Hey amerifags. Remember when Canada BURNED down your White House? Hahahahaha

Hey amerifags. Remember when Canada BURNED down your White House? Hahahahaha

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>mom i posted it again

>its "the leaf can't stop himself from shitposting and embarrassing himself with easily disproven lies episode"

lewd.

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That attack happened in 1814 by the British.
Canada didn't exist until 1867.
>canadian education

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2414528/War-1812-Special-relationship-Britain-burned-White-House-stole-Presidents-clothes.html

I feel like I have to go around saying sorry for these autistic leafs.

Yeah keep telling yourself that lmao

Thats great and all but has the prime minister met with the ethics commissioner, and if so, how many times?

It was the English, but yeah, I member.

Will trade kinder eggs for ar-15s

those guys look british

Lies

Canadian Confederation (French: Confédération canadienne) was the process by which the British colonies of Canada, Nova Scotia, and New Brunswick were united into one Dominion of Canada on July 1, 1867.

Straight from google

L E A F B T F O

Wow thats a cringey article

>WE FOCKIN WUZ INNIT

Thanks for reminding me of the last time Canada did anything noteworthy

see

this never even happened and we won every war
>tfw canadafags jelly of american exceptionalism

No. I really don't

That is what you people are best at. Now apologize and then go back to the cuck shed

Remember when Canada became a country then realize it was Britain that did it.

But if you burn our white house, we win.

No. As a matter of fact I remember Canada crying back to daddy like a little bitch.

I do remember, and is smoldered from all the fuckin leafs

It was actually the British who did that but nice try faggot leaf.

pretty sure Britain did that

Canada sucks at war almost as bad as they suck at hockey.

was actually Irish soldiers

Technically it was the British. As a nation we have yet to do anything note worthy on the international stage... Other than cuck ourselves in the name of progress.

Once again proving you're nothing more than northern hemisphere mexicans, you made the top country lower canada, and the bottom one upper canada.

Hey be nice you faggot

You're alright leaf

I too remember when Toronto was predominantly British and not the reincarnation of Sodom that it is now.

only Canada could pull of something like that and still manage to stay irrelevant

Wow the American education system is worse than I thought. I mean I knew you guys were retarded when you elected trump but omg. You guys seriously surprise me.

COOL! Can we burn our own now?

THE SLIDES ARE BAD TONIGHT

youtube.com/watch?v=mY9x0AHUa-E

"4 posts by this id"
Nice try kiddo

Remember when the United States did it first to drive the Brits out of North America but they came back and did the same thing

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Shut up fag

Yeah but we're friends now

That's like saying Russians have nothing to do with the USSR since Russia was founded in 1991,

BURGER EDUCATION

Canada didn't exist, retard.

Sick roast dude. I'm so offended

It was Russian Jews.
Get back to prepping the bull and crashing your economy, cocksucker.

Canadian isn't an ethnicity.

>American education

I'm surprised that building don't burn more often.

Ones a choking hazard.
Canadians don't really need to worry about kinder surprise eggs because they're so used to slurping the cock down on the reg.

That was the UK that burned it, then they got caught in a super storm and were forced to leave

The other races don't have their faces separated like this.

so the biggest military victory in canadian's history is burning down a building?
you cant make that shit up

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You're biggest achievement was getting raped by hitler.

I didn't pay attention in history class. Checkmate leaf.

Our fast food killed John Candy and Michael J. Fox has the shakes. Your move........

It's the same point. The same people who were in Canada when Canada was founded were the same people who burned down the white house.

Your*

Poland was outnumbered 2:1 and grossly in tanks/planes, and still held out 5 weeks on four fronts you fukken leaf

hey leaf nigger, remember when dude weed man didn't dude weed?

They got raped haaaahhhhhh

a lot of polish folk think the biggest success was conquering moscow as the only nation in the world to ever do it, even if it was a short lived victory, or the battle of vienna, kicking the muslims out of europe, or perhaps the battle of kircholm - the one against sweden with hussars destroying swedish forces in 20 minutes even tho poles were outnumbered like 1:5. battle of grunwald, as the biggest battle of medieval era, was kinda cool as well.
personally i really admire the battle of warsaw - or the battle of vistula river - in 1920, when poles stopped the soviet army from entering europe and spreading communism around since losing this one would pretty much mean just that - western countries were completely unprepared to fight them off and it would doomed the continent for who knows how long.

