>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Ah, came up right as I searched /cpd/ a second time. /comfy/ af.
Carson Ross
This board is a fucking disaster, hopefully we don't slide into oblivion
Jonathan Taylor
Hello Roberts still a bit early for the negro action
Jackson Martinez
The catalog is utter shit, but strangely /ptg/ has been extremely shill-free the last 2 days. I wonder if they just gave up on targeting /ptg/
At least /cpd/ has always been a shill-free zone, except for that one time we had that coalburning cuck who tried to blame nigger behavior on everything but niggers
Sebastian Bell
Adam needs to check his damn keys.
Jaxon Murphy
>go brush teeth >page 7
Is this male blacks doing?
Austin Gutierrez
It's an utter shit show. However, time for /comfy/, with the wife, listening to Robert vs The nefarious Male Black.
Leo Martinez
goddamn this dispatch is talking 100 miles a minute
she needs to take a lesson from Sassy and slow her roll
Carson Jackson
/britpol/ has been the worst recently thanks to the election.
Christian Brooks
WATCH YOUR FUCKING KEYS
Easton Green
>positive community interaction what
Leo Campbell
Happy Friday everyone!
It's a nice warm night down here in the south and I'm super comfy with my cup of iced tea and moonshine
Caleb Evans
Robert Reporting. Get the key out of yo ass Adam
Aaron Ortiz
>incoherent woman >may be high on drugs
Chase Diaz
913 Robert status: comfy Key status: aww yeah, checky-checky!
Thomas Watson
BLACK MALE DOMESTIC SITUATION
Eli Stewart
Can we get some bingo cards?
Levi Gomez
of course, robert
Logan Thomas
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Parker Evans
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Gavin Mitchell
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Blake Brown
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Lincoln Morris
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Asher Price
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Easton Green
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Wyatt Gray
Ah, here we go. Thank you for the bread, Robert. Gonna bump for a bit to keep us afloat. Cheers, all.
It is happening, Roberts - next Wednesday I'm going to Chicago. Until then this thread is a part of my education program in cultural diversity.
Jack Foster
Bump it up, man. We gotta do our part.
Jeremiah Brooks
evening Roberts
Chase Stewart
>Go to arguably the best public school in my state >probably around 65-75% white/asian >only saw a fight with my own eyes once >at lunch >munching on my tunafish sandwich with friends per usual >sheboon leaps onto a table >grabs the weave of another sheboon and starts throwing punches >fight seemingly came out of nowhere, they went from 0 to monkey in 1.2 seconds
Back then I didn't know, but now I think they really can't grow beyond acting on instinct.
William Powell
OH MY FUCKING GOD ADAM CAN YOU WATCH YOUR KEYS FOR TWO GODDAMN SECONDS
Zachary Campbell
There's that one autistic leaf shitposter who shows up every week or so, though, trying to fuck up the comfy. Too many people are gullible and engage with him, which is sad.
Leo Kelly
>male black in a bulls jersey urinating in the street
Robert Moore
Somewhat unrelated but I wanna bump anyway: Why don't we troll people anymore? Member when we trolled the shit outta Cheri Jacobus?
Isaac Hughes
>homeland security needed
wat
Daniel Robinson
I thought I misheard that. What would they be called for?
Nolan Howard
Remove kebab?
Hudson Adams
Dude, this is the CPD thread. Are you lost?
Evan Wilson
ooooo I heard that too, what the fuck they doing, Robert????
Evan Allen
huh ... digits
Sebastian Jackson
>we have that naked male
Adrian Ramirez
Weather forecast for coonery looks good. >naked male
Luis Foster
evening Roberts that caught my attention too. >naked male >is this kid mentally disturbed? do we know?
Andrew Bell
>male black with a gun >Person down >naked male
still over an hour to RRH
Elijah Lopez
>somewhat unrelated but I wanna bump anyway I wanted to bump the thread so it didn't slide, and rather than just posting "bump," I dumped a thought into a post.....
Gavin Carter
Won't do it again, Robert. The thread is bumpin naturally at this point
Jace Carter
Good evening fellow Roberts. Checking my keys on this warm Chimpcongo evening.
