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None Dare Call It Treason !

patriots wanted

do you accept big guys

apply and find out

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I love my country, but how can I as "normie" trust you guys ?

INB4 "It is just perspective".

There was an "IC virtual job fair" I checked out once. It was basically just an open house for foreign actors to gain insight and infiltrate the IC. Had to be a huge waste of resources also.

nah im not a pedo m8

your digits say otherwise

Checked for the kid diddler.

Thought of working for the CIA before.

nah, they confirmed you are kike pedos.

consider yourself under investigation

Love to post on USA jobs and get "rejection letters". "You are qualified, but your application is not being referred to selecting official", basically saying they are throwing it in trash. You are block by people with "preference points" gaming the bloated system. Then, in a few months a contractor will post a contract job with the exact same description and requirements. They put unqualified in place, pay them, pay a contractor and contracting company. I'm not "good enough" to get the job, but I'm "good enough" to do the actual work. How do you think I would feel if I found out there was some shady shit going on ?

How do you think you created Snowden ?

apply today real easy, serve your country. plus your cia cmon easy decision
youtu.be/Byzq9HdaROg

Are you implying Snowden still isn't on his mission? Fuck CIA niggers forever. If you see them when driving in your car, run them over. They glow in the dark.

Damn, some pretty decent pay for a summer internship..

snowden is a spy, join today. learn the truth.

You at least give the chumps an interview. Then you let them down, but tell them "I think Booz Allen" has an opening you would be perfect for, call John Smith and tell him I referred you'. This is just basic handling of humans. How are you going to glean intelligence insights if you drop the ball on such simple things.

>alex 'CIA' (((jonestien)))
water filter yourself

Do you accept frogs?

I'll stick with law enforcement at a local level, tyvm.
I'd rather serve a small white town, keeping the streets clean of degeneracy, than be some kike puppet in the CIA that gets passed up for promotion by diversity hires and yids with (((connections))).

follow op link
ok mike

hey, put all the open government jobs on one webpage and put a human resources group in charge of all those jobs, who needs compartmentalization? what could possibly go wrong?

When it's hard to tell what is sour grapes and what is common sense, you might have a problem on your hands.

If CIA was really doing a good job, we wouldn't even know they exist. To many armchair quarterbacks watching them leads to risky shift phenom. Every time we give clearance for silent running, you fuck shit up. You need people with commonsense, and good judgement in addition to patriotism.

who the fuck is mike? somebody i should know about?! you cheating whore i hope you get raped by a pack of niggers.

The CIA doesn't use USAjobs you retard. Stop replying to yourself.

We need a new agency, time to retire CIA.

you dont trust us and we dont trust you, its a perfect relationship, and honestly better then any you have had thus far.

Hey friendos, let your irs pals know that there is going to be a bomb going off in their building sometime soon in anchorage. You know, the one that is in the first floor of the ch2mhill building? Kthxbai!

This seems like a trap to capture and murder autistic NEETs.

haha ok mike, how about you prove your not mike.
>protip you cant

There are separate websites and job fairs for people who have TS/S clearances.

It's threads like these that prove how incredibly little Sup Forums actually knows about the IC, Jesus Christ.

Have you explored offshoring or taking advantage of the H1-B visa program. I think there are some Pakistanis that are very familiar with our intelligence gathering systems. They could slide right in, and fill your needs. Debbie Wasserman can give you a number for her guys.

can't meme the memers

my flag isnt malayasian

>Debbie Wasserman

Try Mike Flynn, aka ISI's favorite fuccboi

Honey pot

On behalf of a grateful nation, I would just like to say, "Thank God you guys haven't killed us all yet". May God continue to Bless and protect America from the CIA.

No one here is going to pass the polygraph. Can I get a waiver. I'll be good I promise

I hear that Anthony Weiner's trusted staff is available as well.

I won't sell out to da joos sry

Are you familiar with the concept of intellectual inbreeding ?

fuck off cia niggers
we don't want you

Sup Forums is an NSA board. the REAL agency.

