Brit/pol/: Laurie Penny Edition

Thread video:
youtube.com/watch?v=oj9dA6E3fJw

>Theresa May goes against Fallon saying tax plans have not changed:
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40141470

>Ariana Grande visits fans ahead of MCR benefit concert:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-40141450

>Bomb Blast kills mourners at Kabul Funeral:
bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40142606

>Boris Johnson to keep job after election:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/03/boris-johnson-reassured-will-keep-foreign-secretary-job-election/

>latest Owen Jones and Peter Hitchens:
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/03/fridays-election-debate-panel

hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/05/happy-oak-apple-day.html

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Thoughts on our new Prime Minister?

Witnessed. Use archives

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>theguardian com/commentisfree/2017/jun/03/fridays-election-debate-panel
archive.is/4KAJC

i would

nice get

Looks like the rape baby of a farmer and geography teacher

His marxist views are a bit like Theresa May's cunt

Doesn't fucking work

Not happening

Plz drop some dank anti Corbyn memes because me dad is feeling down and needs a laugh

savage lad

I really wish I could read French lads because I still don't understand how Macron's movement or his rise was possible and frogs tend not to post about french politics on Sup Forums

The whole thing seems fucky but I can't dig deep into it

VOTE

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If it was only him it might be bearable, but it's not.

Boris because who fucking cares at this point.

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*leans toward you*

simple

everyone hates les republicains

everyone hats fn

everyone hates socialists

macron presents himself as an outsider (but really he is backed by hollande et al)

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leave mummy alone

lads how do i stop being in love

why can't my mind accept that i will be alone forever

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I know everything that's been put out by places like the spectator about Hollande fashioning him and Macron's non-existent past, but the whole thing still just strikes me as really weird

Shit like this, for example:

>On 10 April 2016, a few days after the movement's launch, Emmanuel Macron claimed 13,000 adherents.
>In October 2016, Macron affirmed that En Marche! was "neck and neck with the Socialist Party" in terms of membership after only "seven months" of existence. According to Mediapart, this included "many independents and executives, but few functionaries, farmers and unemployed people. Many of the members have never been engaged in politics.

Where's the MOGG?!

No Mao's little red book?

David 'feeling rapacious' Davis

I want to fuck Laura Barnett up the ass while she calls me Daddy.

Boris wants terrorists to take over Syria...

TORY CONTESTING JO COX'S SEAT MAKES A JOKE ABOUT 'BEING SHOT'

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4552492/Tory-fighting-win-Jo-Cox-seat-jokes-SHOT.html

>You are rambling through the forest when a wild Abbottapotamus appears.

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It's all astroturf. They've astroturfed a movement and the mongs have fallen for it simply because they're not the PS, LR or the FN

The absolute madwoman

Theresa May
Looking at a fucking slaughter of labor in the election so decides to use the padding to push the fringe of her parties truly unpopular shit.
Miscalculates badly and is now looking at a hung parliament potentially losing the most winnable election in modern British history to a guy who actually wants to completely disarm Britain's nuclear arsenal with no reciprocal commitment from the other world powers.

How? how did she fuck this up?

youtu.be/JrShwgwpFtk

Does it taste like chicken?

Everyone hated the socialists, Le Pen is toxic and Fillon shit the bed after his corruption got found out.

Cucky Macron the Hollande acolyte was apparently the only option left.

I would divide and rule her.

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Pull out the silver blade

>now looking at a hung parliament
Every prediction but yougov is a tory majority.

>is now looking at a hung parliament

This is an even bigger delusional fantasy than "Bernie can still win!"

oh my god she fucking eats it too. disgusting

If that white male fascist wins it will weaken our democracy as a whole! He's opening up a door way to a labour dictatorship by lowering the voting age to include school children who are still in the socialist indoctrination centers we call schools
I'm moving to Iceland!!
Literally shaking

>It's June 9th
>Wake up early at 12pm to watch Mummy's victory speech
>Tune into my illegally acquired BBC News
>See this face outside No. 10

What do you do?

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The evil witch suggested that wealthy people should contribute a little bit to their own social care costs and maybe also pay for their own kids' school lunches.

The logical reaction to this is to vote for a communist rather than risk losing one's gibs.

