Brit/pol/: Gaining Momentum Edition

>Latest Intention poll CON: 43% (-2) LAB: 37% (+2) LDEM: 6% (-1) UKIP: 5% (-) GRN: 2% (-):
twitter.com/britainelects/status/871024092174069760

>British tourist falls from third story balcony after ladyboy romp:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4568646/Naked-Brit-falls-balcony-romp-prostitute.html

>Brendan Cox says news of Jo's death was like a hand grenade going off:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/03/brendan-cox-news-jos-murder-like-grenade-going-inside/

>Boris wrestles with Labour MP:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4568704/Don-t-pillock-Boris-Johnson-told-air.html

>Tim Farron once again refuses to rule out homosexuality as sinful:
standard.co.uk/news/politics/utterly-unbelievable-tim-farron-in-fresh-row-after-refusing-to-say-if-he-thinks-homosexuality-is-a-a3555256.html

>Theresa May goes against Michael Fallon saying tax plans have not changed:
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40141470

>Boris Johnson to keep job after election:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/03/boris-johnson-reassured-will-keep-foreign-secretary-job-election/

>latest Owen Jones and Peter Hitchens:
archive.is/4KAJC

hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/05/happy-oak-apple-day.html

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What do you lads think?

>tfw woke up at 19:00 yesterday
>tfw haven't been to sleep yet
>tfw getting tired
what do lads

2022

vote for the UK Libertarians

or fucking stand for them

do something you apathetic NEET fucks

15 minutes until the BritPol Tory minority get BTFO

Rebosting here

Watched that BBC programme 'Three Girls' about the girls raped by Muslims in Rochdale, England, lads.

And of course, being the BBC, they never ever mention the words 'Islam' or 'Muslim' and routinely refer to the Muslim suspects as 'Asian' throughout.

God, I hate this fucking planet.

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I love mummy

>comrade corbyn supporters
Bad enough that he is an Arsenal fan

>The absolute STATE of Blairites right now

Loving every laugh

>Woke up at 19:00

What the fuck, user?

Polls will show the tories 5% ahead. They'll win by 10-12% on the day.

>posting yank shite

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>tfw longterm neet so can never go into politics

Such is life on the underside.

What is a guy to do if he is on his own in London?

Friends don't finish uni for another 20 days so I am bored af.

nth for let's start a Traditionalist and Imperialistic party

The only saving grace of a Corbyn win; another great 'fuck you' to Tony Blair

Bet a lot are looking at job adverts this weekend wondering how they are going to survive the next 10 years.

You should probably get a job 2bh

>mfw the Libertarian Party UK is only fielding 4 candidates and I have to vote Tory to keep they communists away

Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich?

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afternoon lad. have a nige. you earned it.

A gentleman of patrician taste

that's why I said 2022 ya fucknugget

Social change like that will come either at an incredibly slow rate (and we don't have the time for that, given the demographic timebomb).

Or through violent revolution (which we don't have the power nor the will to enforce)

>Libertarians
No thanks.

Post the folder.

POST THE FUCKING FOLDER.

I will pay you money to come and take my pitiful existence

I want either of these two things to happen, Comrade Corbyn wins and gets to deal with Trump, or May gets backstabbed and BoJo becomes PM and gets to deal with Trump.

Are they pro-open borders?

Watching this made me quite sad

At the end of the day Farage has a pretty shit life now. Broke and alone in his 50s after several divorces.

Who can live a normal life after all he's done?

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>all the canvassers, tory and labour, saying they have barely felt the supposed labour poll surge on the ground
Hmmm

This is a no balloon zone lad

Especially red ones

Nope

they prefer an Australian-style points based immigration system - done on skills only

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So now that there's a chance of Corbyn winning, can someone explain to me what exactly "soft Brexit" would actually mean?

go on then

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jog and a cold shower

ok np your choice natsoc

it would be just like staying in the EU but we would be paying more gibs each year

>not realising that the Conservatives are basically Blairites

It means no meaningful Brexit whatsoever

You should go to a Doctor. Seriously. I was getting tired constantly all the time and waking up late too, and then I went to the Doctor and she diagnosed me with hypothyroidism that I'm on thyroxine medication for now

I'm a conservative.

They don't call it the BBC for nothing. Bunch of cucks.

obviously, as libertarians they will be in favour of free movement in principle, but the LPUK realise that this would be a disaster for the UK for several reasons, the main one being the welfare state.

Why do people hail the EU as a bastion of free trade? The fact that members cannot independently negotiate trade deals combined with the fact that they're treating us like dogshit to protect their political union shows they're pretty fucking protectionist desu

Based. I've become a bit of a Lefty myself, but I'd happily vote for the Libertarian Party over fucking Communists in Labour or Authoritarians in the Tories

>*flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap*

>want NEETbux
>don't want my (mostly white) city overrun by immigrants

I feel like with Labour I at least get one of those things, whereas with the Tories I get neither since the Tories secretly love mass immigration due to cheap labour and of course want to cut people's bennies.

