#Boars4ISIS

Alright guys i finally have figured out a way to defeat ISIS and stop all the issues we have and prevent casualties in the numerous wars. Instead of killing all the boars in the USA and all. Why not capture them and transport them to Iraq/Syria near ISIS strongholds where they will kill anything in sight. Just imagine some sandniggers laughing about how one of their fellow sandniggers killed a bunch of innocents but in the horizon they see wild boars charging at them ready to tear and rip them apart. Let's get this trending shall we?

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what is the most based breakast, and why is it pork?

I'm okay with this. The boar is the symbol on my family crest

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Exactly what i was thinking.

infogalactic.com/info/War_pig
>War pigs are pigs reported to have been used in ancient warfare, mostly as a countermeasure against war elephants.

>In the first century BC, Lucretius[1] noted that early humans may have attempted to launch wild beasts, such as lions or "savage boars", against the enemy, but with catastrophic results.

>According to legend recounted in the "Alexander Romance" by Pseudo-Callisthenes,[2] Alexander the Great learned about this "secret weapon" against war elephants from Porus in India.

>Pliny the Elder reported that "elephants are scared by the smallest squeal of the hog". Aelian confirmed that elephants were frightened by squealing pigs (and rams with horns), and reported that the Romans exploited squealing pigs (and rams) to repel the war elephants of Pyrrhus in 275 BC. Procopius, in History of the Wars,[6] records that the defenders of Edessa suspended a squealing pig from the walls to frighten away Khosrau's single siege elephant in the sixth century AD.

>Historical accounts of incendiary pigs or flaming pigs were recorded by the military writer Polyaenus[7] and by Aelian.[8] Both writers reported that Antigonus II Gonatas' siege of Megara in 266 BC was broken when the Megarians doused some pigs with combustible pitch, crude oil or resin, set them alight, and drove them towards the enemy's massed war elephants. The elephants bolted in terror from the flaming, squealing pigs, often killing great numbers of their own soldiers by trampling them to death.

>Historical accounts of incendiary pigs or flaming pigs were recorded by the military writer Polyaenus
>Historical accounts of incendiary pigs or flaming pigs
>flaming pigs

way ahead of you, user
militarytimes.com/articles/wild-pigs-thwart-isis-ambush-kill-3-militants

Keep the ideas rollin this is getting good.

Can we please. It's the ultimate card in Memetic Warfare™.

bump

How many boars do you need to create a stable breeding program that produce the most angry and largest possible boars. I've heard of them being fifteen feet long and 2 tons before.

Talk shit, get hit.

RARE

OP here, im from Texas and can tell you they breed fast as shit. Now the issue with breeding them is it's dangerous as shit because they're naturally violent. But genetically speaking if you breed two boars that are big as shit you should normally have boars that are around their size and height.

I say we grab a good 50 from Texas and 50 from backwoods Georgia. Enough genetic deversity to stave off inbreeding and maximize their nastiness.
>Tfw you'll never be able to let loose the hogs of Jihad

>Instead of killing all the boars in the USA
No need to transport them from so far. We've got shitloads of boars here in the balkans ruining crops and causing massive damage because we shot all the wolves. Would be a huge relief if we could get rid of them actually.
Fuckers are pretty big too, have killed people on several occasions, so they're more then up for the job.

Just for size reference, this is how big they get.
Can kill a man pretty easy.

Yeah i was going to say all over the world. We need to make a international organization that collects them and throws them into ISIS strongholds. We talk about weaponized autism but weaponized boars will stop ISIS faster than we probably could.

CRY HAVOC, AND LET SLIP THE HOGS OF WAR

PUNY BACON

Goddamn. That's a monster.

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that's a rhino

That thing could probably wipe out a fucking tunnel

He does NOT need more pork

hang 'em if you got 'em, boys

The fact that they don't like pigs makes everything funnier
I would drop tons of bacon over these motherfckers
Liquid fat dropped with helicopters
Bacon bombs

>incendiary pigs

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A fucking boar

That grin on the man's face is funnier than the balls.
He looks so proud.

>incindiary pigs

bravo and ebin OP
put me in the screencap
praise KEK

Bloodborne pigs are real

sleep tight porker

probably being driving all day to the market with people yelling "nice balls!" at him every 5 minutes

It's amazing.

Hogzilla!

They breed like motherfuckers, are almost impossible to kills and they eat/destroy everything.

>They should fit right in.

>How many can we fit in a C-5 Galaxy transport?

it can drop 338 paratroopers, Id be willing to say we could fit somewhere around 350 boars on that thing.

Straight from C-5 Galaxy Wikipedia page.
Payload: 270,000 lb (122,470 kg)
Length: 247 ft 1 in (75.31 m)
Wingspan: 222 ft 9 in (67.89 m)
Height: 65 ft 1 in (19.84 m)
Wing area: 6,200 ft2 (576 m2)
Empty weight: 380,000 lb (172,371 kg)
Useful load: 389,000 lb (176,450 kg)
Loaded weight: 769,000 lb (348,800 kg)
Max. takeoff weight: 840,000 lb (381,000 kg) ; [N 2]

Assuming each hog weighs on average 400 pounds, (which is somewhat generous) That's 675 hogs. Now, we can't stack them one on top of another, so we'd have to put in cages for them so we can maximize the amount of pig per payload. Let's say we have a 200 pound cage for every hog, so we can fit (270k÷(200+400x) 400 hogs per plane if we're lucky.
This math is total BS, but with food, parachutes, and various narcotics to use on the pigs to make them angry, we can probably fit 300 hogs on each plane.

Lets Do THIS

Also we need to feed the hogs human flesh so they can get a taste for humans and eat them regularly. Just like the rats stranded on a ship, the rats eat each other for so long that by the time they get to land they can only eat other rats.

I hunt pigs in Florida and ill tell you something they don't need a taste for human flesh they are so tough they will get it on their own I've seen people charged by 200 -300 pound pigs their speed and tough hide and bones makes these fuckers battle tanks.

Doesn't sound very muslim? Proxy flag?

>killed all the wolves

Why do we always make that mistake? They're important to the ecosystem as the top predator. They keep the deer and rabbit populations in control.
I know coyotes aren't wolves per see, but ever since they were reintroduced in the woods around my town, our harvests have been fantastic. No more losing whole fields of corn or tomatos to rabbits or other pests.
I guess the wolfman is just too scary of a story.

Sir Ector?

True, but still I'd rather not risk them not desecrating the corpses of the daesh they kill.
Also I've hunted them in Georgia, and it only took a few shots from my SKS to kill an adult male. Also I use the cheapest 7.62x39 I can find.

Have you ever hunted them with a spear? Great rush. Highly recommend it