Brit/pol/ - Weak and Desperate Edition

>Nigel Farage being investigated by the FBI. Putin has his very own British cockholster.
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/01/nigel-farage-is-person-of-interest-in-fbi-investigation-into-trump-and-russia

>The Only Way is Corbyn! Labour leader draws huge crowd in Essex for his rally as his party surges in polls
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/general-election-2017-live-updates-10538804

>Theresa May is so ashamed of her own manifesto she now only talks about Brexit. Someone tell her this isn't the EU referendum anymore.
theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/election-live-may-gets-back-to-brexit-as-more-good-polls-for-labour-1-5044245

>Five signs we're about to be BTFO by the EU
independent.co.uk/news/business/news/brexit-latest-news-signs-uk-economy-hurt-leave-eu-inflation-pound-sterling-jobs-lending-bank-of-a7767526.html

>Souless Tory scum claims schools will BENEFIT from budget cuts
morningstaronline.co.uk/a-a034-Despicable-Tory-MP-claims-schools-will-benefit-from-cuts#.WTBOH7pFxPY

>The Conservative campaign: a slow motion derailment
newstatesman.com/politics/june2017/2017/06/whats-gone-wrong-conservative-campaign

>Labour gains 17 point lead against the Tories in London
uk.businessinsider.com/labour-corbyn-surged-to-a-big-lead-over-the-may-tories-in-london-2017-6

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morningstaronline
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newstatesman
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youtube.com/watch?v=MHJYGe-Hpic
tvguide.co.uk/tv-stream/?ch=bbc one
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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He wasn't reported by anyone.

FUCKING FAKE NEWS

Whats going on in the interview right now i cant watch having dinner

Milkman is getting Neil'd

Yet he campaigned against leaving it. So much for that strong leader.
Fucker will have a heart attack on the first day of the job

Reminder that anyone shilling for Labour is from Reddit.

Tim on the verge of a homophobic rant.

There was a couple of minutes where Tim kept dodging questions and talking over Neil.

Tim's getting waxed.

The European Union has cancer

this is like watching a Jeb! interview

>ACTUALLY YOU WERNT

This is a circus

Reminder that r/t_d types need to fuck off and never come back. You are just as cancerous, if not worse, than the mythical "Labour shills" that you whine about.

First for T E T C H Y T I M

Farron getting raped by Andrew Neil.

Is Cancer*

How do we solve the roastie voting problem lads?

Digits confirm. Can't wait for them to all fuck off and cry on the 9th.

Tim shilling for the EU on a question on encryption.

>he wants to notify terror suspects that they've been monitored

...

Ending women's suffrage

ironically, Islam

M I L K M A N
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Labour is winning the election meme war. We have Kek on our side now.

Actually made me laugh

Please tell me Corbyn isnt going to win.

If you've ever posted on reddit you should just kill yourself desu

Whats the best county and why is it kent

Corbyn isn't going to win

Corbyn isnt going to win

Surrey

>no gay question yet

Lay it on him Andrew.

Milkman has collapsed like a cheap tent in a hurricane after 5 minutes of Neils questioning

youtube.com/watch?v=MHJYGe-Hpic

>repurposing Trump and Brexit memes
You guys don't have meme magic. Your falsehoods will bite you in the arse.

Coalition of chaos incoming

Oh well, the problem will fix itself in a few decades.

Why is the PA covering what this woman says?

KEK.... they are such delusional Goys

>going down slightly
It's still nowhere near the promised tens of thousands target, which is itself tens of thousands too high.

Indeed, and one tumour opted to remove itself.

Should I go to my constituency hustings tomorrow lads?

I wonder who's behind it

>contains Chatham and Gillingham
>best County

No

Can this cunt go one breath without mentioning his disgusting family or upbringing?

Say Jeremy Corbyn had been the Home Secretary for six years, during which time he slashed some 20,000 police jobs taking us back to 1970s levels of per capita policing.
Let's say he also slashed the UK Border Agency budget so that over a million people per month were coming and going through UK airports without being properly checked.
Let's say by virtue of an extremely self-serving EU referendum non-campaign he managed to get into 10 Downing Street, where he kept up his agenda of cutting the UK security services and border agency.
Then there's a home-grown terrorist attack by a known Islamist fanatic in a city where Corbyn had cut the police budget by £157 million.

