Climate Change doesn't Exist!

Trump pulling out of this climate hoax tax scam is a good thing.

>2017
>still believes In Climate Change

Kill yourself if you honestly think it's real because a handful of pseudo scientist reality tv show hosts told you so.

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but global warming is real!
we've had drought and famine for the last 5 years here because it won't fucking rain
my country's drying up and crops are getting fucked
it's not about the gay planet nigga it's about us, we're losing money because shit doesn't grow out of the ground anymore

>handful of pseudo scientist reality tv show hosts
If you clean the dried orange cum out of your eyes you will see that the people calling it a hoax are exactly this.

>Literally Who Flag

Who cares, Americans (the only humans that matter) don't give a fuck about you people starving. Fix it urself we're not paying you shit.

DUDE HURRICANES AND EARTHQUAKES IS A HOAX LMAO

trips of truth

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What is Bill Nye
What is Neil Tyson
What is Al gore
What is Hillary Clinton
What is Macron

fuck! fine!
at least take your african palm plantations away so we get water in rivers again

We should tax churches!!

>(((climate change)))

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Climate Change Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Planet Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

IS IT TIEM FOR ANOTHER DAILY REMINDER???

* A doubling of preindustrial CO2, absent any feedbacks, would result in a maximum forcing of +1.2C.

* The General Circulation Models, and the IPCC, predict 2-8C of warming because AGW theory assumes a positive H2O feedback. They assume that if CO2 causes a little warming, the atmosphere will hold more water vapor which will lead to a lot of warming.

* The warming predictions cover such a large range because everyone assumes a different average H2O feedback rate.

* Every GCM based on this assumption has failed to model temperatures for the past 17 years. They are all trending too high.

* In the late 1990's the modelers themselves stated that if they missed their predictions for more then a decade that would falsify AGW theory.

* There is no data to suggest a +H2O feedback either now or in Earth's past.

* If there is no +H2O feedback then we literally have nothing to worry about.

* The average climate change believer knows none of this. Politicians, citizens, activists, surprisingly even a lot of scientists are literally ignorant of the theory and the math. In their mind it's simply "CO2 = bad" and "experts say we're warming faster then ever."

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>believing the jewish ground data set
Try to FOIA the raw data and model source code for anything James Hansen did at NASA.

Go ahead. We'll wait.

The liberal celebrity pseudo-scientists happen to support the actual scientists, what a twist. The only reason the conservative pseudo-scientists don't support climate change is because liberals do support it. You'll see this time and time again, simply because the majority of researchers are liberal (what that is is a whole different question).

Why wouldn't the CEO of a big oil company want to invest in and profit heavily from renewable energy IN ADDITION to non-renewables? Don't you think they don't have the money to do so? It is mainly the stigma of being associated with liberals that keep from from doing so.

>lemme just move the goalposts here since I have no actual data to support my own argument

>Believing the (((EXXON)))-paid climate change deniers
>Sucking Saudi´s oily dick

Blut und BODEN you idiot. Go ahead ruining your Lebensraum.

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climate change is kinda real but its definately trumped up (pun intended) by developing nations and idiot europeans to get the us to carry their economies through to the modern era.

No thanks.

>2017
>people still don't recognize that humans have had an impact on the climate
Sad that people here are such partisan shills here now, the_donald really ruined this place worse than the 2012 invasion

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the part where you know it's bullshit is when they mention fossil fuels

which is a term made up by Rockefeller's think tank to raise the price of oil as high as it could possibly go

>oy vey, here never rains!
>everyday is annudahshoa
Fuck off kike.

It's a german jewish illuminati scam which somehow even convinced fucking Putin and all of the Asia, even tho they don't give a flying fuck about Germany or Europe.

Yeah sure, keep telling yourself it's all a scam while your Grand Cheeto sends you to the club of three fucking countries on this whole planet that aren't in on it.

Yea I had a drought that lasted 2 years where I live. Got so dry in Colorado Springs they were worried about our water table vanishing. It didn't last. Neither will yours. And even in the middle of all the fires we had, as ash rained down in my yard, and the air was orange and smelled foul, I knew it wasn't fucking global warming. Droughts are a thing dude. They happen.

