/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD : RED SUBARU BANDITS EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>the march toward the inevitable backlog

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/
Crime in Wrigleyville and Boystown:
cwbchicago.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky


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>female took a whole bottle of sleeping pills

Right in the nick of time Robert

>MALE BLACK tries to snatch purse
>Woman doesn't want to submit a report?
Why would you not submit a report unless he dindu nuffin?

>coming out of her clothes acting weird

Guessing she has something in her purse she doesn't want the cops to find.

Maybe they are neighbours, and she can always set things straight later.

makes sense, especially considering MALE BLACK can sniff out illegal matter from miles away
if they're neighbors it's more likely a snitches get stitches situation

>400/500 people
holy hell that's a huge nigger gathering

>500 people in the street

i lol'd at that pic

>intoxicated son needing to be removed
Guess some NEETfag is getting the boot

Just imagine.

>fled east at a high rate of speed

>4 cars ain't going to cut it

>loud music in the rear

DV with unknown weapon request Robert

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>Deshanna
>Needs body removed

Is Deshanna the corpse or the caller?

Caller

AYY, KIN U COME GET DIS BODY OUT MUH HOUSE? IT BE STANK.

>DOA in the ER

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Good news everyone! youtu.be/d6feYRH4CbI
Good ol' Gary always gives it to us straight, is Gary /ourguy/?

>shell casings
>vehicles shot up
>blood

These are some of my favorite things.

>arrestee complaining of pain all over

>Andy!

>window wasn't broken
>now it's shattered
niggers

Why Chicago's a shithole:
youtube.com/watch?v=eGkb8Kuy9SI

>broke the window
>took the garden hose
>is now spraying water into the house through the broken window

>no weapon
>she has a knife

>I'd like to order a body removal

Mrs. Love

And how it's a battery call.

It's an assault with water, Black people seem to be weak swimmers. I thought it was bullshit for the longest time, but it seems true.