/CPD/ General Midnight Roberts Edition

BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU [Open]

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=6HOFRGOzknQ
youarelistening.to/chicago
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

ROBERT CAN'T BE STOPPED
ROBERT CAN'T BE CONTAINED

IN 4 SHOTS FIRED & CAR SHOT UP & WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE CARS FOR ALL THESE PEOPLE

We in here

I've been in Chicongo for 7 years
>right close to the Roosevelt St outbursts we occasionally have at the Orange/Green line
Can't wait for this year's stuff

I heard the CPD are getting new uniforms to help remake their image, they had a preview showing too.

real death hours

FOUR
FOUR SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH AH AH

Been here all my life, even the safe places aren't safe.

Noice, noice

hahaha at least we ain't in Englewood

During the Rizzo years in Philly, Roberts wore patent leather trench coats.

>Caller can hear her daughter screaming for help
Mo rapin in progress.

WE APPROACHING REAL NIGGA HOURS

LET THE CARNAGE BEGIN

Oh fuck yes, all throughout the community area of Northcenter I need only worry about roving drunks, unhinged male whites, and the occasional homeless nut job.

i can't even imagine

i just stay in my cushy little spot of green

What happens at real nigga hours?

hispanic Dispatcher a CUTE

Real nigga sheiiitt

>i just stay in my cushy little spot of green
I live in Texas, and I can't even imagine. Kek.

Have you ever seen "The Purge"?

What you hear on this scanner is just our daily lives on the news, Danish bro. A pity really, Chicago would be way cooler without all this.

PIc is fucking awesome OP

Robert requests forms.

its always real nigga hours in Chiraq
Not like Male Black has to go to work tomorrow

Sheeeeiiiiitttt nigga, that all you had to say.

>intoxicated son stole her car

Is Ribfest any good or is it just overpriced and crowded?

I guarantee you she's a frumpy 400 lb. 36 year old.

Kek! Thanks m8. Your pic reminded me of
youtube.com/watch?v=6HOFRGOzknQ

I hope they find him before he kills somebody

Ahahahah WHAT'S GOOOOOD NIGGA?

>trayvon

oh shit, remember me user? Bought my P320 RX last weekend, I'm in love. no pic to post so have the old one

Male Blacks all go to bed cause they gotta get up and work the next day

It can be, the live shows are so-so but you can find great food from some of the vendors.

riiiiiiight

FALLEN AND CAN'T GIT UP

>got a call from "Lifeline"
omfg, people actually buy that shit?

delet

Logan Square fag here. Want to make a block and half trek to 7 eleven for a brewski to make this night extra comfy. What are the chances anons wanna bet I'll get nogged on the way?

pre stretch your butthole user

>The guy who owns all the Intron Depots I don't
I remember you Robert. Jealous about that RX package. I'm sitting on my hands until the X-five P320s start shipping in decent numbers. Sig's other bullshit aside, I'm really impressed with the P320 family. Glad yours is treating you right.

true the Chicago situation is a bit unique

shieet man i watched that short video BBC did, the reality of the situation made my stomach turn

Chances: High

I give you a 20% chance.

Robert's pretty busy already. Maybe just stay in tonite.

>extremely drunk female white in Mercedes trying to drive

>Masamune Shirow n' guns

you will be fine, just take your 6 armed bodyguards to watch your back
enjoy your beer!

Do it, faggot, and take pics that I can meme.

Also, as another thought, if I was going after any one of those three, which would you recommend I get first? I need more rags to pose with my gats.

>female white says she is 'extremely drunk' while trying to drive away in a silver benz
lol

Shots fired.

how many?

Kek. For some reason, Sigs always get posted with Shirow.

>male passed out in the middle of the street
>offender tried to pull an object out of his pants

>Strongarm robbery
>Male tried to pull something out of his pants
T-thats not a strong "arm" robbery, dispatch..

Disregard, my scanner feed was relaying older messages.

Optics in their pants?

>Also, as another thought, if I was going after any one of those three, which would you recommend I get first? I need more rags to pose with my gats
any one of them, is Bullets good? also, none of them have sweaty horse cock

Object...ok

>8 shots fired in the alley at Tremble (sp?)

>EIGHT
>EIGHT SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

multiple calls of multiple shots fired

FIREWORKS

Its crazy out tonight cpd. Im always amazed by how the heat brings out all the undesirables like sweat from a fat frothing negress.

July?
Shit we gotta make it thru the whole summer

sassy fireworks

>also, none of them have sweaty horse cock
thank fucking goodness.

> is Bullets good?
Its definitely "shiny" Shirow, lots of good guns, lots of detailed workflow images of how he utilizes CG in his work. I found it interesting.

EIGHT
EIGHT SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH AH

nigger

>TFW AH AH AH

>Bullets
I meant Ballistics

It's Trumbull.

guys this is getting a little unnerving

Why would any business stay open during rrh?

oh my

Been seeing these threads for a while now but never clicked on them.... till now, so what the fuck is this thread all about?

meant for

most people haven't gotten their air conditioners set in, and maybe 60% of us in Chicago don't even have central cooling air
>we'd be chilling until 10pm-11pm in our ghetto ass lawn chairs sipping on water to lemon water

Final battle for survival of a city.

These threads document the eternal struggle between Robert and his arch nemesis, Male Black. Welcome.

>also, none of them have sweaty horse cock
Berserk is two blocks down.

da bloods nikka

Go here: youarelistening.to/chicago

Set the soundcloud stream volume to 30%. Get a beverage. Stay a while, and Listen to the city of Chicago bleed. Welcome to comfytown.

wait...you don't know about Shirow's new penchant for horse cock? it gets posted alot over in /m/ when ever they have a "Best Shirow girl" thread

We listen to police transmissions from the Chicago Police Department.

any beginner material I should look into? Which one of the links in the OP should I click first, I want to join in on the fun guys

click on the broadcastify link and get comfy

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>you don't know about Shirow's new penchant for horse cock?
Oh, I know. I just don't need that in my life. I understand he's Japanese, and I don't hold that against him, kek.

Sounds like quite the gang gathering.

I like the one with ambient music.Don't be afraid to ask questions as they arise. These threads are normally polite.

>everybody's drunk and on cocaine

everybody's drunk and on cocaine

>everybody is drunk and on cocaine
ok then

Everybody's drunk and on cocaine.

>heyjackass.com
all the stats you need
and have broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web open in a sperate tab

>Everybody is drunk and on cocaine
Sounds like a fun time.

>Everybody's drunk and on cocaine