Brit/pol/: Emergency Bailey Edition

>Britain Elects election centre
britainelects.com/

>Farage says guardian claim he is person of interest is 'baloney'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/01/nigel-farage-person-interest-fbi-investigation-donald-trump/

>BBC and pollsters defend debate audience:
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40118629

>Trump pulling out from Paris agreement:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/31/donald-trump-pull-paris-climate-deal-reports2/

>Surgeon gets 15 years for performing hundreds of unnecesary mastectomies
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-40108558

>Latest contreversial poll shows conservative losses
thetimes.co.uk/article/latest-general-election-poll-predicts-conservatives-will-lose-seats-02zfwl8lc

>Corbyn follows up car crash with a disaster on mumsnet livechat
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/30/huge-disappointment-mumsnet-users-vent-fury-jeremy-corbyn-leaving/

>Roy Barraclough dies 81
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40119752

>Manchester benefit gig sells out:
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40117391

>Corbyn suffers childcare car crash interview at hands of Women's Hour
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40090520

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>mummy mummy sweet like honey
>mummy mummy give me cummy

>this Corbyn sweat

He doesn't usually get like this.

First for Nigel

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She looks like a pig, snorts like one too.

>this abuse of quads

I'm voting for JC

Mr worldwide

Chris brown

Free gibs

BEWARE:CORBYN SHILLS LURK HERE

>far right terrorism

Getting quite tired of this meme.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE BE STRAIT WITH ME WILL LABOUR WIN?

g-good evening senpais...

>British Housing

Send this to the Jewish Chronicle for maximum lelziness.

Corbyn just called himself black and gay.

>it's another wanking

Biggest waste in the entire history of porn

>britain will be a communist country in a week

Some of us are just anti-Tory because their manifesto is fucking garbage and May is a weak leader who wont deliver on the brexit we want.

I have a bad feeling about the election, lads.

>shy greens

You need to be capable of shame first

Is this actually real? Is there a link to it? I can't be arsed searching myself.

Back to the GULAG boy

Yeah I'm sure there are no terrace houses in Ireland. Are you just proxy fagging?

>Irish Housing

>TFW if corbyn wins I win £500

>TFE if corbyn wins money will be abolished

i fucked up lads

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the digits lads :0

No. They just won't lose as badly as they first thought they would, which they're counting as a win.

Irish housing

Reminder that a vote for JC equals:

Free freddos for everybody courtesy of the banks

Nobody has to work, just collect government gibs

Diane Abbott to ensure maximum cultural enrichment of white neighbourhoods

Free gender studies degrees for all courtesy of the rich

More community support officers to make sure health and safety is correctly obeyed in public areas

Not gonna lie, former Corbyn voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Corbyn crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy unlock the Black, Asian and Ethnic Minority people.

>Emily Thornberry is half cut again

Fuck off you LARPer.

>Emily Thornberry and Barry Gardiner will be negotiating brexit in 2 weeks time

Digits confirm

voting corbyn cuz im £5000 in debt and you cunts should have to pay for it as im a citizen

>Irish housing

>round doors
Enjoy your broken ankles.

reminder JC is the natsoc option

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Kek it's the "leftists accidently redpill themselves" episode.

keen to see what thornberry'd look like if she dropped a few stone

i miss ed lads

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>he doesn't list in a comfy council terraced house

has anybody here ever done gardening?
got a job and dont know what ill be doing.

Gastric band, courtesy of MUH NHS

The madman has already unlocked Diane Abbott. He needs to be stopped.

Any one here hyped for Tekken 7 tonight?

Emily Thornberry looks fucking hungover again. I'm 99% sure she's a total wino.

No, it's just banter

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You'll be tending to a garden, keeping it nice. Improving it.

How do you not know what a fucking gardener does.

I miss Dave 2bh

Like a slightly smaller bag of shit

>*ask tough question of Corbyn*
>BOOOOOOOOOOOO
>*Jezza and the team have to quiet down the rabble and explain to them that it's important for the press to be allowed to ask questions*

if your house if newer than edwardian its shit desu

>has anybody here ever done gardening?
Yeah but it depends what your client wants done. Landscaping or just weeding/turf laying/surfacing/decking/fixtures/lighting/shed assembly whatever.

Pruning bushes, cutting grass and all that.

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BRITISH
HOUSING!

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HAM FACE

Pushing wheelbarrows full of earth. Perpetually.

How many hijabs does she own lads?

Can't wait to see the meltdown of these children

>it's a stupid question
>everyone laughs and claps
>doesn't explain why it's stupid

Epic

How did you get the job if you don't know what you'll be doing?

IRISH
HOUSING!

Pretty comfy with nice neighbours
>irish arses

Pretty sure she just repurposes tablecloths for those occasions like everyone else.

Do they even have houses in Ireland? I thought you all lived in bogs

>no deals

He just said no deals is bad

fuck it, i believe

Comfy.

And people wonder why I have yellow fever

Has anyone got the "chicken tendies" is secret code for putin shills tweet

Fuck off

>*le condescending face*

Damn Emily makes me want to vote Labour.

I will get a tattoo of corbyn dabbing he wins

Yeah, and I believe that you just lost twenty squids.

"le English flag tweet face

Before You Vote go to:
>theyworkforyou.com

If they are Friends of Israel and have had a free holiday there, they cannot be trusted. Find out if they have actually done anything useful too. Find out what they actually did to represent you in Parliament.

In Stoke the Brexit vote was 58.8 % and yet (((Ruth Smee))) Labour MP voted Bremain. She is currently up for re-election.

Second from right minus 20lbs is the only one I'd want around on a regular basis. They're all still better than any asians or africans.

HIS NAME WAS SETH RICH

SHAREBLUE WANTS YOU TO SLEEP

THROUGH EMERALD EYES I SEE 1776

>tfwnabb

Ahem

Thornberry is like a fucking child. Does this behaviour actually appeal to people?

If Labour win will it really be as bad as I think it will be? What's the most likely scenario?

Might be fun. More entertaining than another 5 years of boredom

>mfw Labour gets eternally BTFO

Look at him sweating. Heknlws he's close. He knows the means of production are ready to be seized.

>Says Spain
I went to Palmanova a few years ago and all they had were hotels. Do Spanish people just live in hotels?

>the United Kingdom

It's just what happens when you're in a North London Metropolitan liberal bubble. When they have to expose themselves to the common clay outside the M25 they get very emotional on the verge of tears because their opponents have an entirely different worldview

>That thorneberry damien green interview ambush yesterday

Brutal.

You truly are cancer upon this earth we all have the misfortune of sharing

we'll still have a functioning NHS in 5 years

>What's the most likely scenario?

They fuck up brexit, massively increase immigration and cripple the next generations with insurmountable debt.

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Nucs get disarmed, military funding gets cut, foreign aid increase, brexit negotiations go horrible - corbyn will most likely mess them up pureposely to shill for a second referendum, bring in people who want free stuff, tell them to vote remain and win the second referendum, UKIP vanishes and this country becomes third world and our economy crashes.

But, atleast cute little foxes wont die, mummy can't watch our history and the NHS is just alittle bit better than it currently is

Where did you get 16/1 from?

If you haven't Corbyninked you're not worth shit. CORBYNINK Yourself Today.