Brit/pol/ - Corbynistas ejaculating edition

>Current seat predictions:: CON 362 (+32) LAB 206 (-26)
britainelects.com/nowcast/

>Mass brawl in KFC sets off edgy police
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/619192/Chelmsley-Wood-Shopping-Centre-Birmingham-terror-police-incident
archive.is/rSFtJ

>Thousands make fake claims they were at Manchester bomb concert to scrounge free tickets
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40118865
archive.is/S1DeR

>Corbyn: 'No deal' in hung parliament
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/general-election-2017-live-updates-10538804
archive.is/JSuY6

>Farage accused of being pivot of global revolution
thenational.scot/news/15323507.Farage____person_of_interest____in_FBI_probe_between_Donald_Trump_and_Russia/
archive.is/MsV6l

>Sturgeon "in denial" that indyref2 caused poll drop
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/01/nicola-sturgeon-denial-sharp-fall-popularity-caused-second-independence/
archive.is/SIUav

>Wikileaks: Corbyn surge like that of Trump / Sanders
twitter.com/wikileaks/status/870372661154779137
archive.is/bxgVN

>BBC Question Time 01/06/17
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08sh4g1/question-time-01062017

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>WE ARE NOW PROJECTING A MAJORITY FOR LABOUR IN A STUNNING YOUTH TURNOUT

>Money is abolished
>Everyone is forced to go on welfare
>Every year there is a forceful culling of white people under chancellor abbott.
>If you have land you will be killed and your organs redistributed™ to keep the NHS alive
>Men are forced to work in Labour camps to pay for Diane Abotts weekly portraits.

It's just not gonna happen lads this is typical Tory tactics, I said and many said weeks ago, the polls far apart no one bothers to vote for the Tories as foregone conclusion, close together they will have to vote.

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>i-it's all ok, m-mummy will win...

HAPPENING

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Stop wanting to kill foxes.

you lot ready to quit your jobs and work in one of Jeremy's Northern sweatshops for £10 an hour (before taxes)?

If May's majority is not significantly increased then this election would have been a total waste of time.

>>WE ARE NOW PROJECTING A MAJORITY FOR LABOUR IN A STUNNING YOUTH TURNOUT
You do realise that even if every YOOF in the country voted it wouldn't make the blindest bit of difference because they all live in constituencies that are already Labour dominated right

Reminder that universal suffrage was a mistake.
>‘Bread and Circuses’ is the cancer of democracy, the fatal disease for which there is no cure. Democracy often works beautifully at first. But once a state extends the franchise to every warm body, be he producer or parasite, that day marks the beginning of the end of the state. For when the plebs discover that they can vote themselves bread and circuses without limit and that the productive members of the body politic cannot stop them, they will do so, until the state bleeds to death, or in its weakened condition the state succumbs to an invader—the barbarians enter Rome.

Good thing I already voted Tory.

Also remember that we have FPTP. Labour's voters are all in concentrated areas. High % does not equate to seats.

Seriously though, it's coming down to the wire, and I'm getting pretty scared of Corbyn and co being anywhere near in charge.

BOGUS SCHOOLS! SEND THEM BACK!

If May were to fall because of losing the election or achieving a disappointingly small seat gain, would she be replaced by the left or right of the Tory party?

Laugh all you want, Tories are going to win by 10-15% and you'll be the one with egg on your face, it's happened before it'll happen again.

It's just impossible for Labour to be anywhere near 35% +

Where can you go to..

Wanting to bring back fox hunting won't get you laid.

Do we trust the polls?
Are the pollsters accurately reflecting turnout intention?
Will the YOOFS actually bother to vote this time around?
Will the Labour vote be sufficiently distributed to win them enough seats to win or hung parliament?
Will Labour votes be too concentrated in safe seats to affect marginal?

t fascist

THE PEOPLE'S FLAG

I unironically am coming around to a property-based franchise

QUEENS CORONATION ANNIVERSARY TODAY

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

Fox hunting shills are losing the culture war.

