>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>tfw your life is a total fuckup but at least you're not black, and you have /CPD/
Eli Brooks
I got a damn good cup of coffee and I'm here for the long haul. How is everyone? How do you take your coffee?
Daniel Bennett
Being white male is obviously GOAT.
Cooper Brooks
Kek.
>Shots fired, Oakley & Foster
Nicholas Harris
>dude thinks he's having a heart attack, requesting EMS >3 shots fired at oakley and foster
Leo Powell
Bumping, man having a heart attack on Irving Park.
Jeremiah Jones
/CPD/ is life
Tyler Morris
What was that?
Isaiah Russell
Whole milk only 2:1 ratio.
>AH AH AH :3 Robertina is having fun!
Landon Martin
I take my coffee expensive, toxic, and in cans.
Jacob Cook
There are more heart attacks at the first of the month.
The niggers get their disability checks and smoke too much crack and have heart attacks
Levi Young
>How do you take your coffee? Like I like my women...
ground up
Michael Cook
Also, super dark roast. As close to literal tar as I can get it. Black Rifle Company does me good in this stead.
Colton Sanchez
Personally i prefer tea though in morning i have a single cup of coffee always real cream and sugar
and I have to post this copied it last night awesome art, one of best yet
Ayden Howard
Minimal sugar, splash of half and half.
Jackson Davis
i thought you were gonna say black and strong
Henry Richardson
sorry wrong pic
Andrew Gonzalez
Doing alright. >How do you take your coffee? Just some cream. Cut sugar out a few years ago.
Carson King
Blaque, like all the males they're chasing
Josiah Mitchell
Did robert just report a bloody kid crying?
Hudson James
>Guy put something in microwave to make it explode. Guy is crying
Luis Jackson
Kek, exploding microwave.
Jason White
how comfy are we Robert?
just arrived
Kayden Brown
The Bridgeport is strong with that dispatch.
Ethan Smith
Cats abound, good pipe tobacco, and some exquisite ginger beer.
Adrian Roberts
first dane ive seen in here. good to see ya m8. my gran pappy is from copenhagan. do you know anyone named Jens?
Benjamin Gomez
my life is in JUST mode but still a solid 4/10 comfy. Listening to coons rip Chicago apart is always pleasant how are you dude
Jaxon Wilson
>he doesn't have any bloody crying kids in his city after 12am
lmao, Where the hell you from buddy
David Ramirez
LOL Northcenter and I are at the freaking WAR ZONE, pal
Henry Wilson
now you've got me curious about the ginger beer. what kind is it?
Dominic Anderson
I have a great business idea
Buy a retired armored truck (like the ones brinks and guarda use) and install more bullet proof glass around it with more benches in back and charge people 100 bucks to drive around during real robert hours on the weekend in the ghetto.
You could probably make 1000 bucks a night
Nicholas Brown
Don't oversell it pal, Northcenter is almost totally safe.
Joseph Moore
>Woman almost got carjacked; then she got shot at when she drove off
Henry Long
>the male black would punch this
Chase Kelly
Tell me about it. I might have to resort to hooking at this rate. Why won't my phone ring?
Asher White
I'd punch my dick into her
Liam Thomas
I got it mixed up for tonight-some of Trader Joe's brand for a milder taste, Reed's Extra for some bold ginger, and Bundaberg for a different flavor to contrast the latter two.
Isaiah Hall
4 male blacks in 4 door plate# A186377 fired shots at complainants black grand prix
SHOTS FIRED DRIVE BY
Caleb Russell
I like this idea. Time to get on a military surprise site or find a place that sells them used
Elijah Scott
>ten shell casing of different calibers >guy shot in the abdomen and leg >serious condition
Liam Cook
Provided the city grants you the permit, which it probably won't.
Caleb Reed
>4 male blacks >chrysler sebring faggots
Benjamin Davis
B O Y S T O W N O Y S T O W N
Justin Rogers
It's called being an independent contractor.
