Brit/pol/: Lost leaders edition

>Latest Intention poll CON: 43% (-2) LAB: 37% (+2) LDEM: 6% (-1) UKIP: 5% (-) GRN: 2% (-):
twitter.com/britainelects/status/871024092174069760

>British tourist falls from third story balcony after ladyboy romp:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4568646/Naked-Brit-falls-balcony-romp-prostitute.html

>Brendan Cox says news of Jo's death was like a hand grenade going off:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/03/brendan-cox-news-jos-murder-like-grenade-going-inside/

>Boris wrestles with Labour MP:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4568704/Don-t-pillock-Boris-Johnson-told-air.html

>Tim Farron once again refuses to rule out homosexuality as sinful:
standard.co.uk/news/politics/utterly-unbelievable-tim-farron-in-fresh-row-after-refusing-to-say-if-he-thinks-homosexuality-is-a-a3555256.html

>Theresa May goes against Michael Fallon saying tax plans have not changed:
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40141470

>Boris Johnson to keep job after election:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/03/boris-johnson-reassured-will-keep-foreign-secretary-job-election/

>latest Owen Jones and Peter Hitchens:
archive.is/4KAJC

hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/05/happy-oak-apple-day.html

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youtube.com/watch?v=gfXtiSIWD2Y
independent.co.uk/voices/theresa-may-called-mummy-by-tory-conservative-activists-why-motherhood-female-power-a7707841.html
independent
archive.is/otcbC
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/06/jeremy-corbyn-forget-unlock-diane-abbotts-talent/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Haven't been on brit/pol/ in a long while.

What's the current state of it? What happened to the old tripfags? What are the new ones? Do people still hate the Tories?

CON: 42% (-3)
LAB: 40% (+5)
LDEM: 5% (-2)
UKIP: 5% (-)
GRN: 2% (-)

(via @YouGov / 30 - 31 May)

Stop posting fake polls.

Still fucking bored in London

>+5

ya fucked it up user

Fake

JUST

>Vote for Brexit
>Muh freedom XD
>Muh right wing surge
>Muh Based Mummy May
>Le left BTFO
>Patriotism is back XD

Reminder that Brexit will LITERALLY lead to a marxist, IRA supporting, CND activist becoming Prime Minister and even more pakis coming here.

Flooded by labour shills
Fucked off
All cancer
Mostly yes but tactically voting to stop labour.

People are now 50/40 in favour of Labour.

Disgusting, I know

Where are these bloody polls REEEEE

>The Independent
>YouGov

>yougov

>yougov

If the tories lose their majority mummy will resign right?

>1PBTID

Say Jeremy Corbyn had been the Home Secretary for six years, during which time he slashed some 20,000 police jobs taking us back to 1970s levels of per capita policing.
Let's say he also slashed the UK Border Agency budget so that over a million people per month were coming and going through UK airports without being properly checked.
Let's say by virtue of an extremely self-serving EU referendum non-campaign he managed to get into 10 Downing Street, where he kept up his agenda of cutting the UK security services and border agency.
Then there's a home-grown terrorist attack by a known Islamist fanatic in a city where Corbyn had cut the police budget by £157 million.

Let's say Jeremy Corbyn "lost" files on an internal pedophile ring.
Let's say he wanted to take the homes from the elderly.
Let's say he cut 30% of your disabled benefit.
Let's say he signed an arms deal with the (ISIS-funding) Saudis worth billions.
Let's say he wanted to take away your child's free school meal.
Let's say he forced NHS staff to use food banks or starve (great choice).
Let's say he made so many cuts to the NHS that people are suffering waiting for ambulances and A&E doctors.
Let's say he went against doctors, nurses, teachers, fire fighters, the armed forces...
Let's say he took away funding for University for upcoming doctors and nurses.
Let's say after all these cuts there's still a deficit and he'd missed every target he'd set himself for reducing it.
Would you vote for Jeremy Corbyn under these circumstances?
Then why the bloody hell are you voting for May?

Start going to church.

