How can a middle eastern girl obtain a qt white bf?

How can a middle eastern girl obtain a qt white bf?

Get plastic surgery to hide your acid burns.

Your father will honour kill you, you know

You dont, you get married off to mohammad.

Take the trash bag off and renounce Islam.

Remove the bedsheet, you might be able to pass as Spanish

We have rules

Stick with mohammed, Aisha

But isn't that haram, sweetheart?

>your father will honour rape me like this dane boi
Fixed it for you senpai.

Sorry, no one wants a 10 year old single mother.

assimilate to a culture that doesnt suck, preferably one acceptable where ever you choose to relocate to that would have qt white bfs

Just migrate to Europe and pretend to be from a war-zone like all the other Middle Eastern and African refugees. You won't even need papers.

Europoors have given you so much incentive to invade them that it's beyond crazy.

Stop LARPING

Post a pic, I have money, if I like what I see I'll fly you over

Hey babe, what's your email?

>>eastern european
>>has money

pick one

qt white guy here!

I love arab girls. Date me

>Pajeet

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you can't

sage goes in the options field

Being Mexican isn't white.

Yall are just upset because I'm more forward than you virgin autists. You want a "white" wife? That's fine, go fuck yourself. Me? I will have a hot arab babe

my spic savior

It's good to be race mixed and race mix further. Dilute the non-white genes.

Start with trimming your nose.

First, post tits. We have to evaluate you. Leave your head sheet on and show us those tits.

suicide bomb mecca and all white men will want you forever

Asalaamu alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh.

I am willing to pay your dowry, contact your parents and we will arrange a meeting.
inshaAllāh they will accept it and you will become my wife.
I am a Muslim white man with a successful business.
Jazak Allāhu khair for your interest.

>find light-skinned Arab/Turk
>offer to be in his harem
>if you are lucky he will let you stay with him after he rapes you

Lmao, enjoy your Mahommadess hairy wife. Truly no skin off my back brown boy.

>Not be muslim

> tips fedora

hhahahaha

BTFO, SPIC!

>be attractive

>How can a middle eastern girl obtain a qt white bf?
be thiccccccccc.
Go to college and make friends, or just ask random people you like out on the street.

STOP FUCKING REPLYING TO THIS BAIT THREAD YOU FUCKING SUMMER FAGS GOD FUCKING DAMM. OP ISNT A GIRL!!!!!!!

but but but.... what if? lol

You're gonna miss out on the prime habibi pussy

>shitskin girl
Eww

be attractive and nice, dont be isis

Don't be a Muslim
t. Married to an apostate

...

By posting tits.

Denouce Islam and show me your tits.

Just be honest (and apostate) and I'll love you. Only catch is, I wanna lick your feet.

Do you date NEETs?

1. Take lots of photos of yourself jumping by international landmarks

2. Skydive and post the selfie on Facebook

3. 90s era jeans and blue jean jacket

Tits or 50 shahadas

Seriously, just put out but don't be a whore. Just be your boy friends slut puppet.

There is literally nothing worse than a beta trying to look alpha, it's the cringiest shit there is

I think the first step is to have any and all hairy warts and growths removed from self. Second, shave your eyebrows and the handlebar mustache you curl between your fingers when plotting your next stabbing/bombings. Third, make sure you at least shower that pudgy gross body that has literally never seen the sun. Finally, this is the most important, most white guys are metro-super-pussies that need to be kept safe from the mean oil' world, so you should allow them to hide under your black body-sack thing when you leave the house. Also, mom's slot is gross.

first you gotta be a qt syrian girl

Pics of hand with timestamp, please.

post feet

then i will consider

hopefully not at all, stay where you are and marry your uncle Abdullah.

>denounce your faith
>give me 5 children
>help me on my ranch

I'd need to see some verification of what you look like before I make any promises, but if you are in fact a qt3.14 I can offer you security (physical and economic, not psychological though, weird shit happens around me) and a life of plenty.

I'll be your bf if you're a Christian!

Do you wanna be my gf ? :3

taking off the hijab will be a start
i see arab girls with cute faces, but the hijab is pretty intimidating. like they're already married or something

>implying razors and waing don't exist
>implying many arab girls aren't thiqq as fuck
>implying maronite and greek orthodox light skins don't exist

enjoy your no ass beer belly gf

Ditch the hijab and go for jeans and a tank top. Also don't get fat. Idk if people brush their teeth over there but do that too.

That's basically it.

Why would a girl come look for a boyfriend on a gay board?

well, girls often behave and dress like gay men, but their skin is softer and they look better, so maybe someone wants her...

Not fooling me, Ahmed. Tired of little boys and goats?

>tfw this is the competition

Eh, she'll be back