Here are your options:

Gender:
>male
>female

Sexuality:
>heterosexual
>homosexual
>bisexual


That's it. Any questions?

wait, isnt it lesbian for women?

As long as I can still be a folf then I'm good.

Here are your options

Gender:
Male
Birth Defect

Sexuality:
Heterosexual
Direct Current
Alternating Current

That's it. Any questions?

Are you this dumb?

>heterosexual = straight/straight (m/f)
>homosexual = gay/lesbian (m/f)
>bisexual = bisexual/bisexual (m/f)


I feel like I was baited while having to type that.

>thinks females don't exist


You've been on Sup Forums too long.

i never knew homosexual means lesbian too.

You are so fucking dense.

If you're [strictly] homo and a guy, you're a gay.
If you're [strictly] homo and a girl, you're a lesbian.


If you're both hetero and homo, you're bisexual, regardless of gender. Not a gay, not a lesbian.

Gender:
>female, as life isn't hard for them, provided they're not ugly as satan: they got gibs, they are pampered, you aren't expected to give your soul away so you can get money and be seen as successful, you don't need to hit on people - they'll be hitting on you and paying stuff for you.
Sexuality
>homosexual: fuck men they ugly and disgusting as fuck, better be a girl that preys onto cute girls.

I choose male heterosexual

normie

thanks Mike.

I would ejaculate inside her and make blue-eyed, white babies, if you know what I mean

You guys are literally retarded. OP wasn't saying you can be trans, he was just stating the categories all people find themselves in.

she would never let you, get rekt

What about asexual?

rare and probably impossible

low libido maybe

Ahmm, Here are your options:

Gender:
>Set by God as either male or female

Sexuality:
>Heterosexual

What options?

dumb as a rock

There's no proof that a god exists.

Why do you believe in one?

Tell us about your pronouns user.

your next breath is proof that god exists

You are making our country look bad. Kill yourself you dumb nigger.

>your next breath is proof that god exists

>God exists because it's in the bible.
>The bible is true because God says so.

HURR DURR RELIGUM

No, here are your options.

Born:
>male
or
>female
and you're
>heterosexual
Or you die.

That's it. Any questions?

Hell is for ever!

I put forward a motion to change it to the following
Gender:
"dick"
"cunt"
Sexuality
"dicksucker"
"carpet muncher"
"just needs a pulse"
Mandatory quotation marks, airquotes during speech are optional but encouraged

Not if it doesn't exist, retard. In fact that makes it 0 seconds long. i.e. NEVER

Uh excuse me I am a Xer

>first post is WORST post

WHATEVER dude

bisexual IS homosexual

it's also heterosexual


heterosexual+homosexual=bisexual


simple math, pleb, 1+1=2