Blocks your path

>Blocks your path

>offer a book to quench his hunger

How? dudes a manlet

>>Blocks your path

hey sexy

W-want to check out Prague's vibrant gay scene?

Jokes on you! Haven't left the house in years!

You have 5 minutes until the planet explodes

>Offers him a tasty morsel of paper from the front page of a main stream meteor outlet.

Is he putting on weight?

THIS IS NAWT A LEGITUMIT FORM OF PROH-TESST

he eats two scoops now to show respect to the Don

Hey how is it going? How do you get good jowls like that by the way? You have the tight and chipper cheeks of a Mongolian who chews on ear necklaces all day with the chains.

Well, you have the chipper part right. It's books. Imagine choosing a book to read and then having a hard time resisting the urge to eat it afterword (pardon the pun with afterword). You have to make sure it is chewed thoroughly as to prevent a bowel obstruction. Yes I like to chipmunch on books.


And by the way I am just making a joke and I feel bad about his problem.

>uses White Materia

Imagine my shock!

>give him the whole gestalt

>teleports behind
>identifies as an ak47
"nothing personal kid"
>shoots bullets out of penis

*sucks his ween*

>throw some old books to the side

main stream meteor

>"SAY IT WIV ME SLASH PAWL, CUN SERVATSIM IZ THA NEW COWNTA CULCHA"

let that sink in

POSHYUN SELLAH

Does he takes the dick or gives it?

IMAGIN MAY SCHHOOOCK

*eats evidence of Jewish/Masonic subversion*
CUNSERVATISM
*attends gay bar to fuck gay niggers*
IS DA NEW PONK ROCK
*is shocked*

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