The British accent is so fucking gay, they have to spell "mom" as "mum" because it sounds like ma'am

The British accent is so fucking gay, they have to spell "mom" as "mum" because it sounds like ma'am.

What a bunch of fucking cucks

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>murcan mad that real english sounds more civilized

Hey y'awl, taek a look at this yung faine thang right heerew YEEHAW

Kek new yorkers with their American accents, HEY Y'AWL

New Yorkers don't speak that way faggot. That's the southern states

American English is actually the correct way to speak the language. Inbred Britts on their tiny island have butcher it over the years

Yeah but I say Mam

Brit accent was developed over the years for maximum politeness in order to avoid offending people. What faggots

Naw foo', yuu muricans awll be tha same

This is the correct English accent. Its called the "Boston Brahmin"
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Muh dick

>American English is actually the correct way to speak the language
>American English
>Correct way
>English

American words are so gay, they have to spell tap as faucet cos Abe was having a homo with a napoleon, you could say they were never a bone apart.

>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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It doesn't sound like ma'am at all

>He can't into regional accents

Jesus fuck, now I finally know where those Italian American girls from bawstun get the snarly voice from

Brits pronounce mom as the American sounding "ma'am"

>New Yorkers

lost your credibility right there Jan

I mean the other way around

>Inbred Britts on their tiny island have butcher it over the years

Calm down Tex, no ones going to take English away from you.

Love,
Dad x

Fuck off fat yank

The whole point was to outline the fact that even British English doesn't do the variety of regional dialects in Anglostan justice by joking about all Americans all having the same stereotypical accent.
Guess the point was lost...

was invented to subtly offend by inflection and tone.

Yea I hate those god damn lobsterbacks

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I bet ye da sells Avon

Me too, sometimes Ma when talking about my ma

Actually RP English is the right way to speak it, the queen, ultra posh cunts etc, the pronounce everything with proper venacular.

Thing is while the us has like maybe 4-5 dinstinct regional accents, the uk has like 30, manchester and liverpool are 30 minutes away but sounds like a completly different language.

American English, specifically dialects in the south, is much closer to how English was spoken originally than how Brits speak it today

I'm from Tennessee. There's no way that's true. Southerners butcher pronunciation

Same here, fellow northerner. Saying Mum or Mom is for absolute faggots

Women love it

HALD UP SO YALL BE SAYING THAT YOU WAS ENGLISHMEN AND STUFF?!

Shameful, most white Americans are descended from G*rmans and Irish """people""".

American women melt over your gay ass accent. Good thing you have that going for you because most brits look like they've been hit in the face with a hot skillet

Northern Ireland here. Until you've heard our accents, you have no real perspective on what shit bastardization of English sounds like. We make hoodrats sound parochial.

you're retarded

That might be true of the peasants you live around but upper class southerners have the historically correct pronunciation

like jimmy carter
youtube.com/watch?v=FpXSf_lH2iw

D'ya like dags

>tfw posh english accent, 7/10 with a 7 inch cock

You can't compete la

And it's pretty interesting to find out why there's such a difference.

On the one hand Britannia is smaller than the US, but it's been inhabited for far longer.
On the other hand, while the various communities of the British Isles were in regular contact with each other through trade and adventurism and such things few people actually did, they were not even remotely as interconnected as they are today.
At the same time, America saw the same developments in transportation through railways and eventually the car, and you see extreme interlinking taking place there.
Because American communities developed more or less as twins and British communities have spent centuries as cousins, American English doesn't have the same regional variety that Britain does.

It's properly interesting to see how globalisation impacts us in more ways than economics.

See

>7 inches

I'm 7 inches too, but I know it's nothing to brag about. It's just over average size

Ma'am is what you call the Queen and it rhymes with ham

Mum is what you call your mother and it rhymes with bum

It is the correct way. That's why when you hear Brits sing, they sound like Americans. Music is maths based. Therefore you can mathematically prove that American English is correct.

t-this doesn't count as porn, right?

American English has more dialects than Brit English.

In NY alone we have 6

MOM RHYMES WITH TOM REEEEEEEE

The Amerimongrel has a point. In the 18th century, the average British accent was closer to how Americans speak today. We changed, they didn't.

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g-girls say mines big

Ma'am is not american lol, we use it to address women in positions of power and use sir for men in positions of power. That was too much like thinking for americans, so they use sir for everything

Wrong. It depends on the accent. Plus, surely "mom" is pronounced "m-ohm" (which some areas in Britain pronounce it as). I've never heard a burger pronounce it phonetically.

American in europe on vacation here.

You are a traveless fuck and this is my prefered wifu accent list:

1. Scottish
2. Russian/Ukrainian
3. Irish (these women are easy btw)
4. British English.

Americans aren't even in the top 15 in my book...

Fuck off you overgrown abortion.

>American accents are more like 18th century English accents than present day English accents
Why did Brits decide to JUST their own accents?

For u

No one decided. It's just how language evolves over time

>Your book

Who are you that we should respect "your book"?

>tfw my accent single-handedly elevates me from a 7/10 to a 9/10 when I'm in the USA

Shagging American girls as an Englishman is so easy it feels like cheating

>the bastards children of Irish, Germans, Italians, and Mexicans are claiming they are the only ones speaking English the proper way

By that logic the proper treatment for an infection is to cut the limb off, and the MK1 is the only proper tank.

It works the other way around too

Immigration m8.
If the joisee gurlz weren't Italian, they wouldn't have been raised with the sound of pizza coming from their nose.
Nothing wrong with that, but over time that will fade out what was there before. Imagine if Brooklyn suddenly got bombarded with Islamic immigrants. From 6 dialects down to 5.