get btfo now. Just to witness it. It will be amazing.

>director of prosecutions at CPS
did a fucking shit job, resigned from the shadow cabinet, then went back into the shadow cabinet

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Even when polls come out at the same time the one showing labour closer is RT'd and the other ignored.
Also there's no way labour is getting 39%. 35% at best.

for you

Whoever wrote that in the picture has never stuck his cock in someone wearing a rapex. Knowing that you're going to have to beat someone to death with your cock stuck inside them is the worst feeling.

>trusting polls after trump
ishygddt

Not surprised desu.

see

Fuck Paul and fuck White people

That's still a hung parliament with the tories the largest party. It's also dogshit.

FUCK

I really hope YouGov's "new model" is a load of bullshit

>Westminster voting intention

As in, voters in the constituency of Westminster?