Tool frontman Maynard Keenan is pol's guy!

The man called out snowflakes and praised the military and police. Maynard Keenan really is pol's guy! I'm going to Tool concert June 21 in San Jose!!! STOKED!

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He went to a military academy, and did so exceptionally that he got accepted to West Point for officer training.

He decided to decline the invitation to West Point and chose to listen to Terrence McKenna and take a fuckton of ketamine and peyote and go insane instead.

fucking based

Years ago some of his friends posted video of him firing his full auto assault rifles on his Arizona compound. Maynard is alpha. Also that pic is of his old girlfriend. He's married now.

Fuck yea.

Here is Maynard as a trap. lol

He is super liberal. However, a classical liberal. Not this quasi-commie shit.

>lol
the reddest of redpils

He married a gook lol

based!

See you there fellow Cali-fag

New tool album when.

yea sure. He's pol incarnate

> “Here’s the thing, I’m Italian and I’m Irish,” he started off. “The Italian side of me is the wine and food making family man; the Irish side is the shit-talking, ‘comedy first, always’ side. So I’m very divided. Because all the fuckin’ awesome jokes that are gonna come out if Trump leads the US – the humor, the tragedy and the awful stuff that’s gonna happen – is gonna be fodder for comedians for decades. And the end of the United States.”

“Of course, the practical side of me thinks, ‘I’ve seen this before; I think it’s called Germany, 1938.’ Idiocracy [Mike Judge's 2006 movie] is no longer a comedy, it’s a documentary. Idiocracy is where we are.”

Adam Jones and Danny Carey are TOOL. Maynard lays down some good vocals and writes well but the band is great because of the music, which is written mainly by Adam.

Anyway he's just trying to fuck with people he knows politics is fake.

Military is chyll
Police are fags
Fuck the police and fuck ops sister.

Learn to swim pussy

To bad he's a race traitor judging by the pic with the Asian girl you posted.

Now that's a beautiful Asian! Take her home but male sure you tell your boomer parents, "she's Japanese". They will say, "thank God, I don't want you fucking up our genes with a white woman..

It is expected that we take a hot Asian, preferred Japanese, for a wife.

Am I right, or am I right?

I like this puggey one for some reason.

The chic is White. But she just happens to be wearing a Chinese Cheogsam.

Cool but A Perfect Circle is a better project than Tool

Think for yourself, question authority.

I embrace my desire to, I embrace my desire to
feel the rhythm, to feel connected
enough to step aside and weep like a widow
to feel inspired, to fathom the power,
to witness the beauty, to bathe in the fountain,
to swing on the spiral, to swing on the spiral,
to swing on the spiral of our divinity and still be a human.

>Maynard lays down some good vocals and writes well but the band is great because of the music, which is written mainly by Adam.

Because any old retard in your band class can't faceroll on a guitar with heavy distortion at 7/4 time

>Tool frontman Maynard Keenan is
A far left nutjob. Fuck off, OP.

this is fucking stupid viral marketing, fuck off

tool is shit

Yea, they write good musical backdrops, but without Maynard's melodies or a different singer, Tool would be pretty boring shit.

fag. you probably like Pussy metal like Korn.

I was joking about him idiotically comparing Trump to Hitler.

Tool doesn't need to market. They sell out every show without any new music.

t. Faggot who hasn't learned anything about sacred geometry

Explain why nobody comes close to TOOL? People go nuts when each album comes out they are the only rock band that fucking matters since Nirvana.

Last tool album was around 11 years ago. Please tell me what they are trying to sell.

youtube.com/watch?v=qVjqM58dhQE

Sure, he's no slouch. What's your favorite Tool song? Mine is Disposition/Reflection

Kek they are so funny, they fucking don't do digital downloads or spotify. Had to sync downloaded mp3s to all my devices to get it added to Spotify.

Look I'm as straight as you can get, and I hate faggots. My son came out as gay and I told him I didn't want him living under my roof anymore. He moved in with his sister and he's dead to me. But I have no shame in saying that I visit TS escorts and have blown my load many times in their tight asses. I even have a couple of beautiful TS babes who do dom work and they throatfuck me, let me rim their holes and come all over my face. This has nothing to do with being gay. They are women with penises. The penis itself is not male, it's attached to a woman.