It's just a cover for passing wealth to developing nations.

>Eocene optimum
>50 mio years ago.

You´re full of shit, as is this retarded graph.
Human´s ancestors looked like a rat back then, we are adapted to the climate of the last few tenthousand years, late ice age stage is our climate optimuim.

lol what the fuck am I looking at here? What a horribly made graph.

wrong one
see

>Weather = Climate

Climate change is real but that was a bad deal:

>China having no restrictions for 13 years?
>India demanding billions of foreign aid in exchange?

Yasss queen slayyy

They red graph is the renormalisation of the old blue graphs data set to portray the past as cooler than it actually was in order to generate a warming trend in the present.

when are people going to realize that it doesn't fucking matter if the planet was hotter back then?
back then there were also life forms that thrived in those temperature ranges, cunt
now it's us, and the plants we grow have a specific environment they're tuned to, and if we fuck with that, then they won't grow and we'll lose a lot of fucking money
do you understand?
it's not about the planet!
it's about the lost fucking revenue!
by continuing to shit up the planet you are actively diminishing the returns on my agricultural investment and this is a clear violation of the NAP

Okay and how shall we revere this? Oh you cant? Oh okay.

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They're called fossil fuels because oil itself is the fossilized remains of ancient ocean algae.

DAS RIIIIIIIITE

making the planet warmer will increase agricultural output though

it will lead to massive carbon sequestration like never before

read before you post
we've had severe droughts every summer for the last 4-5 years where it didn't rain for shit
i remember it used to rain a lot when i was a kid but lately it's been dry as a bone
fuck off

Climate change is real. But it is also used by doommongers to get money without question basically. The whole climate change network of funds is a scam. Plant trees.

>They're called fossil fuels because oil itself is the fossilized remains of ancient ocean algae.

well you might be close there, but the reason it's called that is because mr Rockefeller spent a lot of money to make sure you would call it that

that term is a marketing scheme

>l-l-literally j-just p-p-pAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

light your self on fire ahmed the gravy train is done.

>world started in 1850 Hahah Nigga

more heat = more, better crops

Natural phenoma that happened before humans were even a thing. FEEL FREE to try again, as I am sure whatever you say will still be stupid

>(((science)))
>muh always showing just the last ~100 years of data to scare the brainwashed zombies

global warming/climate change is an industry unto itself and they want worldwide "carbon taxes" on top of that. it is an insidious thing far beyond that even.

you won't understand wtf i'm talking about unless you look into these things for yourself. so, you can do that (takes effort)... or blindly continue to go along with their agenda. whatever.

did you know having ice cap is an anomaly? did you know that the earth has been ice cap free for ~90% of its existence? did you know by definition ice caps only exist during ice ages? did you know we are at the tail end of a CURRENT ice age now? did you know the caps extended as far down as missouri/kentucky just 20,000 years ago and have been receding ever since that peak? did you know the caps are going bye-bye even if every person on the planet disappeared 20,000 years ago?

THE OCEAN'S RELEASE *ALL ON ITS OWN* IS FAR LARGER AND MORE IMPORTANTLY *OUT ACCELERATING* MANS CONTRIBUTION

THE OCEAN IS RELEASING MORE DUE TO WARMER TEMPS (WARMER WATER = IT'S A FAR LESS EFFECTIVE C02 SINK)

IF HUMANS NEVER AROSE CO2 WOULD BE INCREASING AT ALMOST THE EXACT SAME RATE AS IT IS RIGHT NOW

THIS HAPPENS AT THE END OF EVERY ICE AGE

STOP BEING SO FUCKING GULLIBLE AND LAZY

LOOK INTO THINGS FOR YOURSELF AND STOP TAKING WHAT THE MSM, EPA.GOV AND NASA.GOV ETC. TELL YOU AT FACE VALUE, YOU LAZY SHITS. IT IS ABOUT POWER AND CONTROL.

