Brit/pol/ - Karen Kujo edition

>Current seat predictions:: CON 362 (+32) LAB 206 (-26)
britainelects.com/nowcast/

>Mass brawl in KFC sets off edgy police
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/619192/Chelmsley-Wood-Shopping-Centre-Birmingham-terror-police-incident
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>Thousands make fake claims they were at Manchester bomb concert to scrounge free tickets
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40118865
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>Corbyn: 'No deal' in hung parliament
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/general-election-2017-live-updates-10538804
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>Farage accused of being pivot of global revolution
thenational.scot/news/15323507.Farage____person_of_interest____in_FBI_probe_between_Donald_Trump_and_Russia/
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>Sturgeon "in denial" that indyref2 caused poll drop
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/01/nicola-sturgeon-denial-sharp-fall-popularity-caused-second-independence/
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>Wikileaks: Corbyn surge like that of Trump / Sanders
twitter.com/wikileaks/status/870372661154779137 (embed)
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>Election Leaders debate 2017
[YouTube] BBC Election Debate GE2017: Corbyn, Rudd, Farron, Nuttall, Robertson, Lucas, Wood (31May17) (embed)

>BBC Question Time 01/06/17
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08sh4g1/question-time-01062017

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>Thu 18 May: Seven-way ITV leaders' debate in Salford without Theresa May or Jeremy Corbyn
youtube.com/watch?v=wEgi50lP8co
>Sun 21 May: Scottish leaders debate
youtube.com/watch?v=6lFJh-jTVbk
>Mon 22 May: Theresa May interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
youtube.com/watch?v=QPzlFxYhR28
>Fri 26 May: Jeremy Corbyn interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
youtube.com/watch?v=KkbmKUiCP2k
>Fri 26 May: Nicola Sturgeon interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
youtube.com/watch?v=Scstc4QmJTg
>Mon 29 May: Victria Derbyshire - The Big Debate
youtube.com/watch?v=JoI9fOGmw1g
>Mon 29 May: Paul Nuttall interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
youtube.com/watch?v=Vzs0GwnTMl8
>Mon 29 May: Jeremy Corbyn and Theresa May interviewed by Channel 4's Jeremy Paxman in front of live studio audience
youtube.com/watch?v=LiDvn3ZWgN4
>Wed 31 May: Seven-way BBC debate between key figures from each party, without May
youtube.com/watch?v=YnAeSqjSnio
>Thu 1 June: Tim Farron interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
youtube.com/watch?v=FDnebtweXzY
>Fri 2 June: Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn BBC Question Time special
>Sun 4 June: Question Time with Nicola Sturgeon and Tim Farron
>Sun 4 June: Election Questions to Plaid Cymru leader Leanne Wood and UKIP leader Paul Nuttall on BBC
>Tue 6 June: BBC Newsbeat youth debate
>Fri 9 June: Additional Question Time

c-can i join? im not a mutt i swear

Fell asleep at 8 last night... how was BBC Question time?

post ancestry

Only if you hold the hysterical (but justified) pessimism of this general, as opposed to the naive optimism of trump general and the rest of Sup Forums

Only if you are pure anglo/celt and don't believe in the principles of America

What do you mean? The Constitution was basically a copy paste of our 1688 Bill of Rights

Do you think Karen would vote Brexit?

tfw southern.

i'm not interested in what your autistic arse thinks is real or not.
you chase bits of paper with the queens face on and nothing to back it up besides promises
and guess what?
as long as everyone goes along with the fiction it all works fine.
and to me that's all that matters.
so just because the money only exists as digits on a screen doesn't make it any less real.
now i've gotta work.

>It's a politician uses the one example of Jo Cox to dismiss any discussion of jihadist terrorism episode

Have a Common Law frog maymay

What are you watching?