A PENIS IS A PIECE OF MEAT. A piece of meat does not affect my sexuality. Do you let someone call you a pervert if your penis touches a pork chop? No. It wouldn't mean you were a porcinesexual.

A penis is flesh. A beautiful lady having a different shape of flesh will not change my sexuality. No matter how many of them I let inside me or how many I beg for their seed. I don't need to be called gay by narrow minded busybodies. How come this concern for policing sexuality only happens to straight men.

For sake of fuck, DO YOU REALLY THINK GEORGE MICHAEL WAS IN HOUSES IN LONDON HAVING SEX WITH LADYBOYS he could afford it but no he was a gay he liked men he would never be with a transgoddess because he realised they were women. Maybe if he would have avoided all gay activity and stayed with traps he would still be with us today, the dirty faggot God rest his soul.

This is one of the few Rock bands that still matter. All music turned to shit after 1998. That's just a sad fact.

TOOL!!!!!

>Tool will never make an album superior to Lateralus

Lol is your son a AIDSinfested poop dick because you touched his butthole when he was young?

>ASSAULT RIFLES

Fuck tool.
Fuck their narcissistic cult.
Fuck their fanbase of white trash posers.
Fuck their wanky nu-metal.
Fuck their marketing.

Yea its a little bit of a pain but its so worth it

underrated post

Don't bring korn into this.
DELETE THIS

>t. mad brainlet

Have hope peepee!

You know you can just get a real asian

Yeah!
Fuck all those posers and Fuck their tattoos!
Fuck all those junkies and Fuck their short memories!

How have the past 11 years been?

Do you think they'd have a new album yet if they hadn't played themselves trying to bully Cam de Leon?

HAHAHA I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THIS IS BAIT OR SATIRE OR WHAT BUT JESUS FUCK DUDE

GOD DAMN IT! NO FAGGOT KORN ON THIS POST YOU RETARDED FUCK.

You are a literal cuck from reddit. Hang yourself.

To be fair, you're all completely retarded, so it doesn't matter what any one of you in particular chooses to do.

Even if that were true, at least I wouldn't still be listening to white trash nu metal from two decades ago.

> Hey guys! Can't wait for that Rush concert huh!

maynard blows
best years are decades ago now
he will ruin that concert by going on rants on political and anti celebrity rants.

his shows really blow now.

I saw them last year and they played music non stop for 2 hours straight. Wtf are you talking about?

*BUMP*

To make sure everyone remembers to ~cop TooL's dope nu record, dropping later this year!~

Tool is one of the hreatest bands of all time. Anyone who disagrees is a retarded baby back bitch. Go listen to youre jiggaboogie coontunes.

Nah man tOoL is pretty cOoL, definitely among the best my brother (and omg Danny such an amazing drummer), but they're a close second to pic related.

>Shitting the bed this hard.

Tool makes a new record every 6 then 9 then 12 years. Don't expect one this year or next. Buy a rope, queer.

Um apparently you don't follow tool, but actually their next album is coming out in 2007. I was pretty surprised too, but that's what Twiggy said!

By the way, do you think she killed Kurt? (I don't usually get to talk about cool stuff like this as I am not in my forties.)

Thanks, going to pop-in '10-000 Days' right-now.

>again.

Don't attempt to reason with them.

Tool is great band, truly great. But they say all kinds of shit supporting any side you could have ever though of. It's good business sense.

>literal subhumans with objectively shit taste and inferior genes
Would love to purge from planet tbqh

Tool's always been great. Way to jump on a bandwagon. Wonder which popular thing you'll shill away to next based upon popular opinion.

nice post


now go kys nigger

I actually heard that their lyrics were magickally engineered to serve as occultic "mirrors" and reflect back the ~inner shadow~ of he who listens.

It's all very spooky yet intelligent, you see.

You didn't say "wash it all away."

You're obviously not a real tool fan.

how does it feel being so incredibly ignorant that you think your own views seriously mean something of importance over others? You choose to say tool is shit, well I say sir that you are shit. You are not even shit, you are shit that's been broken down by bacteria and has begun to feed the earth again. Yes you are fucking dirt food you poorly opinionated mongoloid.