Let's say Jeremy Corbyn "lost" files on an internal pedophile ring.
Let's say he wanted to take the homes from the elderly.
Let's say he cut 30% of your disabled benefit.
Let's say he signed an arms deal with the (ISIS-funding) Saudis worth billions.
Let's say he wanted to take away your child's free school meal.
Let's say he forced NHS staff to use food banks or starve (great choice).
Let's say he made so many cuts to the NHS that people are suffering waiting for ambulances and A&E doctors.
Let's say he went against doctors, nurses, teachers, fire fighters, the armed forces...
Let's say he took away funding for University for upcoming doctors and nurses.
Let's say after all these cuts there's still a deficit and he'd missed every target he'd set himself for reducing it.
Would you vote for Jeremy Corbyn under these circumstances?
Then why the bloody hell are you voting for May?

I voted brexit you plum. Look at the polls for Trump, Brexit and this election and tell me you don't see the parallels.

Umm no sweety those are good places

WTF? i love communism now

Because fuck pakis and normies.

Where did you get this?

Farron is such a slimy cunt he deserved all this.

>voting for the paki and nigger loving party of Labour
>even considering letting that chimp Diane Flabbot near a senior position
Fuck off, toothpaste.

>My wife and I, we like to kidnap gay people and torture them until they turn straight. I've been taking some notes from Mike Pence, electricity makes the process go much quicker.

What the fuck, Tim? We didn't need to know this.

I would rather have a woman that is capable of making unsavoury decisions for the greater good than a man promising FREE STUFF

Ask him about his wife Andrew

LMAO REKT

#SAVAGE

muh hard breggsit
>as if the Tories will ever fucking deliver

Brexit / Trump was underestimating the right wing vote you idiot, they are completely incomparable,

This election isn't having a meme war. British politics is too boring for one. British politics can literally be summed up by

>Do you want more gibs or less gibs/higher taxes or the same taxes/more immigration or the same immigration
>if you answered more/higher/more vote Labour
>if you answered the opposite vote Tory
>if you answered any other combination vote for whichever 3rd party your friends approve of

FINALLY THE QUESTION THAT MATTERS

Lad... I used to live there

DUDE WEED LMAO

Right wing vote, or anti-establishment vote?

CANNABIS

...

But user I'm just like you I've been to a hospital and have parents

>Neil stopping short of telling Farron no one gives a shit about his emotional blackmailing anecdote

Lel

MILKMAN GETTING BULLIED

what are you watching? link?

>RATIONAL

According to that "1 to 1.5g of protein per lb of lean body weight" thing I could be taking up to 200g of protein a day, that can't be right.

ANOTHER PERSONAL STORY FROM TIM FARRON

FUCKING HELL SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN A HELICOPTER RIDE

Why does the UK not have the courage to vote in UKIP?? they are clearly the right party for this political environment..

Anti-immigration, anti-welfare state vote, an opinion which would get you lynched in normieworld, the shy tory effect doesn't apply to labour, whoever's in charge.

Predicting Conservative majority of 50, YouGov are oversampling the young

>The Manchester bomber caught a whiff of second hand cannabis smoke and look what happened

North Yorkshire. Our green and pleasant land.

Right wing by far, I'm going to love every laugh when leddits "meme m8gic" fails completely and the Tories have 380 seats.

dont forget hastings and thannet(2015 by election never forget)

>No one gives a fuck about your grandad's dementia

Jesus christ Andrew.

Southern faggot

The big sweating brillo bull is sticking his cock into the milk bottle, hard

>Lib dems splitting the youth vote with dude weed lmao
They do have one useful purpose!

I aim for exactly 200g a day when I'm bulking, and around 180g when I'm cutting. What's the problem, faggot?

Lads I'm writing a letter of complaint to Ofcom, I don't think the BBC are allowed to broadcast rape scenes before the watershed.

Not about courage, most normies thinks they're racist scumbags and don't want to be seen as racist scumbags themselves.

Leader of lib dems get Neil'd on BBC 1.

The Tories have been underestimated by polls for every election since 1983

UKIP are a one-note party. UKIP has effectively merged with the Tories these days.

tvguide.co.uk/tv-stream/?ch=bbc one
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

Just started watching the Farron interview. His voice literally cracked in the first sentence.

This is going to be good.

Pretty shit 2bh

tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

>tfw liked Cameron but despise May

>Tim Farron calling someone prejudiced