Left

The last right-wing Tory leader was IDS, and he was thrown out by the party establishment

If she increases the majority she stays, simple as that.

>I didn't watch Question Time last night, was it any goo-

youtube.com/watch?v=e0q6MJDVtQw

Friendly reminder that Corbychev isn't winning no matter how hard Momentum millennials shill the prick.

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DAILY POLITICS ABOUT TO START LADS

Why are foxes good exactly?

This is like the weirdos in Australia who advocate against shark culling; fuck sharks

/ourguy/:

Hmmmm. This election was seen as a historic opportunity to destroy Labour - a small increase will be an embarrassment for May's premiership

lewd

Orcs are pretty based engineers tbqh, they practically started the middle earth industrial revolution, too bad faggy gay shit like magic means hippy cunts didn't get BTFO

I like it when the kikes identify themselves.

It's still a mandate to carry out her manifesto for the next 5 years.

Lads, just graduated with a meme-tier degree, what should I do with my life? (except end it)

Will Commissar Corbyn legalise it, Sup Forums?

Pretty sure losing to a left-wing party would make them move to the left to try and win voters back

It makes no sense though, Britain has been acting fairly right wing recently

Must be the polls getting it wrong

>Makes a reasonable suggestion
>Gets booed

Classic QT, surprised Russel Howard wasn't on the panel.

What's the degree, lad?

Fuck foxes, but a free vote in parliament was a really silly thing to put in the manifesto. Just do it, it's not like you need a democratic mandidate to go "vote with you conscience on this issue" in the commons, and with how much opposition there is to ''''''blood sports'''''' all it did was lose votes.

ABANDON THE POLITICS OF FEAR

JOIN THE POLITICS OF HOPE

get acquainted with using a label maker

>Do we trust the polls?
No
>Are the pollsters accurately reflecting turnout intention?
No
>Will the YOOFS actually bother to vote this time around?
In greater numbers than in 2015 but they won't hit 60%
>Will the Labour vote be sufficiently distributed to win them enough seats to win or hung parliament?
No
>Will Labour votes be too concentrated in safe seats to affect marginal?
Yes

Remember guys, poll herding doesn't real
-t. (((respected polling experts)))

Polls are improving and they don't even take into account the 'shy-corbynista' effect

Get an internship as a toilet cleaner

Anons and Anonettes: The Queen.

>tfw you realize LoTR was a warning against post-modernism and industrialization

What's the degree?

>Found the paki

Sociology, it was a long painful ride.

I got NEETbux for the first time today, lads. Jobseeker's Allowance. I felt ashamed going into the Post Office, but I have no choice right now.

No, Saruman (a white man) taught them how to make the furnaces and giant cogs and shit.

>girl on the left

LoL

Go on bennies because are jezz will win.

He's said before that he thinks it should be made available for medical use. Not sure what he thinks about legalising it for recreational use

ASDA for you, lad.

They're not
Most people probably advocate some sort of control on fox populations because they are cunts
Making a sport out of it and using packs of dogs (which has traditionally been dominated by the upper classes) is what most people don't want

>tfw the girl you had a crush on as a teenager puts some Corbyn pro-Paris Agreement shite on your Cuckbook feed

i don't like it lads

Yes, then tax it. Enjoy paying £50 a gram for government-issue bud.

No, because if he does win the tories are going to spend the next four years fucking up any and all progress he tries to make.

Tories about to get BTFO because of the South Thanet cheating.

>Shy Corbinista

No such thing

Andrew doesn't do Daily Politics on Fridays any more, hasn't done since the show returned from winter recess. They used to be the most comfy editions.

Ouch. That's not the most salvageable. Your best bet is to take up a trade or get a certification in some engineering or medical field.

you literally just posted all these in the exact same order in the very last thread, must you do it all again?

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Leftists are vocal, there is no shyness.

