Brit/pol/ - Contradiction Edition

>Nigel Farage being investigated by the FBI. Putin has his very own British cockholster.
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/01/nigel-farage-is-person-of-interest-in-fbi-investigation-into-trump-and-russia

>The Only Way is Corbyn! Labour leader draws huge crowd in Essex for his rally as his party surges in polls
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/general-election-2017-live-updates-10538804

>Theresa May is so ashamed of her own manifesto she now only talks about Brexit. Someone tell her this isn't the EU referendum anymore.
theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/election-live-may-gets-back-to-brexit-as-more-good-polls-for-labour-1-5044245

>Five signs we're about to be BTFO by the EU
independent.co.uk/news/business/news/brexit-latest-news-signs-uk-economy-hurt-leave-eu-inflation-pound-sterling-jobs-lending-bank-of-a7767526.html

>Souless Tory scum claims schools will BENEFIT from budget cuts
morningstaronline.co.uk/a-a034-Despicable-Tory-MP-claims-schools-will-benefit-from-cuts#.WTBOH7pFxPY

>The Conservative campaign: a slow motion derailment
newstatesman.com/politics/june2017/2017/06/whats-gone-wrong-conservative-campaign

>Labour gains 17 point lead against the Tories in London
uk.businessinsider.com/labour-corbyn-surged-to-a-big-lead-over-the-may-tories-in-london-2017-6

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youtube.com/watch?v=oA3WOdZ9Jbs
libdemvoice.org/
taxfoundation.org/corporate-income-tax-rates-around-world-2015/
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-katie-perrior-ex-communication-uk-prime-minister-social-care-u-turn-dementia-tax-a7766406.html
strawpoll.com/6641757
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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would this man lie to you?

>Trusting youGov

youtube.com/watch?v=oA3WOdZ9Jbs

Anyone watching the Sun debate? I turned it off because Facebook live is shit but UKIP and the Tories were doing really well. Boris Johnson absolutely BTFOing Emily Thornberry. Why did Michael Gove have to ruin everything by running for Tory leadership? Without that, we'd have big Boris as PM and there'd be banter

Can't link just find The Sun Politics page

First for legal weed criminalise full fat milk

explain this tory cunts

Saw this disgusting paki bint on the train today
Bet she votes Labour the smelly cunt

Reminder that r/t_d faggots are not welcome in /britpol/.

WHAT'S THAT?

YOU WANT ENCRYPTION? PRIVATE MESSAGES?

GOOD GOY!

damn it was fun watching farron burn alive tonight lads

old pic

>higher corporation tax brings in less money
Really gets the noggin joggin

tories are fucked

BLACKED

>11 out of 195 countries

Nice reflection bait

>takes creep shot of asian girl you been Reported to GCHQ

>Ireland
>The Camen Islands
>Hong Kong
>United States when tax reform happens this year

Tard

google image search is a thing

Ireland, Switzerland, Sweden.

>Stormzy

literally who?

Nick Clegg in 2015: Fuck I did bad but at least it can't get any worse
Tim Farron: Hold my skimmed milk

Why didn't she turn up, lads?

What's she so scared of?

you wouldn't know it

>only showing countries where it's higher
>carefully leaving out countries where it's lower

Huh.

Nice gut big boy.

You're even worse you fat cunt. Bet you smell of gravy and musty man tits

>stormzy

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Is UKIP unironically the most Reddit Party?

im surprised torys hold that spot its more diverse than islington

You are very weak and wobbly Kek you are going to lose big tory boys

The nigger who did the song with lots of 'SHUT UP'

After weighing up the options.

I've decided to spoil my ballot paper.

Stormzy tho innit.

Revenue from corporation tax is much higher now than when it was higher because we have a better economy. The fact is, when we have a good economy, it helps us elsewhere. I don't trust Jeremy fucking Corbyn to stimulate the economy.

Momentum are making our threads now?

Listen tatter heid your country is in debt by trillions to the EU master kek

Our Corporation tax is one of the lowest in the world. If Labour get in we're probably going to soak up British jobs desu familia

no way, the Conservatives are fucking BASED! :-)

I'll be waiting for you on the 9th, after Corbachev gets demolished, May has a 100+ majority and Labour are tearing themselves apart.

