/ptg/ President Trump General - The New Underdogs Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump meets PM Phuc 5/31/17
youtu.be/TdPjubkXo_c
>State Dept summary of Pres trip to ME 5/30/17
youtu.be/wYMcYCxWJ64
>Pres Trump w/familes of the fallen 5/29/17
youtu.be/vXOzrAepT84
>Pres Trump speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
youtu.be/GsNNTd2GJek
>SecDef C.H.A.O.S. Mattis speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
youtu.be/PwW9855-GFw
>Pres Trump wreath laying ceremony 5/29/17
youtu.be/L2kkroUVxoI
>Pres Trump Addresses Military @Naval Air Station Sigonella, Italy 5/27/17
youtu.be/2k5AZYzjsTQ
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #18 5/26/17
youtu.be/TwlMN8_0y-w
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>WHAT DOES COVFEFE MEAN
youtu.be/OPR11lhXwlI
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway

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I like you guys I hope you stick around

Leaks about the FBI covering up crimes of Hillary/Obama is not the same thing as fake "leaks" about a fake scandal

Retard Joe

Hope he kills himself

>Those likes and retweets
I can sorta understand "delete your account" having that amount of likes/rts but this shit?

S-so Trump is still /ourguy/ right?

Hide shill posting
Do not reply to shill posting
Shills have autism and are from Sup Forums, they do it for free stop being newfags and replying to them
They will accuse you of being from reddit when you have them in your crosshairs or say something against their narrative, adapt accordingly

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They have an army of bots.

Likely bots are involved, but I wouldn't be too surprised if those were genuine.

it's the culture of
>YAS QUEEN SLAAAAAAY TOTALLY PWNED EBIL RACIST SEXIST BLONDALD BLUMPF HAHAHAHA BTFO CAN'T BREATH I GOTTA REPBLOG THIS ON MY TUMBLR

The left is dying of thirst. Thirst for wins.

Bots user. Go down the list a little and reply to some for kicks.

I missed the whole covfefe thing
All memes aside, what did he mean by this?

What did they mean by this?
twitter.com/YahooBeauty/status/868241340827664388

For those asking how the Paris climate agreement would tank our economy, remember:

>we predicted Kyoto would tank our economy
>without signing it, we met the Kyoto protocols
>because our economy tanked

Who here remembers when Trump rallies had him going on stage to House of Pain's Jump Around?

If you don't, GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU

here you go poland i made it for you

looks like team brocket's blasting off agaaaaaain!

Christ, remember how many THINK PIECES were written about "delete your account"?

>tfw no qt Satanist gf

Bots accounts.

youtube.com/watch?v=wYMcYCxWJ64

15:50 fucking hell

Kek

Oh my

I think a jpg would be more effective, and more editing could be done to it, but this will do

Why do half breeds have shitty hair?

Joe is kinda like Comey, everything he does makes everyone hate him.

Holy shit Joe's show is a fucking mess.
nothing but claiming Russia did literally everything and literally everything Trump does is actually a distraction from Russia. Even the covfefe was nothing but a desperate attempt to distract from the Russian stuff.

They had a whole 1 source for that article, dammit!

Hannity has been calling out MSNBC for being a bunch of tinfoil hat conspiracy theorists and I see why

It was the typo heard round the world

Because they are half nigger.

>biggest nothing burger

What the fuck? Do Americans really need to use hamburgers to convey thoughts and ideas, too?

Is Joe off?

regressive reich-wing gets rekt again

i learned long ago not to fall for the ironic joe posters. i am joe free for almost a year.

Bots

Yes. We've also all replaced our red blood cells with microscopic burgers.

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When will Trump announce his stands on the Paris treaty?

I hope he will get out of it. He will unite Europe like never before.

Global warming is real, Climate change is real. Good luck in your smog cities while the rest of us will get remain the relatively clean environement we have now.

>Caring about joe

He's a meme

>lulz fucking media
>Mr. President there was a big ass truck bomb near our embassy in Kabul
>OSHIT--pocket send

nigel on comfy f&f

>Hillary complaining that Trump is a charismatic guy who can connect with all kinds of people and understands their problems and can convince them he can help

A robot like Hillary will never understand. Is she autistic?

