Cia questionnaires and psyop mindfucks

>be Sup Forums
>facebook is bad, man
>lmao @ normies giving away all their info
>literally filling out cia profiles on themselves without knowing it
meanwhile back on Sup Forums
>responds truthfully and in extravagant detail to endless bait threads designed to extract personal info that would never be shared on facebook anyway due to its illegality or otherwise unspecified social consequences
b-bbut im anonamoose right???

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youtube.com/watch?v=oY6f_e1poVg
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Idk. At some point I just stopped caring.
I'm nobody and that is unlikely to ever change. I like it that way.

>that would never be shared on facebook anyway due to its illegality
>Implying the law has ever stopped a jew.
Neck yourself Zuckcuck.

>"normies"
God fucking damn it stop using this god-forsaken word when a better word already exists, god damn it.
If you use "normies" you pretty much out yourself as an redditor.

The difference is everything here is satire.

Time for OP to an reddit then.

Stopped caring after the Boston Marathon bombing.

I stopped playing the complete and utter obfuscation game over the past year.

Out of the darkness, into the light.

I reckon it would be forbidden to use a word with "-fag" on reddit, so the redditors naturally start using "normie". The redditor (/r/the_donald) mentality sticks with them even when they start posting here, so they never move on from that word.

I had a Facebook for 6 months then deleted.

Waste of fucking time.

I'm pretty sure we use "normie" along with the "reee" thing just because it sounds autistic as fuck, so you're pretty much wrong. Sup Forums just enjoys to satirize itself to hell and back.

apply today
cia.gov/careers/application-process

Oh hey, I posted already, whaddayaknow

Lose the drug policy, I don't want to lie through polygraphs (even though I can).

just be honest, we dont care.

>we
no
/r9k/ is what made both of these "big" - but Sup Forums made them their own.
I still can't bring myself to use something that came out of that filthy place. I had no problem with the ronery threads before, but these faggots have taken them, and amplified them 1000% and added complete idiocy to them. The stuff before was deeply affecting and even bittersweet to a degree, but /r9k/ is fucking shit. It's like /s4s/, but with a ronery twist. Not a good place.

>responds truthfully
That's your first mistake

How does the company treat jack of all trades (people that can do/learn anything)?

damn cianiggers.

...

if i'm not a citizen but live legally in the country and there is interest in me will there be contact and recommendation to become a citizen or will my application simply be dismissed?

Meh, you guys have my number.

Come have a conversation whenever you get tired of Mormons.

>create dozens of elaborate lies in obvious shill info threads
>they don't know whats real and whats not

>CIA caring about what high school you went to

try again boyo

>look for consistency in certain opinions
>sift out the rest
wow. so hard. much tired. agent sleepy now.

Depends how you do it.

If you change the mannerisms and colloquialisms often, pattern recognition will think you're multiple people using the same computer.

youtube.com/watch?v=oY6f_e1poVg

You deserve to have your freedoms taken away.

you're right, it must be the ghosts in your mother's basement

>sabu's pity party

Oh no the CIA got a bunch of info on how I don't like blackies and SJW cunts noooooo

Also I constantly make up fake personas so good luck to any shills trying to get some info out of the massive heap of random shit that is my posting history. I pity the agent that sifts through that.

>Also I constantly make up fake personas
like what?

At this point who cares after a decade on this site ive posted
>face
>dick
>credit card when drunk
>dick
>little sisters nudes
>girlfriends nudes
>dick
>my house
>my dog
>dick
>battlestation
>my restaurants kitchen
>dick
>and email

Im probably not even on the threat matrix

like me
: -DDDDDDDDDDD dD

No one is truly anonymous online unless they use Tor, and even then there's shit like analyzing your writing style that can de-anonymize you.

I don't even give a fuck at this point.

You're stupid, normie originated on /r9k/

see I know that.

>mfw applying for cia

To clarify, the redditors saw that some people were already using that word, and they naturally had a preference to using it because of their mindset.

Mr. Robot is actually a Teddy K documentary.

The more you know.

>mfw they ask me about downloading mp3s in the year 2000

Muh life
Yeah just don't give any fucks anymore