Why do burgers have such retarded names?

Why do burgers have such retarded names?
Like
>Timothy
>Cleetus
>Scooter
>Cody
>Brad
>Chad
>Ted

The only Cleetus i've seen was that redneck character from GTAV

Better than the most popular boy's name in britain.

>There are even a few Corbyns!
Please just nuke us

Timothy is from the bible you retarded bong

Included it as a joke.

Looks like England's dignity is making a brexit too

>Timothy
What's wrong with Tim?
>>Cletus
Never have heard of anyone actually having that name
>>Scooter
Same as Cletus
>>Cody
White trash name never seen outside of a trailer park
>>Brad
Never known one.
>>Chad
Yeah that ones dumb
>>Ted
Short for Theodor a fucking great name

Is Australia any better?
>Chase
>Beau
>Thomas
>Angus
>Hugo
>Dominic

holy fucking shit

feel bad for the few white people left there, you guys should move somewhere else

Timothy is biblical. I understand the other retarded names, but that was a stupid one to list and I'm sure there are plenty of Tims in Bongistan

>dequarius
>Jamal
>shaniqua
>Daquan
>lemelo

I shit you not there was a nigger named
>shithead

Pronounced si- thead.

Why is the UK so Jew / Muslim cucked?

It's embarrassing.

>Corbyn
Why would you do that to your own child?

Scooter is one of my dachshunds' names.
Fuck off.

i met more than one shithead in baltimore

Baltimore Leaf? You're lucky you got out alive.

>Not being named zace

better that
>Foster
>Hedley
>Duncan
>Rupert

>tfw Timothy
t-thanks
although it's greek

>urethra

>Cody


>You find out it isn't short for anything

Pretty soon everyone in England will be named Muhammed, but OP thinks Timothy is a retarded name.

I'm just waiting for my name to be posted ITT.

>Oliver and Corbyn

And Britain wants to make fun of anyone? Fuck me, I'd rather see Mohammed become the most popular name in my country than fucking Oliver. "This is my child Oliver, we are raising xir as a proud faggot."

>Chad
>Burger

Better than Tomithy, Heathclaw, and Chudlow