What does that have to do with IC hiring practices? Outside talent feeds into entry level positions or is brought in from other agencies. There are literally dozens of agencies with cleared personnel that can be hired directly to CIA and vice versa. I know people from the USDA who transferred to CIA ffs.

But I wouldn't expect someone who got turned away at the door to know anything about that.

don't you nerds have an excel spreadsheet that needs tabulating or something?

dont you pedophiles have children to be trafficking?

oh oops, you kikes were trying to keep that secret right? whoopsie. NSA beta uprising best day of my life

Fuck off, this is our fertile recruiting grounds.

Why not just buy this shithole from Jackie Sup Forums ? You can mine for talent and targets, run ops worldwide, develop thousands of unwitting assests, and have your own private army of rainmen on call 24/7 ? Plus porn.

Why would I want to be some loser CIA nigger?

You don't really understand my point, it doesn't specifically apply the "IC", rather it applies to the government using that website as a whole

This goes deeper too, it's not just hiring, it's related to the leak of security clearances which occurred because they hired a shitty contractor to screen their employees

And if you were going to say that doesn't matter, then you should consider how much damage a young guy that had been hired through them could do with a clearance provided by that contractor, or how that could come back to bite someone that had their clearance leaked when they were young and went on to bigger things later on

Since when do people brush stuff like this off?>Outside talent feeds into entry level positions or is brought in from other agencies. There are literally dozens of agencies with cleared personnel that can be hired directly to CIA and vice versa

yeah and that could be an issue later on bc of what i was talking about earlier, it's not like this hasn't been said before.

we want patriots, the cia doesn't have to be a full time job.

Will I be able to work on cool secret evil mastermind projects ever? Are are those only for the chosen elect?

maybe hiroshima nagasaki is already part of a bigger and better "group"

you wont know till you try

cia doesn't give a shit about us

>reddit
were not hiring

The use of outside contractors to conduct clearance reviews is because the in-house services are far too underresourced to do so for everyone that needs a clearance. There are people who've been on the list for years at this point. This is an urgent resourcing issue which needs to be addressed but never will be because >muh bureaucracy must shrink

Or are you talking about contractors like Booz Allen and their inhouse background checks?

Maybe in 4 years.

We will solve your problems and puzzles for free, in exchange you give us a global hawk feed and control of a squadron of reapers once per week. We pick our own targets. Together we can make the world a better place.

maybe hes talking about contractors like dyncorp. :DDDDDD

Been there and done that. I've worked for the CIA as a systems administrator.

AMA you guys. I won't answer if it's going to get me jailed or JFK'd.

If you really loved your country you'd be calling for the destruction of the CIA, and for the republic to be given back to the people.

Don't do it.

Snowden is probably dead right now. The CIA does not fuck around with leakers.

snowden was cia though

ok nick
id suggest you remember your training

NSA hacks you, CIA kills you. Any further questions about what each agency does?

I'm not really talking about contractors at all, aside from the one that botched the clearances. I was pointing out that USA jobs was a shitty idea because it tries to be an umbrella for all federal hiring, which is fucking dumb. Ideally a fuck off site like USA jobs wouldn't exist.
but i'm learning how to code and taking muay thai classes bi weekly per quarter, wtf else do you want?

>he's a central intelligence agent
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it as a career
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is closest he will ever get to real field work in his pathetic life
>he ruins threads everyone else likes because he does not know how to win a meme war
>he wastes the time of everyone at the CIA because he gets in the way of the backlog of real intelligence data that real agents must go through
>he will never be a real CIA spy
>he will never be promoted to doing real intelligence work
>he will never be able to say he proudly served his country
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a microwave pizza
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

Pass.

whats my location

uhh, no. sorry sweetie.
>cia hacks everything and traffics children
>nsa hacks the cia
any more questions, cupcake?

Your mockingbird sucks

that guy must love powdered sugar

pshhhh, lame. you'll never get to see the aliens.

t.NASAfag