You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at Corbychev and you look at Theresa Mayhem, and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin’. But I’m a genetic freak, and I’m not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin’ me! And then you add Milkman Farron to the mix? Your chances of winnin’ drasticy go down. See the three-way, at Westminster, you got a 33 1/3 chance of wiinnin’. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause Milkman Farron KNOWS he can’t beat me, and he’s not even gonna try! So, Theresa Mayhem, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin’ at Westminster! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at winnin’, if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at Westminster! See, Theresa Mayhem; the numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for you on June 8th!
Brayden Torres
First for fucking slags
Jackson Lewis
I'm flip-flopping like crazy between UKIP and Tories and I'm getting seriously scared that Corbyn might be PM through the world's worst coalition.
I don't like Theresa May and my preference for government is UKIP. But come on, that's not going to happen. UKIP are very, very far away from winning my seat even. But I can help Tory beat Lib Dem here.
Last week I was voting Tory to see through Brexit. But since Manchester attack I've recognised that Tories will do fuck all to stop terrorism or reduce immigration and moved to UKIP.
But my hatred for socialism and Corbyn's entire existence surpasses my fear for May's Orwellian future. I think I'm gonna bottle it and vote Tory and I hate myself for it.
This is a guy whose main reason for voting Leave was to upset normies and leftists. I cannot bare to think of the happiness these cunts will derive from this calamity of a man leading our country.
Anyone else know this feel?
Benjamin Butler
>Tfw was never making a new thread
Jaxon Johnson
thoughts?
Brody Richardson
We will unite the unions under one congress.
Jose Gutierrez
>mfw I was a deep state communist corbynite agent working for the UK-NKVD this entire time and pretended to support brexit, ukip and the tories
Mission is almost complete comrades
Leo Foster
Amber Rudds arl fella died 2 days ago. May shit out and let a grieving human being get kicked mercilessly. Not only May but every other shithouse chinless drip. Spineless wankers.
Bring on a progressive coalition, Britain seems ready for change, austerity is dead that's clear and with it the Tories.
Kayden Reyes
Only National Socialism can save Britain
Ryan Watson
Are you black by any chance?
Samuel Adams
>implying anyone thought you were Fat cunt.
Andrew White
Notts/pol/ when?
Angel Gutierrez
I got this. Overall it called me a "Centrist-With right wing leanings"
Leo Gonzalez
Are students going to fuck the country because >muh free shit
Nicholas Phillips
THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP
Ian Sanchez
Noice.
Christopher Reyes
You little shit I was waiting
Adam Clark
YouGov's poll is based on 62% of 18-24s voting and 67% of 50-64s voting.
In 2015 44% of young people voted and 70% elderly.
Now of course there is a significant difference between 44% and 62%, but it's not completely unprecedented for young people to turn up to vote like that - it has happened before.
Lads, I'm very, very worried.
(I'm reposting I know, but it's important).
Pic related shows evidence of a high youth turnout this year.
Samuel Flores
To be fair, Rudd was on course to lose her constituency. I suspect it was also partly so she could claw it back, if she had a good performance. If she had a bad performance (which she arguably did, since she didn't stand out), she was an expendable resource. Makes sense, strategically.
Lucas Diaz
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Caleb Richardson
OY
Joseph Ramirez
>Thinking Corbyn has a chance
I don't know why the fuck people are saying this, did none of you see the results of the local elections last month? The only thing that has changed is we've had a rather convenient terrorist attack and Corbyn almost said he supported the attack
Jace Nguyen
It's over.
Nolan Wright
DUNKIRK SUMMER 2017 BLOCKBUSTER WAR DRAMA WORLD WAR TWO FROM THE MAN WHO BROUGHT YOU BANE AND CIA NOLAN GOES FULL HITLER APOLOGETICS
B R A V O N O L A N R A V O
N O L A N
Ryan Hughes
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Are you black by any chance?
Connor Fisher
Tory shills are the only ones who still go on about MUH LANDSLIDE.
Brayden Green
Don't be a pussy, that's how they keep getting away with it. If everyone stopped bricking it and voting tory out of fear there might actually be some pressure on them to stop being lying shitcunts.
Benjamin Lopez
BASED CORBYN
Logan Garcia
>2015 The youth vote will swing it! >2016 The youth vote will swing it! >2017
Dominic Harris
Tory manifesto was dogshit
Charles Jackson
They'll all be at Glastonbury or too weak from Ramadamadingdon to vote
Christopher Ortiz
Just because our country's equivalent of Bernie voters dominate Twatter and Plebbit doesn't mean that Labour has a chance. Are you in a tory safe seat?