Well?
Why do twat conservatives who has not and will not work a day in his life and he comes on to question time going 'I'm a poor student I need zero hour contracts to feed myself'

I love Scummy

AYYYO THARISA WHEN YOU GIB GIBS TO MUH NHS

That's not Ralph Lauren?

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What happened to the 2 Scoops DNP user?

Like there aren't plenty of idiot students who waste their money on expensive clothes.

A qt African woman I met in the street the other day just called me up and asked me to go to my local church tomorrow. Think I'm going to do it lads.

WAS THAT THE BBC??!!

He admitted he was trolling later in the thread

>no mogg

fucking kill yourself cunt

Kys

dumb frogposter

didn't she also want to censor the internet? (that policy has always been a winner)

>Polo Logo
>Not Ralph Lauren

you wot

how big was her arse? i would only fuck a black woman if her arse formed a 6 inch deep shelf when she stood up.

huh, wow, big if true..

Would may resign on a hung parliament?

He didn't pretend to be poor, he pointed out that there are benefits to flexible work contracts for students

The only source on that was buzzfeed news

looks like it has potential if we can clean it up and release it late at night the night before the polls open for maximum effect

She's a proper cunt

LOVE MUMMY

Few people really care about that.

Gibs are tangible. Privacy and freedoms are not.

you need to brainwash yourself into not being a fucking faggot

it's tough ofc

work out, become smarter, increase your value and self-worth

This is the strange thing loans have encouraged.

Before fees, students used to go around in charity shop stuff and basically subsist for three years. Now its all high fashion, coffee shops, expensive night clubs etc. Student subculture doesn't really exist, they blend in with townies.

Have some sympathy towards some student debts but not much for those incurred in living expenses. Most seem to have to take a standard of living cut when they actually get a job.

why don't people spam "daddy" and stuff when we have male leaders??

fucking sexist piece of shit scum bloody bastard

Why the hate lads? It was a nice chat and a nice gesture on her behalf.

Can't remember desu m8 but she was pretty slim

Masturbate to cartoons

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T SPEND £6 A DAY IN PRET??

but i need both an ipad, a macbook pro and a standalone desktop in order to complete my information techology degree............

>information techology degree.
More like my hispanic history of art degree

youtube.com/watch?v=yUVAYRkdvfc

youtube.com/watch?v=fMKsR_wUSfA

news.sky.com/story/lib-dem-stunt-mocking-spoof-estate-agency-may-co-backfires-10902440

>But the proprietor of the actual May & Co insisted he was still waiting for an apology from his local Lib Dem candidate Sir Vince Cable who, Mr Yianni revealed, had now "lost my vote".

girl I know has spent £0 on her course and her entire loans on getting wankered every other night

tbf she's doing english lit so it's a meme course anyway

>Tory_Boys_on_Thursday_night_Mocking_Mom_entum_cunts.webm

>Corbyn
>not /our guy/

Man i can't wait for june the 9th to btfo the socialist wankers on Facebook. Gonna be like the aftermath of brexit all over again kek.

the fuck is this?

>supporting evil dictators that use gas on civilians and threaten the existence of Israel

>We live in a world where people actually think someone having to sell their home in order to pay for their own care is unfair

The utter state of the lib dem campaign

this lad

Reminder that if you say anything bad about this intelligent and charming african goddess you are nothing but vile racist
>youtube.com/watch?v=Qgdz8cDBEPs

>yfw Tories are playing ∞D chess and playing it so that they still have a significant majority, but not enough that it would be a crushing defeat for Labour so that Corbyn stays on

Really makes you think lads

But the state should have to wipe my arse!

Germany AWAKE

youtube.com/watch?v=oRBgbl6r2ks

Yeah this is very true, I know people who go clothes shopping when their loan comes in and end up spending around £200 on clothes in a day.

Why the fuck should we have to pay for photos? NHS should pay for that.

£200 does you a whole wardrobe if you wait for a good sale.

>didn't eat at all yesterday
>wake up this morning
>feel better then I have in months
>not even hungry
lads, forget politics. /nofood/ is the ultimate redpill.

A majority of about 60-80 with Labour getting more votes than under Millipede is the best possible outcome for Tories.

Paul Mason is a weapons grade prick

>german nationalism
Wheres bomber Harris?