>be reporter
>report on the news
>thousands see your article
>get paid salary, vacation time
>be Sup Forums user
>start thread on news event
>thousands see your thread
>no pay, no vacation time
Why do we do it, Sup Forums?
Are we screwing ourselves? Is this why we're poor?
you need to figure out how to block all comments and get paid for views and we'd all be rich, rich like jews
I forgot to add:
>be reporter
>help destroy civilization
>paid salary, vacation time
>Sup Forums user
>trying to help save civilization
>get bombarded with cuck porn by paid shills
>no salary, no vacation time
bump why is the world so cruel
bump
because we fight for the light. our path is not easy brother, but necessary.
there's also a lot of lulz along the way.
>be me
>join ShareBlue
>get paid to shit post on Sup Forums
>mfw
>be reporter
>shoe leather reporting
>cajoling, interviewing and managing leakers
>balance truth with readers' demand for salacious news
> threat of legal action hanging over you
>threat of losing job public hates you for doing
> all your views revenue goes to boss, gets fixed salary
>be Sup Forums user
>shit posts on internet
>stir up fanfic for specific internet group
>no job, no threat of legal action
>mother brings you tendies, awards you GBP
>good day's work without even leaving basement.
reporters are tools of the people that are paying their bosses, to expect to be able to talk as freely when you are both accountable with your income in the balance and no longer anonymous is pretty fucking stupid
plus this seems to have more of an impression than any given 'news' site ;)
I...is this what batman feels like?
Bump for truth!
Because we're better than them. We're better than them and every other website whoring themselves out for likes, upvotes, and retweets for one simple reason:
We do it for the lulz.
it must be done, the shitpost must pass om
>be Sup Forums user
>shitpost for fun
>thousands see my shitposts
>make neetbux
>everyday is a vacation day
Nah, we got it figured out.
we're not robots manufacturing a soulless media product to consume, we're magicians of verbal and visual meme driven by far more profound goals, values, and spirit, then empty materialism
We can't go on live television or radio and talk about how some nigger chimped out and got his head blown off by a glorious white police officer doing his job or how another mudslime plowed through a crowd and liberals are too cucked and retarded to realize we need to kick the browns out
At least not yet
That's why we do it here moron
I do it for the memes
egos are soup rest more here than anywhere in spacenigger's periodic table of events
You are rewarded for your deeds if they are pursuant of the truth, the light, and the way in the spiritual realm my child.
Do not envy those who know not of the high price they pay for spreading lies
what the fuck are you trying to say
shieet
Peace sells but who's buying?
Very true, my friend. It is a world of balance. You set your motion by your deeds. The pendulum swings to the world we make.
nah m8, Sup Forums is funny af
keks have tremendous value in terms of civilization
obfuscation judging from flag
or
just a drunk hillybilly
>HE DOES IT
>FOR
>FREE!!!
>download.png
You really weren't planning on staying for this, huh?
Tell Goldberg it isn't working.
>American Heroes
keep fighting famalam
so much win
>be reporter
>get paid to sell your own country out
>lie to the public constantly
>not trusted by anybody with their head on straight
>your opinions are not relevant if they are not "Dwumff!!! refugees are people!!!", you say what you are paid to tell people
what noble work. It's no surprise that most reporters are jewish, nobody with a soul can do that work and be happy with themselves.
how can we get paid for posts here