My neighbour is having a barbeque lads

smells heavenly

makes me want to...

wank in the garden

YOUGOV PREDICT HUNG PARLIAMENT LADS
BREXIT CANCELLED

>how come there's so many shills on Sup Forums when May stabs me in the back

>he ordered people to murder people on his behalf, both in ww2 and in the holocaust

>war is murder
>the holocaust was real

So we both agree that Hitler did nothing wrong then.

Brexit was just people voting anti-establishment. It's why voting for May makes zero sense.

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>t. in denial, Tory boy mong

An excellent Peter Hitchens:
youtube.com/watch?v=gfXtiSIWD2Y

>261 Seats

>This is your polling on skimmed milk

You know, in many respects, the IRA is honouring Jeremy Corbyn. He's the founder! Corbyn in the founder of the IRA.

>Conservacucks

>yougov
Canvassers on the ground are saying the labour surge doesn't exist in reality.

It was his plan all along

4D chess

Remember when May was almost hitting 50%

>2PBTID

keep shilling corbcuck mong

SAY IT WITH ME KIKE

STRONG AND STABLE

£100 lost

>YouGov will go out of business after failing to predict the third election in a row

its going to be funny when labour wins and all of brit/pol/ pretends they were always on the tories side

Nurses make £22k to £28k a year, not including the overtime they all do which adds another 30 percent. Many have a higher basic salary, that figure is for your first job as a qualified nurse. They have guaranteed pay rises every year and guaranteed employment.

If you have that and use food banks then you are a liar.

Anyone else sense that Labour turnout in retarded/shit areas like London will be high but in swing seats where it matters it won't

If you think of the eponymous swing voter in your mind and imagine that he or she did not vote for Miliband, question whether you think they'll vote for Jeremy Corbyn

It's just not happening lads, Labour might see huge gains in places where they're already winning but it won't matter, they've done nothing to convince the rest of the country

It's just like Clinton winning by 2 million votes in California

Not to mention that I think these predictions of youth turnout are horseshit

Why the fuck would may hold a special election

Why is parliamentary systems so retarded

>Labour 261

without Scotland? nope

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Tory cucks

Tories will win a 60 seat majority with 46% to 32%
Screencap this post

Anedotes vs. statistical modelling

Who will win? Can't wait to find out desu

I want Corbyn to win just for a reunified Ireland

be fantastic if Labour get in, they'll be literally parties everywhere

he's wearing a belt and suspenders

how can you trust a man who can't even trust his own trousers?

>Throwing away £100
Will enjoy your tears on the 9th lad.

>believing MemeGov polls

May will win because the average middle-aged person doesn't watch debates or participate in online polls

>corbcucks think he will outside of degenerate shitholes like londonistan

>Why is parliamentary systems so retarded

Polls are historically dogshit in the UK

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Because she was polling around 50% at the time she decided to call it, and Labour at about 29%. She literally blew it single handedly.

Go to the British Museum, went on Monday and it was fascinating. I'll probably go again tomorrow because you can't even come close to seeing everything properly in one visit.

>Ruled by a gay Indian
LMAOing at your life.

Anyone have that list of upcoming and past Debates / Interviews?

Do you people genuinly call May mummy
Did she just try to steal Merkels gimmick or what?

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Just ordered one of these bad boys for a tenner (all pizzas are 50% off right now)

>Why is parliamentary systems so retarded

It's LITERALLY as strong and stable as you can get though

Looks like we're getting another Labour minority government boys.

>*Head stab*

>shills
>spammed by meme spewing faragefaggots for years straight
don't complain about shills here pal

You can be reunified when you return to your rightful place in the UK

This looks like something posted on Sup Forums za threads as bait

But fucking why didn't her advisors say "this is retarded stop it now"

>pineapple on a pizza

corbyn is a joke leader, so may felt it was an opportune time to call a snap election and win an easy victory.
but, it turns out, she is an absolute horrorshow of a leader herself, and we underestimated just how many people can simply be bought with the promise of endless gibs.

COALITION OF CHAOS

my sweet summer child

Just like 2015 we're getting Labour propped up by the SNP!

