>No nukes
>Still worships a Queen 15,000km away
>Most of the "country" is desert
>Lives off of a shitton of iron, coal etc. - all sold to the Chinese and other Asians
>Speak a completely made up accent
>Surrounded by water that is salty and cannot be drunk
Australia should not exist.
Fuck off back to Israel you fucking dumb kike
It only exists to the outside world like a fairy tale or like the Easter bunny exists to children.
The reality on the ground is much different, pic related bro
>territory with no borders saying other countries are not countries.
> germany
> a meme country barely 150 years old
> makes up its own history and thus cannot into nationalism
> looses every war it starts
> full of socialist cucks
Why is this allowed again?
but we do unlike the islamic republic of dustchland
Youve probably never been there.
Australia is amazing, the people are extremly nice and funny and everyone hammers down beers for lunch. bbq culture, nice weather, fucked up fauna tho.
>Speak a completely made up accent
aren't all accents made up ?
You're just mad they came all that way just to kick your ass some more
Germany isn't even a country
>Never won a war
>Worships a female leader who is also shit at leading
>Most of the "population" is desert people
>Lives off of a shitton of cash by being a parasite that steals other EU nations' money
that's right, we pretty much don't exist
brown people go to germoney instead, thanks!
we dont need nukes, even though i suspect we do have them. we have all the uranium in the world and we have pine gap. let the americucks spend millions building and maintaining a nuclear arsenal, we will do nothing and just use americas nukes if we have to
Don't make me put down my beer and beat you in another war hans
Fuck off Davutoglu, we're full.
>Australia should not exist.
Yep that is right - we shouldn't. It is crap down here, horrible, spiders everywhere. You, Hans would get sun burnt in 5 mins. Hell on earth, far away from everything. It is really bad here.
#fuckoffwearefull
What borders does Australia have?
The ocean? Touching other countries is fag-tier.
>brown people go to germoney instead, thanks!
Last I checked you only get Asians. A shitton of them. Millions of them. All of them loud, small, fat and obnoxious.
you know this already:
>>Surrounded by water that is salty and cannot be drunk
>The ocean? Touching other countries is fag-tier.
The ocean isn't really a border. Wales, sharks, dolphins... they can all come to your shores illegally and there is nothing you can do about it.
Yeah we're the worst, that's why you can't come here if things get crazy in Europe. The gubberment pretends otherwise, but trust us.. we're full, and fuck off.
>Last I checked you only get Asians.
Better Asians than Turks, Goymany.
Lol, checked
>Goymany
they can and do, at the price of their lives
> gooks
> turks
Still better than getting germans by the million desu
incorrect, we shark net the shit out of our wildlife
obvious bait is obvious .
the Russians are coming again Kraut
accents are a social construct
These type of borders Hans:
youtube.com
That is why you will not come here. And besides - it is horrible here don't come.
#fuckoffwearefull
krauts are just russian rape babies desu senpai
they stopped the boats, but they didn't stop the planes
Hey! ya bloody fucken cunt!
>krautkike doesn't have border patrol officers that will kill unwanted refugees
kek, good luck getting demographically replaced by a bunch of sand niggers
>implying that mudslides haven't already overtaken Germanics in terms of demographics
Nice digits
I'd much rather Australia exist than you fucking spergs.
I cannot fucking wait for you lot to spaz out once more and try to take over everything like you always do, then , once again, for a final time, get your arses handed to you, only this last time your mega autist of a country is split into lots of smaller pieces and divided amongst your neighbours. No more Spergmany ever again.
>mudslimes
>not fucking mudslides
Although when you really think about it, the demographic shift can be called a mudslide
Yeah I know - I'm just trying to discourage as many fuckers as possible from coming here. We really do have to push back on migration. You know how many fucking poos and chinks turned up the past 5 years? 1 Fucking million and no end in sight. Fucken hell m8 - I am pissed.
The world is going to shit, the white race dying, Krauts deserve whats coming and I don't want them bringing their cuck shit here.
We don't worship that old cunt, check urself mate
kek
rip krauts
first the get fucked by WWI
then they get slaughtered in WWII
then they get raped to shit by soviets
now they are being demographically replaced by muds thanks to mutti merkel
There are no actual germans left, just cryptoslavs and literal niggers
Ken M, is that you?
They have to go back.
They all have to go back.
Fucking non-whites, why can't they just us have our own damn country?
Australia does not exist.
Do not come.
Fuck me, I want that so bad.
Why would we need nukes? No enemy state could even invade us without losing 90% of their shit just trying to get here.
The last time you whites had your own country, you fucked it all up.
See: swedistan, Germany, France-I mean eurabia
>We don't worship that old cunt, check urself mate
Look at them. Look at your countrymen. Look at how they worship a ginger royal. Fucked up.
Japs fish the surrounding waters, No whales sharks or dolphins make it to our shores.
Australia is a meme that needs to die, the country does not exist. Even if it did it would be full.
Filled to the brim, Not a single space available for anyone, be it refugees or child engineers/doctors from "syria".
Things were pretty solid for hundreds of years, it only went downhill when the non-whites started pouring in.
You mean we make our homelands into paradise so amazing that people will literally die or sell everything they have to get a chance to live in our lands?
Chinese from malaysia will do literally anything, and I mean anything, to get into Australia a 85% white nation (that was once 98%).
i want to come to australia
advise me of what i should watch out for apart from abbos
how long will people fall for the australia meme
Engineers and doctors of death. I'll take wogs that actually work any day.
don't be a fuckwit with the wildlife and you should be fine.
If you're going in summer, wear lots of sunscreen and try not to expose your skin too much (skin cancer is no joke here).
Also, watch out, everything costs an arm and a leg here so be ready to fork over more than you would in europistan.
You can blame that on the mudslimes and their affirmative action program over in Malaysia
language is a social construct designed by white men to limit the more powerful black brain
couldn't agree more
Apologies I meant to write:
Chinese from Hong Kong, Macau, Mainland China, Taiwan, Indonesia, Malaysia, Philippines, etc etc, etc, etc will do literally anything, and I mean ANYTHING, to get into Australia, a 85% white nation (that was once 98%).
Blacks wuz inventorz and sheeeeiiittt, da witey stoleded it from uz
Based German is right
>invented the Tank
>defeated German hoards twice
its true hans.
>Switzerland calling someone a made up country
If you are not white and right wing we don't want you. Serious m8. Only non cuck whites allowed. Everyone else are here on borrowed time.
It shouldn't exist, but it does exist. Magic.
Bullshit. It's the best kind of border you can have. Ever wonder why the English were able to stave off an invasion by you Germans so well? All you have to do is fortify the land you do possess and keep your navy alive and functioning.
Consider all the 'refugees' drowning in the Mediterranean: If the Italian navy didn't feel some obligation to rescue them, or better yet, felt an obligation to keep them out of Europe, the refugee crises would be manageable.
>Friday
>Germany drunk and self loathing
>Decides to try and shitpost the kings of shitposting
>This response out of Australia
This is why I want Australia to pangea itself over California and become our new west coast.
You might be newfag, but Australia's navy is respected for turning refugees away (by us, anyway).
Witnessed. HONORABEL MEMBAHS
>theguardian com/law/2016/feb/24/australia-among-30-countries-illegally-forcing-return-of-refugees-amnesty-says
archive.is
wtf don't help him
see
we also ban them for life which is against international law, some overseas fag wont cuck us