General Discussion of Anti-Canada Rhetoric

Hey Sup Forums why does everybody hate Canada so much?

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because the Leaf posters on here are generally fucking assholes. the ones I know outside of Sup Forums are cool af though. I like Canadia

They're just a useless country that I wish we would invade and absorb into the greater American reich

Because ever since Trudeau became a meme on here Canadians have taken it upon themselves to start acting like him meaning they started shitposting out liberal thought terminating cliches on almost every topic imaginable in every thread.

Because sometimes we drop redpills that even Sup Forums can't bear to swallow.

We are hated for the same reason Trump is.

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Because they are living memes

They are a nation of Shitposters who must be culled regularly on the day of the rake. They're like rabbits, cute by themselves, but perilous in large numbers.

Can't wait to hear you tell us all how amazing it is to watch your woman get fucked by some other guy.

There is a shareblue office in Canada. 50% of our posters are Hillary shills.

envy.

Isn't your country the single largest global producer and consumer of cuckold porn? Maybe you shouldn't be projecting so much.

Begone from our board of peace!

Traps are gay

Because it's essentially allowed tripfagging.

Because that was the preferred proxy of Hillary shills during the great meme war.

Fear... fear that Canada is just the test market for the next bullshit to be sold to us. Fear that Harper was a rough draft of Trump and next we get something like Trudeau or Macron shoved down our throats via voter blowback.

Eternal Anglo, your son the Leaf has run amok on this board. If you'd just lost at Quebec during the revolution ...

>You could have prevented this.

Probably because we had dropped red truth pills but are now becoming so goddamn cucked. It's threatening to the United States by having an open border neighbour that's letting any poor bastards with a sob story waltz on in. Welcome to the United Canadian Emirates.

They're so fucking rude and annoying, and that's just online. Any discussion is ruined when Canadians jump in going LOOK AT ME I'M FROM CANADA EH SORRY XD WHY ISN'T THE WORLD LIKE CANADA??! Most of them go on reddit, it's the second most popular social media site for leafs, and they're usually behind half the anti-American or anti-nationalism you see online.
In the real world they're no better. In my travels Canadians are ridiculously rude but always have to bring up how polite they are compared to Americans and EVERY time they throw in a "muh healthcare" even when the discussion has nothing to do with it. Their entire "culture" is trying not to be American.

In October 2015 Trudeau won and then Canadians (and proxyfags pretending to be Canadians) started making unfunny shitposts whenever and wherever possible. 1.5 years later the fuckers still haven't stopped.

We shitpost and ruin threads, but not in a fun way like Australia does, just in a way that makes everyone angry.

Is basically a melting pot of diarrhea and turds

We don't hate Canada. Canada is our closest ally. (((they))) start leaf threads to drive us apart. We see right through that. I usually don't respond to those threads. They're just low quality bait.

Jesus... I don't wish any Trudeau on any other country

There are a lot of fucking awful shitposters from here. Inferiority complex, it's the same reason we put feelings before logic here. At least one can gain moral superiority over our neighbours to the South. And in pol's case, at least we can shitpost more to piss them off.

That is the fun way.

They somehow have a disproportionate amount of shitty posters despite their small size. Also, they are an otherwise inconsequential nation with a cucked PM, so Americans like to fuck with them.

I don't have a problem with Canadians in real life, unless they are from BC. Then they are probably complete tools.

>a fucking leaf
Is the burger poster equivalent of muh dick
Whenever a burger doesn't understand a post he just replies with leaf or a fucking leaf. They hate us because of low iq like niggers and whites

When Canada and America unite, Trudeau will run the empire.

Our goddamn PM flaunts that we are a "post-cultural" society now. He forgets our moose, hockey, Timmy's, and maple syrup.

>reasons Australians shitpost

-Banter is the cornerstone of their culture

>reasons Canadians shitpost :
-starved for attention
-?????

I know it's a meme but... I'm sorry.

It's funny OP, because if you type "Most hated countries in the world" on jewgle you will often find the US ranking top 1 while Canada is never to be seen on any list.
>It's jealousy
Must be, user.

>Most of them go on reddit, it's the second most popular social media site for leafs

It's also the second most popular social media site for you as well, according to Alexa. And most other sources show reddit is more popular in the US.

We want to be American soooo bad.

Because they are essentially the California of the western world.

Dear God no... he can only be the top Imam for so long

That's not culture you fucking cuck
>Moose
Having an animal is not culture. Like saying the Chinese culture is pandas
>Hockey
Literally a sport modelled after pushing a hoop with a stick down a dirt road
>Tim Hortons
Would have been another donut shot like second cup if not for some random ass hoopstick player
>Maple syrup
If other countries weren't so lazy and grew the tree themselves.
The most culture we have is being nice and blowing dogs

Better not meme dog blowing... get put in a psych ward for that shit

It's a shame we're not spics or niggers in a second world country or it would be so easy.

>Hey Sup Forums why does everybody hate Canada so much?

May 2017 GDP growth rates, as per IMF.

We fucking suck so bad.
I don't even know if it's trolling and there are beavers somewhere laughing.

I'm surprised you're vehemently defending Australia. I thought many of them go to your country to fuck the ladyboys there.

>Canada is hated because of low GDP growth
>Germany has high GDP growth
>Germany is... loved

kek

everything about canada is awful i want it removed or annexed by anyone.

Sorry that my quality of life triggers you so much you burgerfucking redneck

Because Canada enjoyed a conservative white majority for so long they have no idea what it's like to live in the refugee-admitting liberal cuckmocracy they recently voted for. Soon their women will be raped and their national identity will be destroyed worse than Sweden.

We hate them because, as a country with actual experience with immigrants and liberalism, we tried to warn them. And rather than listen they just dove right in:
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Basically they took the white majority we wish we could maintain for granted and ruined their own country.

>A muh fucking dickey leaf

try more like you amerifats can't handle being around people that are open and have integrity instead of just being racists and fascist with banning muslims wow

Kind of like what happened when you dumb fucks elected a literal meme via an outdated voting system

The frankfurters from your nipples when I cum the balogna, your pork chops in my ass.

Everything about canada is worst-in-class. However, there are literal paid government shills on Sup Forums trying to pretend canada is the best country in the world and everything is perfect. You can guess what happens next.

I can't believe I share the country with retards like you. I can't wait till I move to the USA to impregnate my american fiance and live in a paid off house.

That's not fair, man. Shareblue uses Canadian proxies to post here. Real Canadians (((except the peaceful reddit migrants))) like and respect the US since we share a pretty neat history.

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It's okay. They made up for their Quebec victory by losing their entire country over the past decade.

now i understand...

Trudeau

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I'm with .

Who do you think will be PM after Trudeau in 2024?

nobody
you will be a nuclear wasteland

Hullo reddit.

fucking leaf

Trudeau. Those filthy dairy cartels basically guaranteed a Truderp dynasty.

Think again, your time is running out.

>leaf

obama leaf, if you are here answer my call, i miss u
this so fucking much man

I lost count of how many arguments I've won on here just because all they can answer is 'a fucking leaf'

Finally i get to post my day of the rake OC.

>Soon their women will be raped and their national identity will be destroyed worse than Sweden.
We never had one

>We never had one
Thats the attitude Ahmed.

I thought it was red and black checkered flannels and beaver fur hats

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cvz fuck u that's y

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