>the call that saved Labour

It isn't just brit/pol/, two celebrities and two MPs and lots of Tory activists have been caught calling her Mummy as well. Personally I have never done it though.

independent.co.uk/voices/theresa-may-called-mummy-by-tory-conservative-activists-why-motherhood-female-power-a7707841.html

No shekels today
>independent co uk/voices/theresa-may-called-mummy-by-tory-conservative-activists-why-motherhood-female-power-a7707841.html
archive.is/otcbC

Looks like shit lad

>Republic finally gets N.Ireland back
>Realises what a shithole it is
>Realises it's a gaping pit that just swallows money

Enjoy your ulster scots I guess.

>strong and stable
>in 12 months you will have had 3 prime ministers, Scotland almost leave and U.K. Leave the eu then not leave the eu

Wew lad sounds super stable

>LABOUR + SNP + PLAID CUMRAG + LIB DEMS


A PROGRESSIVE ALLIANCE

The former. YouGov do their polling predominantly online and their seat projections are based on a model that's never been used before and that fails to accurately predict the 2015 and EUref results when applied retroactively. It's complete shite and not worth the bandwidth it takes to view the articles it's written in

niggers that call merkel mama because of gibsmedat

'mummy may' is dirty talk

May will still be PM you muppet. The absolute worst case scenario for the tories is a slim majority.

>wants to build social housing for decent ordinary people
>believes in workers rights and co-operatives
>directly names the Jew (Phiilp Green)
>indirectly names the Jew (greedy bankers)
>principled stance on Brexit, not a whinging Remoancuck
>anti-interventionist
>pro British jobs for British workers
>anti tax avoidance (a genuine problem)
>anti Buy To Let
>anti landlord parasitism
>hates Israel
>claimed the least expenses, not corrupt
>can't be bought
>democrat at heart, is sincere about reducing immigration
>redpilled on many issues, but hides his power level

Why do we hate this guy again?

At least the gay Indian won't shit on my civil liberties. Have fun having the Tories shove their cocks into your internet privacy

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Nobody answers back to mummy

Meanwhile it takes you half a century to pass legislation and even when you do the other side chimps out about it

So then what Brexit is over? Good job

I don't know how your autistic system works

>Angela Merkel is also called Mumy by Germans

The state of Europe.

They said they tested the model during the EU referendum internally and it predicted it well.

>Needing internet freedom when you have strong and stable leadership in the national interest

I find it hard to believe there isn't a chippy nearby you lad that do pizzas twice as good as that cardboard shite and for half the price, even if it was a tenner.

blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/06/jeremy-corbyn-forget-unlock-diane-abbotts-talent/

Not a week goes by in which Miss Abbott does not serve up to a snickering public further proof that she has been promoted wildly beyond her capabilities by her erstwhile paramour and it would take a mind far cleaner than mine not to wonder whether their sweaty trysts under that Duvet of Destiny might not have had a little something to do with her rapid rise. (Miss Abbott once wrote me a note telling me how much she admired my mucky bestseller Ambition; perhaps I should have sent a quick line back advising her that it was a work of fiction rather than a self-help manual.) Whatever the ins and outs of this sordid episode, I can’t help but think that Corbyn’s racial awareness might owe more to Mandingo than Mandela, having as it does a slight whiff of parasexual fetishizing of The Other.

For the lulz

Why is May so shit? How did she blow it all this badly? There was a brief moment where the Labour party could have been permanently removed from politics and the UK could have solved the immigration issue, but that has all gone thanks to her inept leadership.

It was too late, and calling it now was the perfect time to blackmail voters with Brexit so they could push their abysmal policies nobody would ever vote for through.

because people i don't like like him

Because we are a bunch of dumb Island niggers who has been taught that socialism always leads to fascism

>British tourist falls from third story balcony after ladyboy romp:
Nah this this bullshit. Thailand is full of "suicides" by rich tourists jumping out of their hotel rooms. That ladyboy will be doing a runner at this very moment.

he's a dirty communist. i need no other reason.