Orc posting the voice of Elvish reason edition

Orc posting the voice of Elvish reason edition

I haven't read lots of the rings in a long time but I'm pretty sure she doesn't say that.

you'd be correct

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top kek

Fixed the year. The autist in me likes the little details.

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Galadriel is /oursindar/

>love on each other

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Lurkmoar

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>love on each other

Uh, love on yourself, pls.

stop ruining LOTR

Too late for that. Or are you suggesting that Peter Jackson hasn't already destroyed Tolkiens work?

>Caring about childrens books.
Oh then I saw your flag, yep checks out.

Fucking kek!
Any one know who that is? Probably not.

She's probably used up and in her 30s by now.

No fuck off. Leftist had to ruin my childhood and kill Star Wars. Feel my pain cuckboi

But LOTR was only .. 14 years ago. Oh.

>mooron
Not sure if pun or typo

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can anybody do something with this?

I actually deleted a few Os. I should have just spelled it correctly.

Utmost jej

why is Sup Forums always so far behind with the memes? orcposting died on Sup Forums months ago. its all about dogposting now

>LOTR is a children's book

Noldor

>Elf-Right
Okay THIS is the best idea ever. We must retake the concept of Elves entirely. We should push this on /tg/, they like elves.

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS TRYING TO DESTROY EUROPE

THEY ARE USING GLOBAL WARMING TO MAKE AFRICA AND ARABIA UNINHABITABLE

THEY ARE TRYING TO COMMIT WHITE GENOCIDE BY FLOODING EUROPE WITH REFUGEES

threads like this help ensure that opponents of immigration can be dismissed as ignorant racists

do not spread these images or you will be hastening white genocide

1: Global warming isn't real.
2: Accelerationism would be a good thing if it were real.
3: No.

So which ethnicity would be what LOTR race/nation?

Is it not obvious?

Damn.

It's one of my favourite ideas as well. I also like portraying the dwarves as nation wrecking Jews, too.

mfw Dwarves are better than elves.

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(((Dwarves)))

I mean in more detail, who are Hobbits, Dwarfs, Humans, Elves etc.

Brits are obviously hobbits.

Elves are the masterrace.

>MUH GEMS
>MUH RUNES
>MUH FATHER'S FATHER'S FATHER

Aw he looks adorable.

>using satire to make fun of politics and people who reference pop culture as analogy at the same time

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>Elves
>Pro immigration

Open the borders to Valinor Eru, dont be so racist!

Yea I'm afraid the real Gladriel knew better than that shit.

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we have very little contact with the infidels on the other boards

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>Do you know how the Anglo first came into being? They were Germanics once. Taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A terrible and ruined form of life. Now...perfected. My fighting Beady Eyes. Whom do you serve?

PERFIDIOUS ALBION

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BOMBERS OVER ENGLAND!

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No

Stop ruining Europe.

smaug

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Make it "Follow Via Palantír" and "Follow In Nature Signs".

MY SIDES

I haven't seen those, but I'm sure Sup Forums didn't make these about nigrants.

Sup Forums memes consist of quoting lines from films.

Sup Forums "orcposting" was nothing but repeating "We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days!" ad nauseam.

2 million people can't co-exist with 2 billion foreigners. Go back to school and learn some math you retarded useless nigger who can't build one road for bikes in whole Africa. You want me to give you something? You get a bullet in your head you monkey.

Good night guise

I would have called it The Hobbiton Post, tbqh. Still good work, though.

tbqh I thought bagginston would sound more similar to huffington

feels like summer in here

>believing in summer

ORCED

that's really good

If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live.

>be me
>owner of the prancing pony in bree
>finest inn and watering hole west of lorien
>rent room to a ranger and a bunch of manlets from the shire
>black riders break in and cut my mattresses to pieces
>reeeee.jpg
>few months go by and get back on my feet
>orcs burn my inn to the ground
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>breexit when

kek
saved

>Deeppockets
fucking EXCELLENT

What a beautiful thread.
*chew*
This feels like a picnic.

>We should push this on /tg/, they like elves.
Misinformation like this is why no one takes Sup Forums seriously.

>breexit

How the fuck is it misinformation?

Annatar as "fellow elf" was a really nice touch.

Hi there, (((Oakenshield)))

>We should push this on /tg/, they like elves.
/tg/ hates elves because elves are pretty-boys and /tg/ers are fat, short and hairy. They identify with dwarves.

This post is not satire, it'a actually like that

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/tg/ likes elves ironically because other boards think they are supposed to like dwarves.

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Kek she used magic to secure the border in the elven realm, or maybe that was Melian

>breexit

Hah, well written

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It's working.

I just saw a leftist hipster girl on my feed unwittingly like a "refugees are bringing new life to Gondor" pic on fb, as it showed Haradrim flooding in through the ranger forest from LOTR 3.

>using facts to disseminate propaganda to facebook and twitter to lowest common denominator consumerists who have the vocabulary and political wherewithal of a highschooler

Tweaked it a bit.

Anyone got the video where she gets raped by an orc and left to die in a ditch?

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>Scene from the hobbit
>the wood elf King telling Tauriel where the no go zones are