I work for ASIS (Australian secret intelligence service)

I work for ASIS (Australian secret intelligence service).

Ive worked closely with many foreign intelligence agencies. Id be happy to answer any questions you have.

Does Australia really have Sasquatches and why aren't you tracking them?

how do you stop the emu's I know they won the war but I think you can win this time

Whats your solution for the yellow menace m8

Proof or fuck off.
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Why do you even need a Secret Intelligence Service?
Nobody even cares about you.

We're dealing with the emus the way Germany dealt with ((them))

Tell us some top secret shit you fag.

yea your one to talk

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Samefagging on phone so he can post cleverly titled pic

Kys autistralia larper

We work closely with the international intelligence community. We are responsible for a lot of intelligence operations in Oceania, though we operate elsewhere as well. I just got back from deployment in China.

#NOTALLEMUS

You know the rules faggot timestamps with proof or gtfo.

Intelligence in Australia? Don't make me laugh!

Yea I am the one if you have a problem you can fuckin leave.
Having a nigger IQ doesn't qualify to post her Literal nigger.

>Australian intelligence

Yea you obviously do cool stuff.
But why?
I don't see any threat to Ausssies other then the Abos.
Why waste taxpayers money?

Was Australia involved in the 9/11 attacks? What info do you have on it in general?

China is about to go under. We've been getting a lot of high level Chinese government and intelligence officials leaking information to us and working with ASIS to get into Australia and out of that shit hole. Executives from sinosteel who work closely with the government have been sharing insider information about Chinese government projects with us for a while now as sinosteel is going under, I've just got back from deployment in Manchuria.

How do I put in a resume with you guys?

Mechanical Engineer
Years of stealing information from various corporations
Understands hacking
Can sell just about anything
good at marketing/can make your propaganda posters

How do I defect to the kiwi side?

How do they undercover as EMU?

>Australian
>Intelligence

Pick one.

How much should we worry about data retention?

Yes, we've been hearing that the Chinese weren't doing so well over here as well. That, and you can see clearly which nations are dumping their currency for BTC, which would lead one to believe that something fishy is going on in China.

POO

RARE and nice digits

Tell me about the fucking Sasquatches in Australia faggot. Show us some video or pictures you fucking nigger.

Is Ronald Bernard's account accurate? Are you all paedos?

You shitpost for a living?
Where and how do I sign up?

China is the biggest threat to Australia right now, mostly because of deals they have been making with Russia, and because of Russias long term geopolitical goals and how that affects Australia.

Russia wants to take Tibet-Xinjiang-Mongolia-Manchuria as a security belt as China represents a regional threat to them. Russia is offering China geopolitical help in a southern direction – Indochina excluding Vietnam, the Philippines, Indonesia, and Australia as geopolitical compensation

How did you get your job? What qualifications were they seeking?

Did you ever have a feeling the ASIS is from high up controlled by either religious denominations, foreign ethnicities, freemasons, or other groups of hidden power ???

>A dickbutt crown.

Will there be a Chinese refugee crisis, or is it a "go under" like the 2008 recession in the USA?

You only need to be an Australian citizen to join ASIS. With those qualifications you could easily become an intelligence officer, you'd probably go through language training for deployment purposes which can take a while, basically just go through the immigration process (difficult) and start applying, however if you get rejected they wont inform you. You'd probably be better off applying to your countries intelligence agencies.

How long until China starts to have serious trouble?

Also are the CIA retarded?

IN LOO?

yes

when will the US troops leave germany?

When does the Russia-China war start?

What kind of political disruption activities are you aware of?

Under a year.

Everyone in the CIA I've worked with has been incredibly intelligent but shady. I wouldnt say they are retarded.

POO POO IN LOO LOO

this is probably a gay larp thread but have yall ever used robotic flies as spies?

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Who is Satoshi Nakomoto really?

A lot, you need to ask more specific questions, geopolitics is complicated.

i work in a secret bunker

Do you guys still monitor the emus

fuck you amerilard

I mean internal affairs, such as far-right/far-left/anti-government movements

Well you see, I was actually asked by the US government to do intel for the Navy but I declined the offer about 2 years ago. Since then, I went on to build business and got hired on with a corporation to do mgmt/engineering up in SD but (due to the fact that I data mined their financial statements on their request) I see they are doomed to bankruptcy if they don't start closing some major sales to keep the doors open. I'm not going down with the ship lol.

Y'all don't have any application process for people who will do mole work for you? Like, I can go to China/South America and send y'all recon paperwork.

Satoshi is a group of people.
Your mums basment?
We're not exactly sure how it will happen, but we dont think it will be a war between Russia and china, more likely a soft exchange.

how do we solve the drop bear menace?

Please answer the first(most important question.
>Are there yowees and bunyips like the abo dreamtime history says?

how real is the muslim threat? thats why i left lived near broady fucken everywhere

Australia has a secret intelligence service?
I thought spiders, snakes and poison birds killed off any invaders or criminals.

Claude Taylor and Louise Mensch and all the left wing loony birds on Twitter say Aus has dirt on trump and will help bring him down bc McCain is there working it out. Is this retarded y/n

Russia and the US fund all sides of all political debates in every country. They fund nazi's, they fund anti-fa, they fund pro-government and anti-government protests, there is a lot of political disruption at the moment, in all countries. You can thank Vladislav Surkov.

> (You)
>Satoshi is a group of people.
No shit, I'm asking who they were and who they were working for.

something about leaf country?

