Mail-order brides

Is there any reason I shouldn't just order a wife?

>not westernized slut
>completely loyal for them citizenship gains

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Just go to a rural village in Eastern Europe or South America and pick up a traditional homely girl to wife. What message would that send to western roasties when most western men are outsourcing for wives.

Doing so is degenerate.

Would you trust a whore willing to leave her entire life behind?

can't be worse than dating any degenerate girl here?
if you lived in a shit hole wouldn't you want to move to the greatest country on earth?

Cus it's almost like a blind date except you're marrying her. You're supposed to get to know people before you try to marry them.

She'll drop you the second she can.

man... those last two are perfect looking to me. im so fucking lonely.

I think I'm going to do this I'm not sure where she will be from yet but I'm thinking eastern European

The proper non-degenerate path is to do something like or simply not dating, period.

so will most women in america. shit so will 75% of women worldwide

Only the most pathetic men do this.

I'd rather be pathetic then be alone for the rest of my life.

You'll probably get some knockoff, like a Turkish broad or one of those beki-beki-bekistan women.

>tfw the divorce rate is around ~60%, so getting a mail order bride is basically the same chance of a successful marriage.

we're on the same website pal

>Sup Forums

We honestly have no pride left.

And getting a dried up feminist western roastie isn't even more beta cuck. Laughing at your life right now

>ignoring the fact that this is how marriages were traditionally for thousands of years until around 80 years ago

I'm going to get to know her first most of them aren't just gold diggers that will leave you the minute they get their citizenship many of them just want a family.

>I'd rather be pathetic thEn be alone
fitting

This website doesn't take real commitment; it's easy to post a few comment then leave. We're not losers for that. Stupid? Yeah for sure. But not necessarily losers.

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Enjoy your used up former hooker who's just angling to get her family moved over.

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Why was this so funny

> mail order bride
> not slut
Pick one.

Plus its a scam, you can't buy yourself wife so easily.

i can confirm there are many girls here who want a taste of the "american dream" through marriage

It couldn't be any more risky then finding a woman here. Just depends on what you're looking for.

I don't give a fuck what Sup Forums says but every foreign woman I've met has always been more feminine than any girls around where I live. If you're looking to actually settle down. I'd say go for it.

I would also says looks factor into it like it would normally though. If you're a 2/10 meeting a 9/10 she's probably going to leave you whether you meet her here or in Russia.

If possible though you should try to find someone online that you can actually communicate with and try to get to know first. That way you may be a little more comfortable with your decision.

good point

Great. Now I have to fap

Curious how you know this? Just girl chatter you've heard numerous times over the years?

You should have asked why you "should" order one instead. The list would have been much shorter.

Great. I need to fap

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Nothing more pathetic than lonely burgers

I'm afraid they'll kill me in my sleep or take my money because Canada's justice system is so fucked up.

Just find a girl a church

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>no love
>awkward relationship
>will divorce you
are you retarded?

For fucks sake guys, go fuck a foreign woman and get it out of your system. You don't want to marry one. If you can't muster up enough game to get laid, then pay for a prostitute. Save up some cash and make a Vegas trip out of it if you have to. Once you nut in that sweet foreign pussy a few times you'll realize how stupid you're being. Besides, we need you redpilling western women. They're not a lost cause. They just need a leader.

Again?

>youngest one is 27
Why should I pony up for some run-of-the-mill roastie?

>tfw wages have stagnated so much in the usa the average mail order bride doesn't even see an increase of her standard in living when she marries a western wagecuck like you

this website seems kinda fake desu

i know a couple that always talk about marrying a gringo they also act really sluty trying to convince them into buying them stuffs

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lol I thought my phone didn't let me post the first time. Fucking iphone

do it in hungary, and divorce her aftr 30min

I know four girls that actually pulled it off, now they live like queens n shieet.

How can poorfag colombians like us even compete?

I know two pilots for delta that divorced their wives and remarried South American girls 20 years younger then them who are smoking hot.

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Well there's a lot of reasons. They can scam you, they can outright rob you, they can just have you pay for their travel and then leave you, they can be std infested actual prostitutes, etc.

Hey Op. I'm in the same boat as you. Considering getting one myself.

An old friend of mine from elementary and middle school got himself one from one of those countries like Czech Republic. She's pretty attractive too surprisingly. She looks to me like the porn star Lucie Theodorova (pic related).

She's not very intelligent, but she's happy to be in America. They live in a small community in Montana. I believe that's the key. If you live in a big city then your new mail order wife has many chances to leave your ass for something else. Whereas in rural areas, not so much.

She's really nice though and she's currently pregnant with their second kid last I talked to him. I'm basically sharing this because you should know not all of these stories are bad.

Yeah. She could be the town whore who wants to move to the States because they have more Coke.

Because they will either leave or stab your ass. Mail order brides are essentially long term prostitutes.

All the websites I've used are overpriced or just straight shit hot garbage

Or she could be someone who has a horrible life where she's either got to be married or become a whore. And why marry a coal mining peasant in Czechoslovakia when you can get an American?

Entirely possible. I almost got a hot ass Colombian girl to come up here and marry me, but I fell in love with a blonde girl here in town where I live who's 19 and genetically very close to me.

I'll dump pics of the girl

They are more whores than the common whore, why even do this?