ICE AGES AND PERMANENT ICE *ARE AN ANOMALY*

BY DEFINITION AN "ICE AGE" IS WHEN THE EARTH HAS PERMANENT ICE SHELVES

WE HAD ICE A MILE THINK IN CINCINNATI JUST 20,000 YEARS AGO

THE PLANET IS WARMING AND THE CAPS ARE METLING

THAT MEANS = MORE CO2, SEA RISE AND WEATHER PATTERN CHANGES

WE CAN'T STOP OR ALTER IT, WE WILL ADAPT JUST FINE

STOP BEING SCARED INTO TAX SCHEMES AND GLOBALIST POWER PLAYS YOU DUMBED DOWN ZOMBIES

a 2 year drought in fucking colorado is not the same as rain stopping for half a decade in a monsoonal tropical country, cunt

TFW people treat climate change as a political issue and not a scientific one.

Any day now people will begin to treat the atomic weight of Boron and the properties of Zirconium as a politiical issue.

Nice argument. Did you come up with that all by yourself? You must feel proud.

>Climate Change doesn't Exist!
What change are you taking about? Warming or Cooling?
youtube.com/watch?v=L_861us8D9M

>Blaming bad weather on things you don't like
Big Nose Shaman say fire make Sky angry. Big Nose Shaman say no make fire, buy furs from Big Nose Trapper, and eat meat raw the way Sky make it.

youtube.com/watch?v=BB0aFPXr4n4

relevant George Carlin BTFO'ing libcucks on climate change

>Temperature rises
>causes tectonic plates to move

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i don't think droughts and parasites will increase agricultural output
more heat = more el niño = less rain = dead crops

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Your damn country is currently on par with Syria and some other shithole on earth. Your idiotic religious state is falling behind North Korea on a widely known issue. You've fucked yourselves over. China is at this point racing ahead in terms of world influence. To be honest, I'd pick chinks over being led by some shitty christian type sharia law country. Yall are in for a bad time in terms of trade, environment, foreign relations. Your damn illiteracy and idiocracy is currently taking a hold of your country. Have fun getting fucked over.

>Be Europe
>Tell America to pay for a bunch of wind and solar turbines to be put in Africa and other assorted shitholes
>Throw a pissfit when president and tax payers don't want to pay for it

wahhh. go build stupid shit in shitskin countries on ur own dime fagetz

You t_d redditors are the biggest retards of this board

If scientists would tell you an hurricane is going to hit your house tomorrow, you would evacuate as quickly as possible

But for some reason *cough*moneyinpolitics*cough* the standard is different when it comes to climate change

Btw, here is the study which is the source of pic related
jamespowell.org/

>my house is burnin
>we can do nuthin
>let's throw some oil on it for the fun

> China is at this point racing ahead in terms of world influence.

T. Wong Lang Gutter Oil Coal Power Leg Caught in Escalator Can't Drink His Water Loo Chang

Really? That the best you can do? Fucking Germans. Seriously. I hope your culture dies. Mother fucker.

Same thing with global cooling, or the population bomb. If Trump keeps pushing back against global warming the meme will- mark this user's words- blow over in like, ten years

Holy shit that's revolting

ta gueule, gogolène

Germans are such a disgrace...

>4 years of drought
oy vey what a spectacular and rare climatic occurrence, this has never happened before in human history. Truly groundbreaking stuff. I guess I am a #weathermissile now

BUT IT WAS HER TURN TO WIN! WHAT ABOUT HER SCOOPS!!!! GLORF!!!!!

It is real, but that paris shite was a fucking scam

my response to your argument

>literally just pay

was no.

not sure why you expected some high level discourse after you presented that argument senpai.

un.org/africarenewal/magazine/april-2016/paris-climate-deal-and-africa

>For Africa, the sweet spot in the deal is an agreement to allocate money to the adaptation and climate mitigation needs of developing countries. African negotiators had urged rich countries to build on the promise by developed countries to ramp up climate financing by $100 billion by 2020 for developing countries, in line with the 2012 Cancún commitment. They got their wish, plus more, because the Paris deal stipulates that the $100 billion commitment will be revised upward from 2025.

Hmm, sending 100 billion dollars to Africa? Wow seems very productive and good for tax payers.