Logan Torres
How to get the young vote, promise them lots of free shit because they don't care how it's going to be paid for. Sad!
Nathaniel Bailey
England is ripe for Cultural Revolution!
Logan Hall
look at that graph though. Youth voters seem considerably more motivated this year. Considerably. Aren't you worried?
Nolan Cook
You don't see many Tory voters screaming on social media. They don't need to. Empty vessels etc, this is a certain Tory victory.
Zachary Roberts
Wagwan mandem
Easton Turner
Wasn't this the same poll that said there would be a hung parliament last election and that Brexit wouldn't happen?
The young don't vote, they wine and bitch on social media but they don't vote. Are you forgetting the results from the local elections, from Trump, from Brexit and Scottish independence?
YouGove is one of the worst ways to get your data as they go to specific area to canvas people and get the results they want.
Nathan Lewis
Exactly. Many young people are idealistic and stupid.
Blake Perry
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Are you black by any chance?
Luis Stewart
What the fuck are you two on about? She's not going to lose her seat, she's on a 10% majority.
Aaron James
>last month It's not about how good labour are, lad, it's about how badly the Tories are. They've fucked this campaign so badly that they've had to "relaunch" it. Have you ever heard of a campaign being relaunched just over a week from the date?
They know their manifesto is an embarrassment, and her public performance is a joke. The media still shill for her ,but we'll see if that's enough.
Jayden Edwards
No it hasn't. Its been widely reported that the slight increase in tax intake was due to corporations waiting till the new lower bracket was introduced before claiming. It should just be a tax then that is applied only if you complete. Burdening teenagers with actual debt creates an harmful culture counter-productive to learning. The fact that degrees are seen as monetary investments is why they're becoming more and more irrelevant.
Alexander Lopez
Alright lads, I unironically voted Labour today.
Jace Williams
Young Jezza
Ryder Clark
Implying Glastonbury isn't after June 9th kys faggot
Cameron Nguyen
This is amazing. Literally living in a meme timeline.
Colton Wright
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Lucas Hill
I know this feel senpai. My constituency is Labour since 97 but only narrowly beat the tories in 2015. I want to show support for UKIP but I think the tories need my support more.
>tfw we're relying on young people not to vote for a Conservative majority
>tfw am a young person
Owen Evans
The manifesto that was written primarily for middle class Britain? The main voting class? The young don't vote, the lower class just want racism so will go tory as they're the new UKIP and the middle class vote tory.
Corbyn can't even run his own party, let alone the country. Milliband posed a bigger threat.
Jaxon Cox
The tory voteshare has barely fallen in polls to be fair. The labour rise is mostly from eating lib dem and green votes.
Julian Rodriguez
Labour's was fucking absurd though tbf
Ryan Baker
He looks like he definitely got bullied
Hudson James
Ayyup famalam, ya mam cummin round later, she be gettin well fucking wet, u kno wat im sayin ya batty?
Parker Murphy
Looking at Sup Forums's advertisement page.
Total monthly users: 30 million, 8% from the UK Population of the UK: 65 million
That means that about 4% of brits use Sup Forums And among the youth, that figure is probably much much higher, maybe like 15%
And this is using the old 30 million number, which has been there for years. It's probably much much higher now. It could be that as much as 20% of the youth in Britain use Sup Forums
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Corbyn is a LITERAL NAZI
>The Nazi social welfare provisions included old age insurance, rent supplements, unemployment and disability benefits, old-age homes, interest-free loans for married couples, along with healthcare insurance
Josiah Stewart
Soon...
Ryder Thomas
this is what a *
Dominic Gutierrez
You could just stomach it for this election until the next one. Remember that you will be voting for your mp and if there is no chance of it being UKIP and if there is a chance to replace the incumbent lib dem with a conservative i'd say go for it. If there is no chance of UKIP winning then you'd have a better chance throwing a cup of hot water into the sea and with the intent to change the temperature of the water.
Gavin Rogers
>I am young
However not idealistic, I do a proper degree. If Corbyn gets in, I'll be less in debt by £9000, literally no fucking point. still got nearly £40,000 to pay off
Joshua Richardson
Wonder if he ever dreamed he would be Prime Minister
Benjamin Bailey
>calls me a faggot >He knows when the most degenerate middle class hug box is
Anthony Ramirez
Look, more than anyone here I want this poll to be wrong. But I have to admit, I'm very worried.
