/CPD/ MOTHERFUCKER!! Edition

Good evening Roberts, it's time to see the evils of Male Black in the perpetual nocturnal showdown between him and Robert.
>WHOS ROBERT?
Robert is the hero Chicago needs but does not deserve.
Main stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
[Insert comfy ambient stream here]
Chicago gang map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Scanner Jargon:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Let's predict the amount of shootings, I say 46.

Other urls found in this thread:

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
youarelistening.to/chicago
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU
getbehindthevest.org/
cpdmemorial.org/
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
pastebin.com/pD418Eky
chicago.suntimes.com/news/police-shoot-offender-following-shots-fired-in-washington-park/amp/
gunsamerica.com/blog/chicago-juvenile-ends-dead-trying-rob-concealed-carrier/?utm_source=email&utm_medium=20170602_FridayDigest_124g&utm_campaign=/blog/chicago-juvenile-ends-dead-trying-rob-concealed-carrier/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Thanks, Robert

Good evening Roberts. Good luck and God speed tonight!

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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youarelistening.to/chicago
>scanner stream with ambient music for max comfy

>amberlamps number 81

>teens are fighting on a lawn
>loud party

80 degrees and cloudy, so perfect weather for Male Black. Did they get their Gibs Money on Friday?

incredibly sassy dispatch

18th for drag racers

my pic got used

I love that pic. Skyline R32 with projectors hnngggg

I remember that pic.

>order a body snatcher

>fireworks
>June 4th

Whats the occasion?

>you need to wait until the E Tech is done before you order body removal

>64 year old female unresponsive at the bar
party hard

Nigs don't know the diff between June and July?

chicago.suntimes.com/news/police-shoot-offender-following-shots-fired-in-washington-park/amp/

>They were working as part of CPD’s new summer mobile patrol unit that was rolled out last week, police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi said

Looks like Roberts got backup

Evening, Roberts.

I hope Robert brought enough forms. It'd be a shame if he didn't after all this.

I live in Chicago
I should kill some spics
It takes the cops so long to get anywhere
How do we not have a serial killer currently active here

under rated post

>man sitting on the bench with his socks and shoes off

absolute
fucking
madman

>man sitting outside an abandon house with his shoes and socks off

Don't have many cpd pics so I chose yours.
Probs because no one gives a big enough of a fuck.

Oh I thought they said house.

clearly a homicidal maniac

Welcome to Chicago
Mexican start this shit around the 5th of May and continue to September
Repeat again around January

Keeeeeeeekkkk
gunsamerica.com/blog/chicago-juvenile-ends-dead-trying-rob-concealed-carrier/?utm_source=email&utm_medium=20170602_FridayDigest_124g&utm_campaign=/blog/chicago-juvenile-ends-dead-trying-rob-concealed-carrier/

now that's living it up

some men just want to watch the world burn

shiiieeeeet

You'll never hear that on Chicago news.

Of course not. The Narrative must be preserved.

Dindu 12 year old Nobel Rocket Scientist Nominated for Sainthood was Shot Today by NRA Supporter

>the fact that I could see this on cnn

>Nobel Rocket Scientist
ahahahahaha!

yep
pic related

ANd then there's this faggot in the comments section...

SSSSHHHEEEEEIIIIIITT

Hive mind

kek

great minds think alike
but I couldn't solve the fucking captcha

Hive

>He doesn't CALLE CALLE
Step yo game up, son.

Blue jacket and shorts following girls.

>following two girls with a can of SOMETHING

....following two girls into an alley....

these captchas are beyond cancer

>unhappy customer

That's a gruff Robert

Lol. Is this code for corpse
Please be

48 oz. of RAPE ICE. Dat shit be refreshing!

digits confirms

I get the picture one only, I miss the days of Operation Renigger. I got pretty good at figuring out which was the real word, and which one I could use nigger for.

Drug dealer named Chico

> Chico's selling drugs again
Goddamn it Chico

Chico

>50 people having street party
>some sellers
>main seller is named "Chico"

Get OUT OF THERE CHICO!!!! You been made, dawg.

>male black
>31
>6'3 220
>deceased

>more shitheads throwing gang signs

bruh...

...

>General rapscallion.

I was wondering where you went, muthafugga.

Good to see ya.

>75 min for removal
time to kick back Robert

now we're talking

75 minutes for corpse removal

This city

1,914 listeners

wtf do you do sitting next to a nigger corpse for 75 minutes?

i couldn't resist

>i-its the democrats

WEW

Ay. I've been here, just quiet. Letting you all carry the ball. I don't need to make every thread to keep the comfy moving.

Practice darts

Good evening boys
Just checking in
Has male black been subdued?
Will Robert be able to take the night off?
Can Unicorns really fart pixie dust?

Laugh

shitpost in /cpd/

look at facebutt and twitter on your phone and smoke? have your partner make a snack run?

Hit him again.

I hear dindudes

15-24 Robert is surrounded by coons.

all those chimp noises while Robert tries to talk

>Has male black been subdued?
The battle for the fate of Chicago rages on.

man that one Robert is way down in a hole
can barely hear him

Stay strong,Robert. Backup's on the way

> 250 lbs
Gonna take a couple Roberts to haul that nigger off

>4147 S. Archer
>2 beaners beaning the crap out of each other
>One is a beanlet

Uh oh, Linda is dead... 250lbs... Did the mean streets take her?

>gang disruption ; Drake and Courtland

the diabetus did

Another truck needing help turning around. That happened yesterday, right?

>Did the mean streets take her?
More like Wing Street™ sounds like

Western is a shitty street for traffic.

>party in the rear

It's go time. I feel it.

>huge glock type guns

>supposed to have the huge Glawk type guns
whut?

How does Robert stay cool with so many Male Blacks wreaking havoc everywhere?

2 male blacks trying to break down a door.

Hi Points, kek.

become numb to it all?

It means the people who already can't hit shit won't be able to hit shit with a Glock..

....okay, Robert, I'll take the noise complaint, you take those two gangbangers walking south on Rogers with the big glocks