"Hi! I'm here for the job interview."

>"Hi! I'm here for the job interview."

Why even bother putting on make up?

You must conquer your fear.

"Why are you here without male supervision? Where is your husband?"

"Do you know how to put on a vest and push a button?"

first question, do you like to get stoned?

Get the fuck out thot

She wants to get raped.

>tfw no sand ninja gf.

who doesn't?

because women are stupid. face paint will always look shit do they not know?

Sorry, I don't hire shitskins.

Idk, facepaint looks pretty damn gud on this boi.

...

Sure, we hire ninjas

looks like a clay&spray horrorshow to me

I'm not hiring ninjas at the moment. Check back after labor day.

Show me your shawarma

"Describe a time where you experienced difficulty with another of your husband's wives and how you overcame it."

Oh the interviews for that position are taking place in this other room, please have a seat

Women who wear burqas don't work, they are the ones with 15 kids on welfare

Look at that rpg how can ISAF bois even compete

I just realized I've never seen a waitress covered head to toe ninja muslim.

dat eye game doe

somehow still find her attractive , the garb isn't working very well at hiding her