Greetings infidels

Greetings infidels.
Have you made sure to pay your monthly jizya?

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how much is jizya?

says the atheist moroccan

Open up and I'll jizz in ya

Is that terrorist speak for "cum tribute?"

>ayy lmao

As the great jurist alsh'shaafai said, it will be no less than a single gold coin.

Jizz ya mum

can u plz not bomb us anymore thnx :)

And is this monthly or yearly?

Yearly.
But I have been observing the kikes, and I will allow you a special 5 silver ounce coin per month rate.

Used to be 25% income tax under ottoman empire.

What a deal

you are truly my best ally

It's all hidden in Britain. Just keep blowing shit up, you'll find it eventually.

Fuck you, Satan worshipung faggot.

Is it tax deductible ? I'm going to need to go over some numbers.

Only tax deductible in Britain.
Don't tell anyone, my ally. Let this remain our secret.

Ok wait, I have been paying it, everytime I buy a product with one of these on it.

Since the food must be blessed at a cost, it raises the price of the product and so indirectly I pay money right into the hands of radical extremism. Is that sufficient ?

i haven't filled the car up with gasoline yet

O DEUS I want to fuck the moors.
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No, you heathen. What care I what you consume if you do not consume it with the proper rites?
Until you see the light of Allah, let the jizya remind you of your failings.

Wheres allah?

Wheres allah where we conquer?