Why

Why

America should own the rest of your fake country.

Why the hell is Toronto in Lake Eerie

Oil and gold and fishing and military bases

>why

We bought it off the russians for strategic reasons during the cold war.

It's useless now.

Why not

The Scandinavia simulator

Neither of our fake countries should exist.

Because William Seward

Two reasons. We bought the land from Russia, and your """""country""""" couldn't do anything to stop it.

True

During the Cold War? We bought it in 1867.

>Cold war
Pic related

>What are natural resources?

It's like when you're playing crusader kings and you end up with a duchy in England, but you are way down in the south of france.

>share a country with snow mexicans
pls no

climate change

bc it was 2 cents per acre lol

that pan handle along the coast by BC always bugged me, its ruins the shape of both countries, how much would America sell it for. maybe sum nice soft wood and fresh water would sweeten the deal

I wonder how many of you Canadians would welcome America as liberators.

Seriously, why don't we own all that clay between here and Alaska?

>american education

>latitude and longitude indicate a round earth
Spherecuck pls go

Because we can.

Put down the bottle mate. It's by Lake Ontario not Lake Erie.

Posting a right version

iirc Russia tried to start a bidding war between Britain and the US, but Britain couldn't be arsed to participate.

>during the cold war

lmao

I'll take 10,000,000 Mexicans over 1 Canadian.

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That's like fucking your little brother's girlfriend man. Canada is our lil buddy. Like Gilligan.

What?

Why does this exist?

fuck off leaf and ruskies
that's ours
if you want it, get ready to get nuked

Land is never useless

fpbp

Agreed. Canada belongs to America

Because you stupid leafs shouldn't have opposed UK and shouldn't have a leaf as your flag.

You know...nightmares.

Canada is much better to join the USA, same language, similar culture and heritage.

Mexico they don't even speak English and are much poorer.

North America is actually the USA in all but name. Canada, Mexico and the rest of North-America are US vassal states.

Canada didn't even exist when we bought it off the russians

You're an embarrassment to your mother and I

To piss off people with OCD

Similar climates.

America and Canada are pretty unimportant nations and should be split between more progressive countries.

Because we bought it from Russia. Maybe if you fuckers wanted it you could've bought it.

The more interesting question is: How would the international situation be now if Russia had not sold Alaska?

Mexicans are hardworking and
conservative people.Canadians are nothing but a bunch of imitation Americans who are irrelevant.

>Colorado is like Afganistan
lolno

Would you at least deport the mexicans?

>american
>education

You know it

Good bait

then kys, I love my fake country you fag!

I used to live in Alaska.

I miss it a lot, it was nice.

they bought it from stupid ruskies who failed during colonization era

Why

Gold, duh.

it was a stage 4 cuckening
that purchase was made to allow us to control canadas western coast

You seem to have gotten a few details wrong there, comrade.

So we need to forge claims on British Columbia and Yukon Territory so we can invade and fix the ugly border?

>Canada & America
>same culture

Literally kill yourself, you commie robot shitheel. I don't want those pseudo-European FUCKS anywhere near our government. I fucking hate Canada so goddamn much.

Haha you forgot about this one

I've got a better question for you, leaf.
Who does pic related belong to?

yeah British Colombia and Yukon should be part of the US

Don't worry, you'll get it taken from you be the nazis again.

it was very, very cold at that time.

Source of game?

Ok northern Denmark.

It's the only way

Stellaris, learn to google, my friend

>t. german on a proxy

Thanks mr.Hans! Here, have a funny picture!

Not that other guy, but we're more like western Sweden.

a couple of seals probably

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How often do seals go clubbing?

How much drugs? Also giving chinks this much lebensraum is pretty suicidal decision

It's called getting one over on the Russians.

When adjusted for inflation, we paid pennies for Alaska.

Best deal ever made.

russia sold it, so they dont hurt canada if they invade north america, alaska is first target, russians like canada.

Post lewds of cat boi

I think we're going to disagree about how big Poland is.

because you cucks can't defend the continent from the commies so we have to do it for you

Why did you take only half of Japan?

Love this pic.

It's sad that we were never friends Russbro, A united US/Russian hegemony of the world would've been lit.

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Me too, because of how inaccurate it is.

Stellaris - make sure if you get it you pick up the Human Phenotypes mod that'll let you play as only Whites

I can't believe...

It was part of the plan to take Canada, but then we began to understand the true nature of the leaf.

As long as you know this and give us 25% of all the oil money then and only then will we not invade.

What is inaccurate.

The Germans have been the bane of the white man's existence for centuries.

You literally ruin everything, every time.

We wanted a ponytail to stick out of our lame Hat above us, you Leaf.

The russians sold it to usa because we were going to attack russia eventually. So they sold that chunk to the americans because they were our enemies at the time.

fixed.

>I have a use for you.

moar!

Will mods work in pirated version?

When Russia sold it, Canada was still owned by UK. Nobody wanted to make UK even stronger so they just sold land to us instead. Napoleon did the same thing with the Louisiana Purchase.

kek

As always anyone is more than welcome to try and invade us.

Yes. Just find the files and extract directly.

Also beware the xenophiles.

>american education