Im thinking some asian chick from one of their shitty eastern countries with little education would be a perfect find. These russia mail order brides seem like straight up green card then divorce scams.

isn't every relationship?

You will be good as long as she don't speak English. But as soon as she starts to learn kick the bitch out and order another one

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Enjoy your serial killer/ facialabuse model

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Why, that's not been the case for a good number of marriages throughout history. Loving someone is a choice not a selection process. May even be best if she wasn't always wondering if she had been better off had she chosen Chad over you, or that she always has the backup choice of Hershel.

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And no kids if she isn't Arian

Yeah you should be sure to do research on the sites you use as well. Some websites are known for women who get green cards then run and others have great records of successful long term marriages.

doubtful, more like shitty poverty seeing you as a savior willing to actually love you.

>>order a wife on 6/2/17
>>get married on 7/2/17
>>get divorce and lose all your property 8/2/17

This.
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That 11/10 waifu would love you forever and raise your kids to perfection.

Just be a man and provide for them.

"Arian"
Yeah that's not gonna happen. Kids are fine unless the women is a darkie.

If the marriage doesn't work out can I write it off as a gambling loss on my taxes?

Sweden has a high per capita Thai wife thing going on and some woman in the govt asked for an investigation into it as an issue.
They really hate competition.

>he thinks its legit
>he thinks those photos are who he will be giving money to

How do you know that she won't become "Americanized" through female friends, social media, television etc.? is living in rural areas the only hope? she will always wonder about the city.

This
My friend , 32, went to Guatemala on some religious trip (He's a protestant) and met his wife during some church meeting

She isn't half bad , thin pretty face brown women in her mid 20s

I was thinking of finding a religious wife in Europe like France or Spain but I feel like I'm aiming for something that doesn't exist anymore

>Plus its a scam, you can't buy yourself wife so easily.

t. mail order bride getting rid of competition

Not if you choose a partner that isn't a materialistic whore and doesn't think she deserves money and goods for sex.

You dont' get to write off gambling losses goyim, only wins hehehe

I almost feel bad, but English second language girls make me feel like I'm not talking to someone who is equal to me, and besides, my girlfriend is also hot, and a nice girl, we've been taking things slow. And I know I could give some latin or eastern girl a better life, but I can give a local girl a better life too and save her from a life of degeneracy, or one where she gets used and ends up old and alone. We can't abandon our women if they're here and are willing to come to terms with us.

I would suggest you guys not import a wife unless you've already reached your late twenties and you really can't find someone. If you all import wives, then we will have a crisis with old single women in our countries, costing the state, and voting left for life.

Former hooker confirmed. You made a good decision to go for blonde one.

>guild leader (from my World of Warcraft days) gets a mail order bride from Philippines.
>This was way back in 2007.
>We made fun of him, called him loser, etc
>He just laughed
>He has 4 kids with her. They are celebrating their 10th anniversary in a few days.
>I am still alone and probably will die alone.
>who is laughing now... (not me)

If you want a foreign bride - go for it. Just make sure you are talking with a real female and not some scam.

She's 19 and kinda a dumb hippie, but we live in a small town way up North, and she has some respect for Christianity cause her family is strongly Jehova Witness. She knows it's fucked and she's not one, but her family isn't too loopy about it apparently.
She never went to college and is really strongly family oriented, always taking care of her little brothers and shit, and low maintenance too.
She would become a feminist degenerate if she went to college FOR SURE. On our first date I told her I got high car insurance rate for X reasons plus cause I'm male and she said "that's so unfair, men and women are supposed to be equal, why isn't it the same!??" and I had to explain that that isn't how the real world works lmao.

>sells herself on a fucking website
>>not westernized slut
What an embarrassment to an already pathetic nation.

so when it lists "unstable income" and "own apartment" that means hooker with random clients, right?

She's by default a hooker.

If you're not married yet, you should just wait for a fembot. Why bother putting up with some bitch at all these days.

If it wasn't basically guaranteed they'd scam you or take one step into the USA and run or divorce you once they get citizenship I'd do it
Personally I'm saving up to go to Romania or something and try to wrangle one in person.

Because they are all whores

They're all hookers dumbass.

That's just it. There's websites that protect you from that. Some have "insurance" so to speak that says if divorce happens or she leaves within five or ten years then you get a replacement. It seems fucked up when dealing with a wife but mail order brides are kind of fucked up to begin with

>genetically very close to me

like your cousin?

all women are hookers, dummy.

doesn't even have mail order dickgirls 2/10

that's great news. so to find a good mail order wife you need to purchase 10 year insurance to make sure she doesn't leave you.

>Is there any reason I shouldn't just order a wife?

Yeah they're nothing but whores who are after your money and citizenship. Also you can't just "order" one.

Is there a sort by price option?

>pic a language to learn based on what ethnicity you find cutest, french, polish, russian, ukrainian, korean, brazillian whatever.

>go on sites and programs specifically for practice speaking with real people

>get messaged constantly by cute girls from all over the world who want to practice english and immigrate here

>if you are a white american male 20-40 and have a job and a home, there are sweet 10/10 women all over the world who will jump at the chance to have a decent american husband.

Lol wtf there is a most popular filter are these sloppy seconds or something