Adrian Nelson
someone fill me in the the digits thing?
Grayson Bennett
>male passed out on caller's front porch >possible heroin overdose
Daniel Miller
>bed time for porch monkey
Juan Lopez
Good instinct omae
Asher Edwards
It's only 2100 in Chicago, yet already a few "man down" messages. What's the forecast on shenanigans?
Wyatt Clark
evening Roberts ready for some male black/his panic mayhem
>Current Chicago weather: 72 deg. and clear
sounds like the kind of weather conducive to homicide
Bentley Hill
GOOD CALL MARLO!
David Barnes
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Kevin Adams
Bingo by midnight at this rate
Joshua Bailey
its that time of the year where i can finally pretend all the gunshots are fireworks god bless chicago
Charles Miller
> male black interfering with ATMs
Isaac Morales
Female white? whew.... He mumbled but I heard a reference to the coveted Female White
Matthew Bennett
Kid may be under the vehicle? What the fuck?
Carson Moore
>kid under vehicle
man vs machine
Jace Baker
Iowa city might as well be a chicago suburb anyway, I belong in this thread.
Adrian Wright
It has been in the 80s all day and most of these coons have been outside drinking all day.
Robert Jenkins
Typical. ATM tryna do its thing when along come Gibs...
Lincoln Martin
>ah shit a Noriega sighting
Oliver Kelly
>Be male black, not male white >Not wearing Obama mask while robbing ATMs
He ain't even tryin'
Liam Murphy
what? i am not a dedicated autist mostly only log in for the cpd threads and to get the latest on leaks and politics. only recently have i started looking at some of these shit posting threads and started seeing the thing with the digits
Gavin Edwards
awww man, my stream is way behind, I read your post a good minute before I heard it on the scanner
Matthew Barnes
My Agency recently $250,000 worth of Plate Carriers, E-SAPI/ESBI's and older Patrol Carbines(Ruger Mini 14 and Colt M16A1s) that our armorers refurbished for them. We will advise the CPD on purchase of new long arms for their Patrol Officers, if their Command asks for it, we have a few Firearm Industry within our State for better RFP and UOR Contracts and cheaper Individual Officer Purchases.
Austin Davis
Think, Robert. What set of digits do you see on every post?
Thomas Young
SHOTS FIRED LETS ROLL
Lincoln Phillips
Wait Wait i know its your personal autist level
Jack Richardson
Did I just take the bait, because I think I just took bait lol... It's hard to tell because we have been greeted with an influx of newfags
Lincoln Torres
these -->
Sebastian Morales
>someone shot
Carson Howard
Huh. Weird.
Well, repeating post integers are as rare as they would mathematically appear to be, and are seen (by many) as a sign of significant serendipity, fortunate synchronicity or a good omen.
Anything further I'd refer to the Esoteric Kekism of the Chaos Frog Sect on 8ch.
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Jose Howard
>just walked out of the station screaming at us
Alexander Williams
This is a comfy thread so I'm not gonna be rude, but please take note of board culture when traveling
Andrew Cooper
Good evening Roberts. What's the weather looking like for tonight?
Parker Powell
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James Martin
shots fired
Chase Robinson
That sounds heavenly!
Ryan Gray
25, with a chance of life.
Dylan Lee
>Shot in the hand
Jaxon Brown
Low in the 60's and no rain. Outdoor coonery expected.
Ethan Sullivan
I notice that sometimes the ambient stream gets behind
Cameron Scott
Thanks kind sir.
Robert Hall
Get comfy, Robert. There's a storm brewin in Chiraq and it's sure to rain lulz down on us
Christopher Russell
kek
Grayson Mitchell
cool thanks i figured it was something along them lines.
Parker Martin
>inoxicated man in a wheelchair
Juan Lewis
>intoxicated man in a wheelchair trying to get in the nursing home He's either trying to get home or get in and knock up a granny
Oliver Harris
>intoxicated nigger in a wheel chair Top Kek
Nicholas Perez
Nigger version of Ray?
Nicholas Scott
> good white kids throwing rocks at niggers
Parker Fisher
fun fact, apparently nursing homes are filled with debauchery and the STD rate is relatively high in them