Correct. Quite funny how her and the conservatives bought into their non existent hype. All that they had going for them is that they're not quite as terrible as Labour.

>trusting (((women)))

>video doesn't show the panel's response
suspicious, i bet they expose him as a retard but that didn't fit the editor's narrative

Even a 20 seat increase is a good mandate for her and means she will never lose a major vote.

Why hell is voteing labour.

I know no one who is voteing labour

Even the labour supporters I know are voteing conservative

>shy-corbynista
people actually believe this is a thing. when you can get socially ostracized, or have a brick through your window for being openly conservative.. mental gymnastics

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Angus Robertson in particular had a go at him.

RIP, sure you could get a job as a councilor for the yooth or something, or get a salable Masters Degree.

>Government weed
God, that reminds me of last year when our radical Left parry said they wanted legal weed but only if government had a monopoly on it to prevent private companies profiting off the sale of it

I hear sales is a decent option, not too sure i could put my heart into selling people shit they dont need all day though

fuck off abo you shouldn't even be in here

Jezza is /areguy/

Good advice if you want to help the export industry tbqh. We are crushing the SEK and thus UK exports is getting POUNDED.

No, they just went off on one about how immigrants are great and lovely, completely ignoring the paki's point.

Legalizing marijuana at first raises the price and then lowers I below the original street price as supply increases
T. Americlap from a legal weed state

They all will vote Tory once they are in the quiet of the voting booth, now there is a real risk of the cunt winning.

Anyone got a YouTube link of the Paki from QT last night

Theresa May is safety. Theresa May is security. Theresa May is Britain.

Fuck Corbyn the Commie Cuck and his party of weaklings. The Tories are the only party that can Make Britain Strong Again!

Gondor had massive engineering projects in all of its cities, and everyone had enough furnaces to equip vast armies in plate mail and swords. Orcs didn't do anything anyone else wasn't doing, there were just doing it uglier.

What made you decide to major in Marxism?

Lib-Dems dropping shocking redpills on the water supply

>shy corbynista effect
kek
The shy tory effect is strongest in years when the left is most vocal and aggressive
The left is currently the most vocal and aggressive it's been in decades

If its legalised then I imagine people will also grow their own too, for a lot cheaper than whatever it sells for in the shops

YEAAH BLUD U GET MEE TING INNIT DAT BOSSMAN CORBYN GON WIN DA LECTION ND SHIT BRUV HE IZ GUN GIVE US EXTRA BENEFITS BLUDTING AND FREE CHIKINZ AT ALL DA BEST CHIKIN SHOP IN DA HOL OF LANDAAN BRUVVVVV

IS DAT SUM WEED TING LEGALISE? DA PENG A LENG? DA LESSSHHHHHHH BRUVVVVVVVVVVVVV CORBYN GOT MAH VOTE HE CARES ABOUT DA BRUVA ON DA STREET NOT DA TORY IN HIS SEAAT BRUVV

BUT SERIOUSLY CORBYN IS GONNA MAKE DIS CHIKIN A FIVE OUT OF FIVE BLUDFAMTING. HE GON PUT A CHIKIN SHOP ON EVERY STREET AND A BARGAIN BUCKET IN EVERY HOMMEEE BRUVVVVVVVVVVVV

If Labour win, can't wait to see the £.

People crying about the Paris agreement need to fuck off, it isn't proof Trump is a climate change denying faggot (which he is mind you) it's just proof that he is actually keeping campaign promises, if his voters didn't realise this then they can only blame themselves.

This, it happened it 2015
>Now do I reeeeeaaallly want Ed Miliband as our Prime Minister?
>nah

Odd zoom.

Been reading up all parties manifestos lads only one that makes complete sense is the UKIP one but obviously they won't win so it's down to the tories or labour. Don't know what though the only thing the tories have to offer is less immigration and better brexit whereas labour wants to increase wages, recruit more border guards and improve the NHS. What one out of the two is the better really struggling to decide.

Look up about 30 posts