Good thing I'm not voting desu.

I sure hope no-one's being hateful in here.

I'd rather not be a bother to the NHS desu.

>5 minutes
Corbyn landslide predictions incoming

@election_data is dropping redpills on the YOOF VOTE right now

>routinely refer to the Muslim suspects as 'Asian' throughout.

Can you honestly tell me that there's any person in this country that thinks of a chink when this is mentioned in common speech?

ok

I was a conservative for 12 years before this election

this current manifesto is not conservative

you are fairly dense if you have faith in may after these 2 months, she has been fucking catastrophic!

you are deluding yourself if you think the manifesto is anything NEAR conservatism

bring back Thatcher, get you fools out of that party & bring about some reform

Honestly, the single market is a good thing. It's the lack of border controls and EU bureaucracy that pisses people off

> replies are yank trash

Liking Liam's new song lads. Not Oasis tier, but a good start.
youtube.com/watch?v=YdJc7-ZEuT0

Better than what Noel can do.

We're all doomed

WTF is this shit?

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>in the EU

Canvassers on the ground also saying the supposed surge has been near non-existent too

Thatcher was a liberal. She was barely conservative.

Thanks lad, just watching Niges dinner date with Boris's sister an user posted in the last thread kek

YouGov will be +1
Others all +3 to +6

I bet my garden wanking on it

LPUK favour free movement across 'anglosphere' states so UK, Canada, NZ, Australia

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>that noam Chomsky picture

Lost it. You cucks are alright sometimes.

This raises a good point, where the fuck has Tom Watson been this whole election?

welfare state combined with mass immigration is the double whammy that is killing our country. a nation may be able to support one of these things, but the two together are a deadly mix.

No. Arabs are only Asian in technicality (They inhabit Western Asia), but nobody thinks 'Asian' when they hear 'Muslim' or 'Arab'. It's just PC bullshit

Oh no they wont.

New alt-j album has dropped

His seat is rumoured to be in trouble, labour is having trouble in the black country and similar due to the UKIP vote going to the tories.

>superimpose politicians faces over a video of dancing people
>post it to twitter
>normies eat it up
Why aren't you lads making mad bank from gullible normalfags?

>the most authoritarian leader of the western world since ww2

>thatcher was a liberal

GET THESE FUCKING TEENAGERS OFF THIS BOARD

Shunned out of press appearances by Momentum

Remember all the Lab 34, con 33 polls last time?
The result was Con 37, lab 31.

What did Comrade Poz mean by this?

Same place as Philip Hammond I guess.

Decent band, awful vocals.

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>hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Everyone who insists poll herding doesn't real is about to get royally btfo

Hey lads!
"We're going to force home care receivers pay more for their home care and take control over the internet, but don't worry, you'll be fine because you can go fox hunting again"

Christ, at least American conservatives try to put a bow on their BS with "you'll be more free", Tories are literally idiots that lack any political sense.

DAILY REMINDER a STRONG opposition is necessary for DEMOCRATIC GOVERNANCE

CORBYN the KEK and his band of COMMUNIST CLOWNS have RUINED THE LABOUR PARTY and made it UNELECTABLE

a WEAK labour party means WEAK OPPOSITION
by endorsing Lenin-lite you endorsed a WEAKENING of the DEMOCRATIC PROCESS


when mummy may is elected and starts to clamp down on your degerate "civil liberties" you have only YOURSELVES to blame, lefty/pol/

NEVER forget that


it's very ironic, the socialists have sabotaged themselves so well that they have actually made the political system in this country LESS democratic

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>en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Economic_liberalism
Have you read this wiki article?

It's about 15 sentences long and meaning fuck all

I know you grew up with Wikipedia, but it isn't the be all end all of arguments kiddo

Maybe you could edit that page? Nice little project, might learn some bits

Exclude immigrants from bennies then, problem solved.

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thatchers defining trait was economic liberalism. that's why socialists hate her so much.

Yeah we should have two identical blairite parties providing strong opposition

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Just had a copper at my door looking for a missing person.

Bloke's probably dead.

>hollande
out of date

How do we minimize this humanely?

Raise the retirement age, and force strict health requirements on minors so they don't grow up to get disabilities caused by obesity or smoking?

>when mummy may is elected and starts to clamp down on your degerate "civil liberties"
You already don't have freedom of speech, what else is there to lose? A new license for air guns (LOLOLOL)?

>Kissywisses for Uncle Jezzywez gets you in the next cabinet