You got fucked by hitler HAHAHAHAH pussies

Fuck you black scum degenerate.
Sincerely, the civilized half of Canada.

rich that a leaf cannot appreciate war when leaves only war when riding on someone else's coattails

Not at all

Canada is the leftover pizza America left in the fridge, it's not a real country

The muzzies will probably give you a national identity soon enough, tho. Lucky you.

tho a lot of poles have a weird fetish-like fascination with poles losing shit when they are outnumbered but causing a shitload of damage. meaning battles like the famous battle of wizna with poles being outnumbered 40:1 (around 300-700 poles defended a small fort for 3-4 days from 40,000 nazi soldiers) yet still taking shitload of germans out, destroying their tanks, and holding their ground for more than any other soldiers would ever imagine.
personally i still fail to see what's so great about it. other countries cheer victories, wars fought when you have a chance of winning, not suicidal acts of stupidity.

WRONG

Dear old dad did it on your behalf and then you took the credit like the ingrate you are

>other countries cheer victories
>not suicidal acts of stupidity

Canada celebrates Trudeau.

what's wrong with Canada?

Obvious slide thread is obvious
Sage

I keked.

If you keep that up you're whole time on Sup Forums is going to spent apologizing just ignore them and move on you seem breddy kkkool

This.

Are you saying that you see more value in a shitty chocolate covered toy than you do in a rifle? What are you, 4 years old?

Stop being so polite, you fucking fruit. Just shit on them with us.

Then why do you keep taking credit for a revolution done by British colonists?

You didn't contribute shit in that war. You guys were basically a docking station for the English.

As a Canadian I find this picture hilarious

kek

They became Americans in 1776 with the Declaration of Independence.

meh, at least we lost against greatly organised and equipped army of killing machines, tanks and whatnot, the biggest canadian battle was that with the Metis aboriginal people, where glorious canadian army ran away from neanderthals with sticks as a weapon
the battle of fish creek it was called, as i recall
at the same time at least you lost to a human enemy, it could be worse - you could be australian losing that war with birds

That was Great Britain, Canada wasn't even a country then and it's barely one now

Too white for burgers to handle. They're used to lazy mutts suckling on Jewish tests instead of proud rural Anglo men. Every grievance they have with Canada is limited to the cities and Quebec, and is three times as worse in California.

True. We're kind of like Americas hong kong. Things are better here but we'll do whatever you want

Patriotic Canadians are sad. We have nothing to be patriotic about anymore. We are so fucking pathetic. We are Britainstan/Swedistan tier.

>Every grievance they have with Canada is limited to the cities and Quebec

All of your accents are terrible desu

It's not stupid if you're willing to sacrifice for a larger goal.

After those Brits did all the work. The only thing noteworthy you have done as an actual country is let a literal fucking nigger be your head of state.

You dialect is so backwards that niggers copied it verbatim. Think about that.

>Tecumseh
>British

>After those Brits did all the work.

The revolution was 1775-1783.

It is a fact that Canada has never lost a war, something Americans cannot say about their own country.

>WE WUZ WHITE HOUSE BURNERS
The regiment that burnt down the whitehouse was a BRITISH regiment that landed in New England a few weeks earlier.

All Canada did during that war was having their militia's get BTFO

I swear to god OP if you were in the rust server when I mentioned this, I will fuck you so hard

>All Canada did during that war was having their militia's get BTFO

Source: your mutt ass.

Burgers are so fragile that all Ontarians had to do is dress up as red skins and charge their forts. They used the tactics given unto them by French years ago and surrendered without a shot.

You can't lose if you don't fight in the first place.

Chief Oshawana
>British
Six Nations war veterans
>British
Isaac Brock
>Never returned to Britain
>British
Just face it retards, it's like claiming the American war of independence wasn't Americans, it's technically true since you were all British subjects at the time, but they were still "your people".
By your retarded logic, George Washington was British.

TRUUUU HAHA, THEY LOST TO A BUNCH OF GOOKS IN VIETNAM HAHAHAHAH

You guys haven't had a war yet. You're basically tools to whichever superpower wants your assist with no real detriment beyond whichever resources you send out.