Go to bed, Brian. I think it's time well all took a nap. Don't you feel sleepy like me? Soo tired.. Let's sleep on it.

Wrong.

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Keenan said the following:
>“Here’s the thing, I’m Italian and I’m Irish,” he started off. “The Italian side of me is the wine and food making family man; the Irish side is the shit-talking, ‘comedy first, always’ side. So I’m very divided. Because all the fuckin’ awesome jokes that are gonna come out if Trump leads the US – the humor, the tragedy and the awful stuff that’s gonna happen – is gonna be fodder for comedians for decades. And the end of the United States.”

>“Of course, the practical side of me thinks, ‘I’ve seen this before; I think it’s called Germany, 1938.’ Idiocracy [Mike Judge's 2006 movie] is no longer a comedy, it’s a documentary. Idiocracy is where we are."

The guy used to be an alpha back in the 90's and early 00's maybe. He's become a total cuck of late. That being said, he's a seriously talented guy.

OK. Night night.

Good thread btw! Feel free to make it again any time.

Stop it! You're messin with my neurons.

I'm too self-absorbed. How about you..?

Ive enjoyed tool for almost two decades

when he turned into a lefty faggot, didnt really care because most musicians are or appear to be and you must learn to divorce the art from the artist

"our guy" is a forced meme meant to enable then knock down strawmen, its a blackpill suppository

>Even if that were true, at least I wouldn't still be listening to white trash nu metal from two decades ago.

I can't determine who you're trying to insult with this, desu.

Agree. The music is fucking great but Maynard cucked out hard.

Definitely not /our/ guy.

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Yeah? You don't know what "NU METAL FROM TWO DECADES AGO" could possibly refer to?

No ideas?

define 'lefty'

I'm going to ignore the D&C and just post the greatest Drummer to have lived. Enjoy.

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BTW fuck the resident Commies inhabiting Sup Forums at the moment. They haven't even heard 1 T00L song in their life, but like robots; here they exist.

Everyone fucking loves Godzilla tho, even when he is the villain
I love TOOL, APC and bits of puscifer. But when artists keep pushing their agendas and ideologies out right and not being subtle with it, it comes off flat.

And let's be real, no matter how many times you listen to 10,000 Days. It's still a shit record

this tool drummer is prestigious

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Saw them on this tour twice. Fucking amazing.

I agree, we can't let Trump get his hands on the nuclear codes!

I remember him saying some queer shit, probably pro obama, a while back

like I said, dont really care about the politics of any given musician if I like their music

NO COMRADE! YOU MUST EXHIBIT YOUR LOVE FOR THE MOTHERLAND AT ANY COST!

I wish they just made a few instrumental albums. I love Danny's style,he's one of the best drummers I've ever listed to, and how they perform together. It would be so cool if they let the percussion take the lead most of the time, and turn out something totally original, something no one has ever done or could do.

It's not that I have anything against Maynard's vocals, APC and Puscifer were great. I just appreciate Tool's style more than his vocals.

Yeah celebrity neovictorian fags from the Gulf War era just love Trump. That totally checks out.

I would say that the lyrics are what brings it all together, no-matter 'who' writes them. T00L has always been a philosophy projected, and that's probably what we miss.

Sniffs air, is that 100% Bavarian phenotype?

STOP THAT!

YEAH BUT WHERE'S THAT ALBUM FAGGOT

Did you check your mothers' anus?

if he's a lefty i forgive him
tool... had a hard life

Why would a pic of System of a Down be called aliceinchains.jpg?

...

Da joos

10,000 days is an amazing album compared to the utter fucking garbage coming out both back then and today. Music has been absolutely destroyed.

Listening to AEnima as i saw this.

>Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
>Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones
>Fuck all these gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes.
>Fuck retro anything
>Fuck these dysfunctional,Insecure actresses.


yeah , I think youre right.

i get that. And in terms of composition, yea, he does bring it all together. I'm not a drummer or anything, I just have a real fascination with Danny's style and his talent, and the way he works with his m8's in tool in particular. I've listed to his other stuff, and his work with Tool is by far my favorite. Perhaps it is that philosophical angle of the band that lets him explore percussion a bit more, because his beliefs are really eccentric. I just want more instrumentals user, it's not much to ask.

But
Tool is also pussy metal
Dumb ass