Tfw on sunday i get drafted to IDF

On sunday im getting drafted to idf
>tfw i dont want to be in this shithole for god sake
If im not going i get criminal record and can never step in the holy land of the USA.
I dont want to serve in the JIDF with these jewish rats

>Wat to do??

are the IDF cuties real, or a mossad meme?

Its a fucking mossad meme, most of the girls on idf looks like yemenite refugees or the typical jew with afro but female

bummer

Become ultra-orthodox Jewish rat?

>a mossad meme
What do you think?

jew

To become ultra orthodox jewish rat you gotta take tests and shit, some shlomo will come to visit to see if you are following it and to check if you are not faking and watching porn

צעיר

jew

Rev 2:9 and Rev 3:9

Go away kike, god forbid i wont shoot myself when arriving

Be an outstanding soldier, document everything, say all the right shit that people want to hear. Avoid the parties, honey traps and boys club. Take control and make that shithole what you think it should be.

Alot of americans for the meme tho, the usual "hot" girls in a bar with ar15
They think they'll get that, and then they are doing "aliyah" and discovering they got into fucking shithole and most of the girls looks like rats

Fall for the meme*

Uh oh, you must rank pretty low.
My old roommate just bounced to America and dodged it.

Damn dude that sucks, be a good spy to help us take down Israel, the ultimate man on the inside.
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I hope to get out with a psychiatric help, but then it will be probably registerd, but fuck it every faggot today speak to pshycologists and psychiatrics on useless shit, so i guess i'll be good no?

>with these jewish rats
Are you that Russian guy?

What are you, a fucking pussy? You don't have palestinians in IDF who force Jews to sit on a bottle like in Russian army, right? Plus you get to play with nice things like TAVOR. So hop on.

>Go to fight for litteraly jews

He нoдa, cпocибo

If I was American I'd be very angry that this Jew wanted to come to the USA.

If i was a british i was really angry that this pakisani immigrated already to britain