RESORT SIEGE! EXPLOSIONS REPORTED! GET IN HERE LADS RAMADAN BOMBATHON 2017
HAPPENING PHILIPPINES SHOOTOUT
Sebastian Taylor
Nicholas Nelson
ALLAH AKBAR
GOD IS GREAT
DEUS É GRANDE
Ethan Anderson
>mfw I'm goimg to the Philippines soon
I'm gonna be ok. R-right guys?
Michael Wright
>terrorists attack in some 3rd world shithole
> happening
Pick one
Jaxson Wilson
It's Muslims, right?
Just checking for coincidences.
Robert Wood
can't cia the duterte
Caleb Taylor
The perpetrator's motives remain unclear at this time.
Liam Martin
let's see how based duterte really is
Camden Nelson
They might taking you as hostage, but at least you can proof that islam is not a religion of peace.
Austin Lee
You'll be fine M8 cheers and have fun! :)
Chase Johnson
>CIA sends Blackwater to shoot up Phillipines during ramalamadingdon
>ISIS tags along with their common ally
wew'd
Connor Gray
Logan Sanchez
so it's legit?
Jaxson Cox
Thrilla in Manilla 2.0
Blake Long
I do believe so.
Blake Cook
>Terrorist asks if I have any last words? >PRAISE KEK! Sup Forums was right!
>Terrorists confused.
>I autistically screech before pic related.
T-thanks
Christopher Nelson
bbc is reporting it too, possible mayor happening
bbc.com
Joseph Torres
Better pretend to be a roo. Do as the roos do.
>Blend nigga
David Turner
It has been confirmed that they were troubled young men who just so happen to be muslim and like to suck each other off before doing shit like this
Gavin Green
...
Carter Bennett
to their religion is (((PURE COINCIDENCE)))?
Juan Johnson
>week prior to Ramadan
Jihad Report
May 20, 2017 -
May 26, 2017
Attacks 53
Killed 359
Injured 485
Suicide Blasts 11
Countries 15
Jacob Morgan
So Duerte is hated by (((them))) and (((they))) use ISIS to overthrow governments that they don't like.
So, you think this might be 'encouraged' by them?
Jaxon Thompson
Juan Barnes
Going to a cousin's graduation from medicine, another cousin's wedding and my grandmother's birthday.
Wyatt Cruz
bump
Jaxson Phillips
I'm getting closer, Dahnald.
Closer to uncovering the secrets of true conservatism. My forays into the frigid plains of Antarctica, the searing deserts of the Sahara, and the unforgiving battlefields of Afghanistan have all led me here, Dahnald.
I'm in the Philippines, and I plan to locate the fabled Manilagates.
It's no easy task, Dahnald. It's only the third day of my trek in this wet wilderness, and I was attacked by tribal spearmen and shamans seeking to part me of my souligate. I was thankfully able to hold them off.
I've become a hardened warrior over my journeys, Dahnald. Armed with the bare necessities, I managed to adopt the tribe's method of camouflage by smearing swamp paste all over myself. Not to mention my history as the Zodiac Killer. Now, as I await my prey in the depths of the lush undergrowth, like Predator, the last thing they will see is the blur of my Forbidden Technique.
For now, I trudge on. I'll let you know what I find, Dahnald.
Julian Watson
Nice
Joshua Robinson
I'm always happy to see this meme resurface.
Ayden Lewis
...
Nathaniel Baker
To be fair it's pretty popular among Westerners unlike other SE Asia countries
Jaxon Perry
MOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAD
Leo Sullivan
I thought your country took your passports so you can't go to the Phillipines anymore?
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Sure you are you cunt. As long there are no radical Emus around.
Oliver Nelson
I hope you find your skelegates, so you can claim your throne of Swiz cheese.
Jack Thomas
Deus to the vult mofo!!!
Nolan Cook
DONT FUCKING COME HERE
NOBODY SHOULD EVEN BOTHER EVEN BEFORE ANY SHOOTINGS HAPPENED
THIS PLACE IS ALREADY AS BAD AS IT WAS
Oliver Allen
Last I've read, Philippine military is fighting an isis insurgency in one of it's cities. May very well be.
Nicholas Diaz
how much for sticking it in your rectum?
Liam Fisher
Just don't go to the south part of the country. An ISIS insurgency is in full effect down there.
Juan Evans
I wish you was in there, you selfhating cunt
Jack Reyes
nothing anyone, especially you could ever afford
please, i'm deus vult as fuck and for the country. I don't know where you picked any selfhate up in my statement, it's just the truth :^) dead men can't fight
Nolan Taylor
You said that place is as bad as it was. Did you mean Newport City?
Sorry if I missunderstood