Plese don't leave us alone with the germans

suce moi, babtou

>somehow even convinced fucking Putin and all of the Asia
Russian industrial and carbon output are continue to fall naturally with economy due to the (((genius))) of the king Putin so Russia can meet restrictions goal naturally without trying. Scoring good boy point with EU on the way, why not? And teh Asian "developing countries" is net benefactor of proposed wealth distributor of this scheme. Only EU is dumb enough to continue to killing themselves in the favor of 3rd world. White man guilt.

tiens ta place, fils de singe

That's a violation of the 1st Amendment.

While we're at it, no more leftard pseudoscience in schools: no more climate change alarmism, Darwinian Evolution, eugenics, pro-abortion, pro-LGBTQPUITFJQWERTYMOUSE deviancies, progressivism, communism, socialism - all part of leftard religion. Violates the 1st Amendment also. And while summing it all up; retrun the trillions in taxpayers money taken to uphold all these pseudoscience cult fairy tales or get charged with grand larceny and gross fraud, along with the sedition, treason, insurrection, and usurping charges already pending.

You'd be surprised at how rational people tend to be there when compared to you obese cunts. Give it a couple of more years, you'll be a good 3rd world country.

I'm positive you also have no clue what you're talking about. It's a good rule of thumb that anyone who sounds like a LARPing retard has no business trying to convince anyone of anything.

Charts are useless without the accompanying data sets used to make charts.

That's how you can tell it's pseudoscience - they don't want you to check their math.

I'd make you president.

If only you paid higher taxes

I member obama sending funds to UN for "climate change" in his last days.

>Evolution is pseudoscience.

LOL

When didn't Netherlands ban imports from main slant eyes carbon producer again? Why do entire Netherlands economy literally consist from offloading these imports into EU again?
>kettle
>black

Best ally :3

Nah OP.

Ive said this to a lot of people here, but probably never meant it this much until now.

YOU are the one that needs to kill themselves.

Italians always welcome in the USA!!!

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He put in $3 billion American dollary doos into the Green Climate Fund (global slush fund). The second highest contributor only put up $100m. How is this Paris climate ponzi scheme fair to Americans?

warm up a bottle of coke and watch the CO2 come out...

that is what scientists are saying about the ocean.

its not that hard.

nice typical ad hominem attack, assblasted shill

can't argue with the facts at hand, hm?

cognitive dissonance is a bitch, huh?

carbon tax bullshit selling your carbon credits and ignoring china and india having more pollution than the rest of the world combined while crying if you dont pay more money for fucking alternative sources that dont produce any fucking energy. these useless fucking windfarms and solar panels that fucking do nothing and cost more to make and force using more energy to produce and make up for them because they do fucking nothing energy production wise.

these people are fucking insane. their models dont even work - every single climate model has failed and gets readjusted. they use data from city centers for heat but ignore other fucking areas that are colder that would fuck their models. they fudge data. they lie.

>Why are all the Spics and Niggers flooding Northern countries?
>Of course it´s a good idea to ruin their Lebensraum for BASED Exxon and saudi oil

Germany n-no, stay away
Do you have a spare greencard? I just want to be a humble hot rod builder

I mean if you believe climate change is man made and you live in Canada then you should really kys. It's the only ethical option for you.

Shills really over use that whole larp thing.

THE USA IS NOT YOUR FRIEND

THEY WILL LET YOU DIE SO THEY CAN GET EVEN RICHER

It's not mad from fossilized remains. It's a combination of carbon deposits and water located between the Earth's crust and mantle. That's why it's a "hydrocarbon". Fossils are mainly calcium carbonate.

There's actual science that proved there's an oceans worth of water molecules in between the crust and mantle. And several months ago the reports of molten carbon lakes under the crust we're all over the news. Was even on Sup Forums for a week or so.

It's a renewable resource. Deal with it.

"Oy vey, goyim. Yes just give us your shekels, and the planet will be saved from global cooling, er global warming, er, I mean climate change. Pay no attention to the giant carbon cloud coming from China. Good goy, go drain more maple trees, we need more shekels for the next crisis"