You'll learn about it in college
Hunter Kelly
feedback is harsh right now
Nathaniel Moore
nice, haven't had a ginger beer in forever
I've been lurking for a bit, but it's just too comfy not to post. I know a lot of people called Jens
shiieet hope things work out Robert, I'm pretty good but groggy
Leo Perry
>neighbor's dog wont shut the fuck up >caller tried to hang himself yesterday
Tyler Clark
>attempted suicide. Guy's friend texted him he was going to kill himself. He tried to before
Zachary Carter
>youarelistening.to/chicago I'm playing nasus and listening to life in the big city with a warm vanilla coffee
Mason Hill
>his friend called him and said he was going to kill himself >tried to hang himself yesterday
Tyler Long
>Face tattoos Oh, that nigga's guilty.
Aiden Jones
im not high on acid but wat tf. anyone else hear that
Daniel Hill
A constant barking dog can push a man to his limits
Parker Walker
...
Anthony Peterson
just buy a normal short school bus apply to city for license to due travellers tours of city once you've got licence, then armor it up a bit hire an armed gaurd
No way, He dindu nuffin. He a good boy that was getting his life on track,
Jayden Reed
Please use archive >cnn com/2013/05/23/travel/new-york-bronx-ghetto-tours/index.html archive.is/53LUg
Parker White
>small child wakes up every time the parents do it >10 shots fired
Andrew Powell
did they just say garage on fire
Jordan Stewart
cool m8. thats my uncle's middle name, my grandpas brother's name, lead singer of mushuggah's name, my middle name and my son's name. its a good strong danish name. that is all
Juan Wright
>Male black keeps Robert up >Coffee black keeps me up
Xavier Ortiz
It'll happen here something aweful.
Owen Thomas
...
Grayson Johnson
ten ten shots fired AH AH AH AH AH
Alexander Myers
billionth seppo ive seen in here. good to see ya cunt. my grandpa is from austin. do you know anyone named Cleetus?
Daniel Perez
God, I miss that show
Austin Diaz
Armoring is very expensive. Even to just level IIIA, You want at least protection up to HPR.
That would cost literally over a hundred thousand to do a school bus in just protection up to .45auto (IIIA).
Cheaper to buy a armored truck from a guard service.
Plus they are already equipped with gun ports, siren, lights, emergency locks, ect.
Christopher Wright
Another suicidal person.
Thomas Lewis
I do too
Levi Cox
I would just take a cheap ass car and wire it all Google Maps like with hidden 360 cams, and then drive THAT through
It's a big city so suicide calls will happen regardless.
Gabriel White
it's a good choice, the people I know called Jens have always been based
I only got here 20 years ago though
Hunter Jenkins
>3 male blacks robbing the gas station
Kayden Carter
>hiding in the back >3 male blacks are robbing the store GO ROBERT!
Andrew Gomez
take a look at the thread title, then kick yourself ya seppo cunt.
Julian Jones
pretty sure they already do this in la
its called gang tourism and it already had some nig nog activists complaining that it dehumanizes these po chilluns in the gangs
Josiah Ramirez
ok but basic plan stays the same get the business licence BEFORE you start doing the tours dont tell them what kind of tours ... there just "sightseeing tours" be deliberately vague I would get state and local licence as well, in case one cancelled on you make sure all your clients sign an iron clad liability waiver, could be just as important as your iron clad truck too
Kayden Jackson
>male black harassing passengers, all decked out in colorful clothes
Nicholas Sanchez
Good call
Logan Bell
Male black harassing people at the California blue line. Fuck me, I hate the California blue line.
Ethan Wright
I got my Tim's Double Double. Playing some Rainbow Six Siege.
Hunter Harris
>commit enough crime worthy of tourism >WE ARE HUMANZ N SHIEEET, DIS DISRESPECTFUL >rob and rape the same day
Niggers.
Dominic Clark
Sounds like safari
David Powell
I think I would feel safer in a real safari, The moneys wouldn't have guns and be high on crack
Colton Thomas
moneys
Monkeys*
Caleb Allen
lol. possibly the best /adv/ ive received in awhile. just learned seppo too. i visit nightly faggot
Samuel Cooper
>sugar in covfefe
shame
Brody Myers
Bridgeport dispatch again.
Joseph Long
>The monkeys wouldn't have guns Oh yeah watch this.