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The phrase 'double down' comes from ordering extra beef on your hamburger

>Trump is a Chad
>Hillary is an autistic shut in

We backed the wrong horse!

May backed Remain, but the UK still put her in charge of Brexit?
what the fuck

nn lads.
we won.
youtube.com/watch?v=mJGyt2Z82hM

(((They))) always win.

You're just barely going to bed?

normies took it over and now it sucks

>(((Joe Rogan)))
>(((Jordan Peterson)))
>(((redditfrog)))

In my opinion, people forget about terrorist attacks too quickly.

Thank Sup Forumsnime
our greatest ally.

it was her turn..

The Chad will lead the shut-ins to light and the Shut-in will lead the Staceys and geeks into shut-ins.

That's because they happen so frequently these days we've become used to it.

pulse dropped off the radar at a ridiculous speed, i guess because it wasn't politically helpful to the leftist media

wrong, everything is going exactly as I will it.

They don't like thinking it. It promotes wrong think and bad feelings about other "humans" who perpetuate these attacks. These thoughts would challenge their world view.

This is actually what is already happening, isn't it? Liberals keep getting crazier with conspiracy theories and blind hatred, pushing away their friends and family and losing their jobs.

Negative, we have got normies into praying again, this will slip them back into having real faith again. Kek and pepe are cute and kids will fall towards it. It's working even if it's lame to us now. We will find new memes, we're the miners.

definitely inflated. the side that makes fun of obsession over crowd sizes needs to have an ungodly number of retweets and likes to show dominance

What is a nothing burger guys? I've been up all night researching it.

Meanwhile right wingers are having all the fun, public gatherings, praying to a frog god, mocking culture, learning about other cultures.

He should reply with "But I live in the White House"

Rush Limbaugh used it on his show yesterday.

Trump can create memes out of thin air. Nobody should be this powerful.

But seriously, we can't let him have the nuclear covfefes.

Don Jr already did.

>posts covfefe
>Mosul blows up

Covfefe is the nuclear code.

I missed it.

MADMAN

That doesn't answer the question! Is it a burger or nothing! To be or not to burger! That is the question you fool!

>no happenings
>no news
>no nothing

Why even live?

>dude lays down some late night gibberish

Opens a meme rush that makes news everywhere.

all this talk about burgers is making me want to make burgers for lunch

but i should save it for the great BTFOing later when crunch announces he's leaving paris

why not both?

*Kabul

If Trump officially announces he's pulling out of the Paris deal, you'll see the kind of happening you haven't seen since the election day.

Back to the drawing burger....

>Mosul
I wish

Yesterday we were spoiled, lots of happenings. Today we'll at least have Trump pulling out at 3:00 EST resulting in a great liberal salt harvest.

a fucking sextant

How many fries and burgers until that??

8 burgers

Chicken burgers?

7 burgers 7 fries

Checked.

We got a rally today?

The greatest level of asspain in recent memory will be happening at 3:00 pm Eastern today. There are a lot of things I can think of that would be close, but this will take the cake since "Trump the Illegitimate is literally killing the Earth"

Thank you very much
Might grab a burger on my way home as well

Bit misleading again from twitchy. It's one journalist they cite as saying Hillary ought to be doing self reflection on her handling of the email scandal and then the rest of the piece is random people going "nuh uh, Hillary already apologized so that's that".

>South Korea’s Moon sends aide to US to quell fears over anti-missile system

Why do they get their own special moon?

Same, probably a mushroom swiss burger.

It's to compensate for the legions of effeminate men they were cursed with.

>the typo heard round the world
I'm starting to wonder if my children/grandchildren will see Trump's twitter shitposts in their history textbooks
There's been three tweets so far that are notable enough for the events they led to:
>Obama had my "wires tapped"
>Comey better hope there are no "tapes"
>Covfefe

covfefe

Never mind, we got that paris deal thing

These niggers look half Arabic

>56%
I can't take it anymore bros

>Trump's Twitter type has received more attention than the cumulative of your entire year long campaign for the nomination.

tom cruise in a new Mummy film? Sounds great