GF has cumophobia

My gf is disgusted by the stickiness of cum and won't let me shoot it in her mouth or face, or even chest. Is there a way to ease her into it?

bump wow great post!

Women are wired to want to serve men they find attractive. If she won't swallow your load it's because she's using you.
sorry fampai

Do it while she's sleeping.

Cum goes in the vagina, you deviant

Rape her you moron.

not politics

get a new gf
blowing your load while she's still sucking is the best feeling on earth

Dump the fucking whore.

Listen to , put it in her pussy where it belongs.

This desu

its kinda like anal ya just gotta do it take the consequences like a man even that means she breaks up with you

tl;dr be a man fgt

How about you don't because that's degenerate bullshit you only want to do because you've been brainwashed by the jewish porn industry?

Your only urge should be to cum inside her vagina but you refrain from doing that until you're ready to have children.

I had an ex like that and she became a lesbian afterwards

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Send her to me. She has class. You don't.

A fucking leaf of course....

No. This post is stupid.

the old tried and true method

this
how i knew 100% i would never be gay is that anal just didn't feel good or right
every man has to take that plunge

she just doesn't want YOUR cum, manlet

Sounds like your GF is a dyke that hasn't hatched yet. Move on and be happy.

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just do it you fucking pussy girls dont want respect during sex

No just shoot it into her snatch like a mature well-adjusted adult

train her properly faggot
shit' snot hard
they crave submission, you just give it to them

Don't ask until the deed is done.
FWI women who dont like cum dont exist. She only dislikes YOUR cum

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Yes! Because, what would the church and the queen think?

Don't cum on her unless she begs for it

It's degenerate

shut up roastie
now swallow my load

Cum on pussy?

Do you really need to drop your load on her face?

If she really likes you she will eventually let you, but rember if she does not like it its not something you want to pester her with and try to do every time

Treat her like your partner not you sex toy

My ex turned me off to it. Heres her pooper. She loved it more than me. I called it quits on buttsex and dating single moms when she wanted me to do it in her sons bed >_>

yeah just shoot it on her and if shes disgusted and doesn't sigh in relief get rid of her shes not really into you.

>she wanted me to do it in her sons bed

This

Your shit belongs in Sup Forums or Everyone here is going to say force it on her. Adv/ will actually tell you how to coax her into it.

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>She loved it more than me
I'm sorry, but it means either you have a tiny penis or a pencil dick

context?

It would be a lot less effort getting a normal gf than training your current one out of her bad habits.

By talking about politics

>Rapist
>Nbefore they agreed to one hole, so all holes are available without warning.

Anal requires a ton of lube to not be painful. It comes with a lot of issues and you can tear the lining of a girls intestines by pulling that shit.

May you never find a woman and may your body pillow be your only friend.

If she won't swallow your cum, it's because she's not attracted to you.

Stop trying to commit sodomy.

she could be religious or something.

Once you get out there for a while and get good at dating and getting laid you start to realize that all women have promiscuous minds, and even seemingly 'good' ones will do unimaginably depraved acts at the drop of a hat, you will lose the desire to marry.
Women are not conditioned for realtionships nowadays let alone marriage might as well use it to your advantage, have some great sex, and never get too attached becasue if youre not the one breaking off a load in her asshole on her sons bed, then someone else will be within the week, boyoe, just enjoy the ride.