King Arthur returns from the dead in England's greatest time of need

>King Arthur returns from the dead in England's greatest time of need

What's the first thing he does?

> What's the first thing he does?
Drive the mudslimes into the canal.

and by canal I mean the Channel

Get mana.

Ban Sup Forums

Converts to Islam

King Arthur was a Briton. He likey fought the English.

American education fuck me

Any anons see that new King Arthur movie?

Promptly turns back around and dies again because these faggots aren't worth saving now.

>radicalization of young white man
I don't see Sup Forums bombing and driving through crowds of people

But we blew that van up that one time!

Don't worry friend, beta uprising soon

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Well done big shot!
Are you Ariana Grande?

>What's the first thing he does?

accept Muhammad as a prophet and pledge his allegiance to ISIS

Kills all anglos

You retards do realise King Arthur's enemies were the English? King Arthur was native Briton (Welsh/Cornish), not English. He was supposed to have pushed the English out of Britain, not save them.
He probably would have bombed the Anglos himself.

Gets cucked by black lancelot

remove kebab.

Hopefully it's not fail in an attempt to remove kebab the way he failed in his attempt to remove sausage.

He did.

You killed him.

he wasn't real

>He probably would have bombed the Anglos himself.
Sounds good to me, when does he start?

What?
Are you a fucking idiot - say something utterly stupid - criticise American education when you just proved you know nothing.
Fucking neck yourself cringe lord.

where da white womyn at?

When you fuck off back to Ireland.

Shags a british slag

>I, King Arthur, have returned to restore this country to glory
oh look, its another white male imposing the patriarchy on us

Kills every single Jew.

Wouldn't his father been a Roman?

Becomes a social justice warrior and starts listening to EDM music and going to raves in between assisting human smugglers bringing muslim extremists into the west

I don't know if he had any Roman ancestry, but he was supposed to have been a 'Romano-Briton', which is basically a native Briton who took on Roman culture after the conquest.

Fuck king arthur.
Brân the Blessed is the hero England deserves.

Could be a funny premise for a movie. King Arthur wakes up in modern England

(sorta like that Hitler movie..Look Who's Back)

Bins the sword.

Subtle.

I agree 100%

kek,
King Arthur (if he even existed) was a liberal ruler
So his first decision would most likely be to share his castle with families of refugees

Removes all the shitskins alongside the eternal Anglo.

definitely. I'm normally opposed to remakes, but you know that a reboot of Coming to America as long as not made by SJWs would be a great subversive comedy

ban internet and fuck some kids

Whaattt!!!
Oh Jesus.
>wouldn't his dad be roman
Yes, or Dracula.
Or one of the Terminators.
I've seen some shite but the cunts in this thread are some new shit tier.
What about Robin Hoods dad.
Hang on whilst I remember some crap from a movie and ask FUCKING /POL if it's actually true.
Wasn't the sherif of nottinghams mum a witch?
KYS

>literally drives invaders out of his homeland
>would have welcomed refugees
Nice meme, Pierre.

I've seen it. I thought it was quite good.

You alright there m80?

Hi Achmed

Not so fast

Goes to holy Terra and has council with the Emprah. Then gets new astartes to break chaos

He gets locked in prison.

The thing is clear:
#notallmuslims
#camelotisopen
We have room!

Fuck off nazi cunt

He finds a loyal trap waifu.

Topkek

You mad, Schlomo?

>Implying he won't settle that grudge once he sees his people are suffering under the hand of foreigners, not Anglos.

destroys the traitors, the news media and apologists. Mudslimes automatically start living peaceful and integrate

>Arthur
>Not Alfred
t. Celtshit

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