What if the EU referendum motivated them to vote?
>Are you forgetting the results from the local elections
No I'm not, but they were long before the manifestos, before Theresa's u-turn, before debates, before the campaigning properly started.
>YouGov is one of the worst ways to get your data as they go to specific area to canvas people and get the results they want
I hope this is true, but YouGov is a company that relies on its accuracy. It must be accurate otherwise nobody will pay it to give anymore results. It's in their interest to get this right.
Aiden Martin
>Lads, I'm very, very worried.
I hope you're worried at the prospect that young people are actually participating in Parliamentarianism Goyim Simulator 2017 Edition.
Rather than because you're actually British and are in anyway concerned with the results of this election.
Seriously what is this shithole.
Jose Lee
bet he enjoyed it
Charles Bennett
But it has fallen, and it's fallen to a socialist candidate. Like Trump, this defies a lot of the old rules.
Samuel Wood
Yeah but MUH FREE SHIT is more amenable than an attempt to adress the huge cost of social care and pensions.
It threatened the pensioner bennies.
Nicholas Mitchell
my favourite part of the debate was when the leftie party leader attacked amber rudd for being a scapegoat for mays cowardice and then attacked paul nuttall for being a racist
Robert Reed
>tfw I pressed your sister last night bareback you get me pussyole
Jacob Evans
I am young too - it was a generalisation as I'm sure you're aware considering most here are young. I am going to start university this year but I intend to get a good job after uni to pay it back properly rather than scrounging of taxpayers.
Oliver Diaz
I still think the tories will be 10% ahead on polling day and increase their majority.
Jonathan Phillips
Why do you care? You're a loser whose low grade views are represented by the low grade party Ukip?
Care about the environment, education, healthcare. The biggest issues that need to be energetically tackled.
"Nah I'll vote Ukip because I want to ban the burka and upset leftists". Get a grip.
Aw lads got to write a 2500 word essay for tomorrow afternoon
Grayson Edwards
daily reminder that the brits are the real kangz and kek is truly /ourgod/
Austin Anderson
Almost like (((Macron))) here in 1993 the year he was groomed by his future wife and teacher at the time.
You could know the next Prime Minister,president,chancellor,emperor or dictator of your country. Or walk past him/her. Hell even you or I could be the person down the road.
Angel Ramirez
Yougov polling has been all over the shop and swings wildly between polls done two days apart. The tory numbers guy (who deals with their internal polling) was literally laughing on twitter at that yougov hung parliament thing. Remember the last SIX elections pollsters have underestimated the tories.
>He tips the prostitute >He doesn't spit on her repeatedly >He doesn't make her hold her eye lids open and spunk on her eyeballs to cause pain >He doesn't slap her about and purposely try to haggle the price afterwards >He doesn't give her a 1 star rating just because >He doesn't make her suck your toes while smashing her from behind >He doesn't make her cry and want to kill herself during the session >He doesn't piss in her mouth after cumming
Noah Gray
Poland is rightful German clay.
I just wanted to drop this here.
Thanks.
Jace Williams
I go to a very very liberal university mate and I can tell you this; 100% of the young in the UK could register to vote and less than half will actually vote. Look at all of these cunts shitting up social media, are any of them having a discussion? No, it's about sharing anti-May memes and spamming how much they hate the tories. When it comers to actually voting they don't care because in their eyes it doesn't actually matter. Most of these twats can't even wake up for a 9am lecture, let alone do a proper degree; expecting them to actually go out and vote is too much.
The Tories are going to have a landslide victory and social media is going to be crammed with more memes with the line "I didn't bother to vote". May could shit on live TV and the Tories would still win because the main people who vote are the ones with money, protect them and you ensure you win. There's nothing to be worried about, hell I'm putting a couple of grand on the outcomes because I'm so sure.
Luke King
Whats the title? 2500 words is piss easy.
Jayden Kelly
Oh dear God she was so fucking qtpie with her long dark hair, wtf would she do this?
Jacob Baker
He's a fucking spastic roadman tho innit
Parker Rivera
Germany needs to take another 5 gorillion more refugees to atone for the sins of their past
Joseph Lewis
UKIP not running everywhere.
Jose Price
What's it on lad?
Alexander Jenkins
>an attempt to adress the huge cost of social care and pensions. Lefties are surely just pretending to be mad about that. It's literally a rich people having to pay for their own shit and poor people getting it for free policy. Tory voters are not gonna switch to corbyn over that.