Inb4 economically illiterate Labour shills

Referencing some of the quotes from the recent leader's debate, which I did not watch

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davey davis and suzanne evans were pretty based. clegg and that scottish twat were dreadful, as was some gay looking and sounding labour politican

youtube.com/watch?v=DJztXj2GPfk

sounds so comfy.

stop posting non-British music

Nothing of note then?

w-why's that??

Basing the economy on numbers with no real value is only going to end in tears. Our entire society is built on having no value in anything, and look how that has turned out for us. Don't make the same mistake with the economy too.

love this picture. can someone make it into a gif with a pepe riding a bmx down the street wearing a MAGA cap?

this guy was noteworthy actually

>punjab mc is non-british
Not very progressive of you user.

>6% irish
it's a grey area, lads

The banks are lending money they don't have! Our economic recovery is built on a housing bubble caused by low interest rates. This whole thing could collapse given a few shitty trading days. Fuck whenever i read up on this shit i just think FUCK! Like wtf can be done, wtf can we do?

Cool the housing market and raise productivity

Forced positively is common here and the trump generals reflect that. I suppose its always bothered me so knowing brits don't do it is reassuring. That picture sums up my feels.

What did he say?

britain is no longer british because of immigration under labour. migrants should learn english.

I think its welsh. The test says it may be and i don't recall any potatoes in my family line.

Your idiotic thinking will be the end of our global economy. We need to base this shit on real things. You don't get how badly this could go, simply because people like you ignorant. Watch max Keiser for fucks sake.

You might like this video:

youtube.com/watch?v=n7ZmmIetI5o

Indians are always more openly patriotic of this country than the actual natives.
Their education system and culture is still very much styled upon the colonial vision of Britain. Lucky them.

That's a good start, but what about interest rates?

I support Labour because they are for labourers

I know, it's terrifying. Spending more money and increasing the nations indebtedness isn't going to help, the only solution is to Blitz Spirit things for a while and reduce that debt, but most people nowadays would never allow a democratic party to do that because it might affect their holiday plans or some shit, so they'll keep voting for the parties that keep increasing debt because it all looks good in the short term and they can live their materially abundant lives without having to think about the impending doom of a world economic system that is built on fake money and could collapse at any time. It's fucked, mates.

I'm not too sure senpai, I only have a fading A-level knowledge of econ.

youtube.com/watch?v=zGs9rZqnbBc
Tears in eyes.

It's a party for the wealthy middle-class with a guilty racial and social conscience, not labourers.

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Jesus i really wish i didn't drop out of society to do drugs for a few years. I should have been saving and got some gold or someshit. I even had savings, now I'm broke.

Dan Savage is a parasite. REEE why did I have to be gay.

The Conservatives are for the rich, correct?

You do realise that your kind are not welcome in these parts?

national borrowing is fine within reason. its built on the confidence that a country will continue to create more value in the future thus being able to pay back a certain amount of the debt and continue to borrow more. a nations debt is representative of its value over a few years or even decades, based on the confidence that that value will be produced in that time period. this is why americas debt is so high, there is huge confidence the country will continue to produce value for decades into the future. poor countries find it hard to actually get into trillions of $ in debt because there is no confidence that they can pay it back in value. they can only get into so much debt based on their GDP (value) usally not more than 100% of GDP.

Just enjoy the ride lad, we're witnessing history everyday. I always wondered when I was younger just how the people of Rome could have let their society fall, what could have caused such a catastrophe? Well, we're finding that out ourselves, aren't we? The fall of Rome seems decidedly peaceful compared to what could happen in our time.

Don't even try to pretend that the majority of this board are not massive faggots.

The Jews outlasted both

Indian media says Theresa May is a massive egomaniac who wants to ban blue films and is very Victorian.

But when does it end. Through fractional reserve banking the banksnaee leading money they don't even have. This can't end well. This is a crazy experiment and we have no idea how it will turn out but it can't be good.

Hate to break it to you but you need a lot of money to become an MP and funnily enough them as can afford it don't give a single solitary fuck about labourers.

>they're all for the rich

Been away from British politics for a while.