The left really have a way with words when it comes to reaching over party lines to gain support.

watching the Farron interview now...

wtf is he doing constantly talking over the questions, this is insane?

Think again Tory boy.

libdemvoice.org/
Absolutely nothing about the NEILing

Being this autistically brainwashed kek

Shame your Iq is one of the lowest in the world potato nigger

wtf i love Labour now

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>huurrr durrr muh secret club being invaded
Why do Tory shills assume everyone must agree with their views?

Boris Johnson & Emily Thornberry debate on talkRADIO right now. It's very feisty so far, tune in.

>keeping our socialists in check
Good lad.

they won't for much longer

Lower rate of tax attracts businesses to the country. It is not difficult to understand.

Any reason you left Ireland out of that list????

Question Time is going to be LIT LADS

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Also has Vince Cable & Patrick O'Flynn.

tories lowered it from 28%

so jezza decides to raise it to 26%

really makes you think

Not an argument.

my nigga

taxfoundation.org/corporate-income-tax-rates-around-world-2015/

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>A lot of them were fags or married parents though
Fags you say? Even better. Allah, (Peace be upon Him) would have been extra jubilant that day. It's not as if we're going to run out of young white girls anytime soon. Enjoy your food. Even we don't eat that shit by the way.

ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION TIM.

who else unironically wants Corbyn to win just cos they hate the fucking Tories so much?

Get fucked milkman

Cheers

>Bragging about being a Cayman Islands tier '''country''' with the only thing going for it stupidly low tax

What rubbish even the tory papers have turned on may as a weak spineless wretch kek

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-katie-perrior-ex-communication-uk-prime-minister-social-care-u-turn-dementia-tax-a7766406.html

>it's another Nick Clegg lectures people about the referendum and pretends nobody knew it meant leaving the single market episode

why bother having him on?

It's literally Sup Forums tier, come on.

You must hate the country equally as much then.

Can somebody explain the Paris climate agreement and why Trumps wants to leave ?

>What rubbish even the tory papers have turned on may as a weak spineless wretch kek

Then links to the independent

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strawpoll.com/6641757
Important
strawpoll.com/6641757
Poll
strawpoll.com/6641757
Votetards
strawpoll.com/6641757

Everytime I see some utter cunt on here whining about "m-m-muh Labour shills" I get a bit closer to wanting them to win.

cos it's literally a waste of fucking time for him

>Independent
>Tory paper

Bloody hell, Vince Cable being loudly booed. Very angry audience

>independant
>tory
wew

>This is unironically someone you have married and fucked at least 4 times

are you stupid or what? May's a crackhead just like the rest of them

Yeah, alright, fuck off mollymeme.

>Based on biased outdated data from the early 1970's

We have a far superior economy to yours, we outperform you in PISA, we have bigger housing and superior infrastructure in general, we have lower taxes and we have colder pints.

Meanwhile, there is no evolutionary or genetic reasoning for a lower IQ considering our populations are neighbouring each other and we mingled with yours quite often throughout the centuries. The reason blacks have a low IQ is because of genetic adaptation to environment. We share the same environment, dipshit.

Try again. Even if it was the case that we had a lower IQ, we still demolish you in every way possible economically.

>even the tory papers have turned on may
>posts an independent article

What?

New Strawpoll layout?

Pretty much.

After the 8th they will be gone. Conservatives will have swept up and they won't be around for all the Corbyn got BTFO shitposting.

Then brit/pol/ will go back to being comfy.

(((Paris Agreement))) is basically global communism, it has almost nothing to do with climate change

i hate corbyn with a passion, my local opposition is a fucking tranny (helen belcher) and i still don't wanna see em win

>independent
>tory

This crowd is really biased to the right, it's a rarity.

"You're anti white van man and pro white flag man" says Boris Johnson to Angela Thornberry.

Legend

uggos are usually great in bed

>we still demolish you in every way possible economically.
bending over for apple isnt demolishing us paddy

Man don't know about Stormzy?
>Shutup

We're not voting Conservative for the best. We want the most chaotic result, we vote for the lulz.
Sure Corbyn would be best for the country, but he wouldn't be the most entertaining.

thats a goodun

Boris is being a madman on talkradio right now