There is dirt on trump out there, but there are no plans to bring trump down from Australia. Democrats are making noise to distract people from DWS is doing. Pic related. Keep an eye out for that shit storm.

From your perspective, what's going on in Australia? How does your agency feel about the current situation in your own country?

What prompted you to make this thread today?

>I work for ASIS...
fuck you, raghead scum!
Your shit terrorist god isnt even real, I hope you get fucking drone striked, abdul!

Do you know what dirt there is on Trump?

As far as we can tell they were working for China, but we're not even certain of that. Cryptocurrency hasnt been one of my intelligence objectives, but it has been something I've had to deal with as Chinese officials and executives are using it to launder money out of the country to save their dollerydoos because chinas economy is so unstable.

Your building reminds me of my old high school

Are you keeping an eye on who war mongering deep state NWO ISIS controller John McCain met with in Australia a few days ago? His visits usually preceded some kind of murderous event or terror attack. he may be targetting Kim DotCom? He is a treasonous traitor who runs his own Satanic human trafficking ring and takes millions from terrorist countries. Rothchilds are on the board of his foundation. research his Sedona Summits. Pure evil.

>Why do you even need a Secret Intelligence Service?
>Nobody even cares about you.
Because we care about YOU. ;^)

You have to be Australian

We here at CSIS are hiring :)

OK. different question maybe? Was Assange MK'd in 'the Family' cult into an asset?

I dont know specifically what dirt there is but I've heard talks about Mossad having some dirt on him. My personal belief is it has something to do with the years after he lost a shit load of money because of a particular Japanese gambler who went on to get killed by the yakuza and the deals he had to make to save his ass because he lost so much money and owed a lot to banks.

You can find dirt on anyone, no one is clean.

Tell us what you know about DNC corruption. Seth rich, Susan Rice, etc

Look my offer stands.

Here is my encrypted email account (dump account so Sup Forums trolls btfo)

[email protected]

prepare for gay porn

>no one is clean
Definitely, especially big league guys like trump or politicians in general

Why did you decide to post this thread? Can you tell us anything about China, threat or paper tiger?

what CSIS even does... it's one of those shady out of Stratford Institute company you don't really know what they do. A Zog creation but which kind of work are you doing ?
Also how much do you cry the death of Zbigniew ?

I'm aware, the question is what skill sets do you need?

How are aussies able to shitpost that much?

John McCain is controlled oppositions. He shares the same long term goals as other deep state NWO individuals.

They want the world to be in a perpetual state of chaos, and keep everyone confused and scared, they want to desensitize everyone so that they cannot come together for cohesive action, so that they are easier to control.

They are a engineering a financial collapse that precipitates a great war to establish a true one world government.

It's always been abt Manchuria, that's why the West is looking for an excuse to attack North Korea.

FUCK
I'm a chink, and I have a pet mutt, but those chink who torture dogs... They really are not human, not even sub human.

There would be no torture concievble that you could come up with that would be too much for the person doing this on this video.

is the dutch intelligence service any good?

will you expose EVERYTHING about the" Pine Gap" facility and the underground facilities and Tesla weapons and plasma weapons that are developed there?

Zbigniew was long before me, but I guess some of his stuff has been helpful

Depends, you know any languages other than French or English? Or any tech skills

>irrelevant country with a larping "intelligence" agency who's employees are sooo busy with gathering intel they have time to post crap on a canton dog eating forum.
Can Australians be anymore pathetic?

>>engineering another financial collapse

What info do you have to prove this isn't just larp nonsense?

A lot. Mass surveillance is being used to train AI that are proficient at social engineering. Australias mass surveillance isnt as bad as the stuff the NSA and CIA are doing which you are still subject to most internet traffic is piped through American infrastructure, if you're anyone of note you're computer is more than likely got spy-ware on it, curtsey of the CIA and plenty of other agencies.

>that image
hot

Is this the reason why so many chinks are fleeing to AUS, NZ, and CAN?

Do you have a rough estimate of when China will go under? Will they try to go WWIII or something of the sort? What will happen when China tanks, will the chinks in AUS, NZ, and CANgo back anytime after that?

Are they all mason ?
What can you tell about secret society in the intelligence community.
Are they following Albert Pike scripture ?
So I should assume you in the data gathering side of the intelligence community. I talk Spanish, French and English. Does it make me a good candidates ? I'm a network admin.

LOL i played this while listening to shadilay in the bg and it looks like the dog is dancing hahahaha

Look fuck-a-roo, just because you cleaned the toilets and emptied the trash cans there doesn't mean you know anything.

What is DWS doing exactly?

fucking subhumans

Something about ISIS future plans?

Did my neighbour really steal my bike when I was living in Perth or was it just some bogans?

>was it my neighbor, or was it some meth headed Bogan?
We both know the answer to that friendo

1- tell us the most compromised US politicians, and what dirt you have on them

2- tell us where to find the best evidence to unearth the Seth Rich killing

I'd be more concerned about black rock.
Financial AI companies like black rock are using Alladin to control the financial system and are working with deep state to achieve geopolitical goals.

Its too complex to explain every move it makes because it moves hundreds of billions of assets around every day.

You can tell they are gearing up for collapse through yellens actions in raising interest rates despite real GDP growth being negative in America, and you can gauge the health of the economy by the 4 week bond yield. I used to work as an investment banker as well, my old contacts are pulling out left right and center, because a global stock bubble has been engineered to bring the petrodollar to a crash.

I can go into this more if you want.

what up Mitch.