I thought Labor was making big leads? But the forecast says they're losing like 25 seats? And the Tories were already majority?

A quick rundown, if one of you friends could.

Yes, although this was not always so. In Disraeli's day, the Conservatives were in an alliance between the working-classes and the aristocracy against the rich of their day.

LIKING FUTA AND TRAPS DOESNT MAKE YOU GAY

Yes he's a bit of an autistic mental. Without porn all your lot will go crazy and start the rape train, just like you do back home.

>she's

The USA has been in debt pretty much every single year it's existed, the debt gets bigger and the US gets stronger.
You have no idea what you are on about you just have vague ideas about what you think is right and proper and no idea about how the world actually works.

the UK gov is basically lending itself money based on the confidence of continued yearly GDP.

>very Victorian
Would we be so lucky

I don't even know what futa is

It's naive to build an economy on blind trust instead of carefulness and conservation of ones own resources.

it's totally faggot behavior desu

But where is diversity on that chart? I was told diversity was important to the economy?

There is nothing wrong with being Victorian.

Then you haven't lived my boy!
Who knows, maybe it'll turn you bi?

Fat and German, you dirty spunker.

Someone should draw a series of Karen getting gangbanged by pakis in a kebab shop.

welsh are bro-tier

You fap to futa to prove you're not gay by focusing on the woman and not the dick.
It's all about self-discipline.

KAREN IS PURE

Not sure we know right know, it depends on turnout, some people (survation/yougov) are predicting youth turnout as high as 80%, which could push labour into being the biggest party.

national debt is usually somewhere aorund a country GDP. thus the national debt doesn't matter, its just a time factor and buys a bit of cashflow for investment/spending.

say you make £50k a year and need some instant cashflow for a new car. a bank will lend you £50k because it knows you make that much in a year and can easily pay it off including interest payments.

Oh, but you do, I assume? Which head of state are you? You must be a very important person if you know better than most people that spiralling debt is a good thing. Do you think America would remain such a strong player in the world if China and the banks asked for its money back or else? Indebtedness is national weakness. If you're a nationalist you should know this. If you aren't, then I advise you to return to Reddit where you'll get upvotes and even pretty gold passes for advocating more and more governent spending where it's not needed.

How likely are the 2018 boundary changes to go through? Looks like they fuck Labour and SNP hard.

You may talk about your Guards boys
Your Lancers and Hussars boys
Your Fusiliers and Royal Artillery -without the guns!
The girls we drive them crazy, the foe we beat them easy
The Rangers from old Connaught- yaarrrgh- the land across the sea!

Only if the Tories win a majority.

Please convince me it'll happen lads.

Morning!

>British females with the exception of mummy
>pure

Looks likely, I'd put money on ~365 seats +-10

t. called Brexit and 2015 almost perfectly

Morning

night

Morning, user. Would you care for a hot mug of Pak juice to ease you into the day?

Huffington Post leans slightly Labour

Lads, work hired a muzzie this week. He sits opposite me and has already had a conversation with a colleague about how his is the religion of peace. He also has time off today to go to prayer.

WTF do I do? He's been here since Tuesday and I've barely spoken to him. How do I avoid getting sacked?

asking the relevant questions.
I doubt Karen would be allowed to vote though.

Just had some blueberries and milk

Funny, isn't it?

Imagine Karen being DP'd by a couple of fat, bearded pakis, with bits of doner meat and chilli sauce in her hair, whilst every now and then having a quick swig on a bottle of Smirnoff Ice.

honour rape him, obviously

93rd for Comrade Corbyn.

Get him sacked, or even better don't have a shitty job that holds you accountable for innocuous things.

Wear a cross to work

kek are you trying to be american? we've got a monopoly on cuck porn sorry. Karen is off limits

Morning lads.
Voting is pointless.
Britain is dead.

I am ready to be a mercenary if you pay me 2 lakhs rupees

Boss is okay I guess, HR is all about muh diversity.