Hey bongs

Hey bongs,

How does it feel that your retarded cousins are now both greater countries than your outdated shitty country?

How does it feel that you could have been Australian if your ancestors just stole that one loaf of fucking bread

Now you're stuck in a terrorist hotspot and here I am living in luxury.
If you

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Eat shit Britbongs

The new world is superior to the old world

We are objectively superior countries

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You're not included faggot

this desu

Rude
Canadians are new worlders as well
New world nations are allies against old world cucks

o yes we are canada unlike your desert is a world power member of the g7 and we have history unlike you .

hello children!

Nice canton, poofters.

>muh g7

If only your representative was respected

It's time for you to leaf

Go get blown up by Abdul you brown toothed fag

australia is a cultural desert
no desire to ever go there. so little of value has come from there

With your streets full of niggers and shitskins and Eastern European scum you can have your dump of a country and don't come here knob jockey

>he doesn't know about shoeys
>he doesn't know about ripping dougheys in a commodore
>he doesn't know about goon of fortune
>he doesn't know about bashing Lebs at Cronulla beach

Our culture grows stronger by the day while yours is being consumed by inevitable Sharia law. Sad!

You'll think different when your cultural diversity blows up in your face.

C-can I also be included...

>cultural desert
>harry potter

enjoy your next cultural explosion.

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Bongs should be crying that their once colony has overtaken them in GDP.
However, they have overtaken us in total Terrorist attacks.

I'm in your country right now and other than the Chinese buying up all your land both farming and property it's a pretty nice place desu
Good luck in 30 years when you become a Chinese principality and native aussies have to live in the desert with the abbos you despise

POO

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You're lying and if you are genuine, Melbourne and Sydney aren't Australia

ROOED

>sing 'London bridge is falling down'
>get jailed for promoting terrorism
Get fukd, m8

great thread cousin cunt

It's nice when we don't fight.

>The parts that make us look shitty are actually foreign enclaves
Don't talk shit, Bruce.

nulla*

hey sikh bro kill some muzzies for us

Go literally anywhere else and you'll stop talking shit

>he doesn't know about bashing Lebs at Cronulla beach
This event made me excited as fuck. You aussies know how to deal with filth.

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wtf im gay now

Not gonna lie, Australia and New Zealand really are the last bastions of Anglo-Saxon culture. Canada has Quebec. America has... Well let's not go there.

New Zealand has God Tier Rugby, and Maoris from my understanding are pretty bro-tier. I guess Aussies got Abo's to deal with, but no one is prefect right?

the greatest nations on earth

Yeah nah..
what was a once great and powerful nation, leader of the world and a vast global empire full of history and the best of culture is now just a cesspit of the worlds scum and undesirables all invited in to rub multiculturalism into you via vile treacherous political parties that have weakened you to a shell, without resources and dependant on its former colonies who now see the fallen greatness and feel nothing but pity and disgust.
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I've been to NZ countless times and Maoris can be alright but they're nigger tier in some towns in the north island

Canada mightn't play rugby or cricket but they're still good sorts, I say let'em in.

Fuck off we're full.

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Maybe if you all stopped fucking drink driving and beating your wives you could claim you were better

Dont go north. South Island is all white from 50 ks down

I've been south plenty of times and some parts are a literal paradise, and I've been everywhere North and it was not nearly as good

I would let India in before Canada. Canadians suck fugee cock. India beheads Muslims.

NO ONE is included except Aus and NZ.

ANZAC.

NO ONE is allowed in except Aus and NZ.

ANZAC.

South is best bro. If youre white youre alright. Fuck anything north past Wellington

We give eachother a lot of shit but we are true bros

You've used up half your months data allowance downloading those pictures to put into this thread, cunts.

Australia is proof of white/western/civilisation supremacy

Bongs and leaves no longer members of anglosphere. America, australia, new zealand, south africa new anglosphere.

Shall we invite argentina in?

To be fair there is still a lot of British people in Britain. Probably 55 million or so, which is many more than the population of aus or nz. I've got mates living in London. Abandoning those isles will never, ever happen

what is unlimited broadband?

OP is either a wog, a chink, or a Pajeet. I just know it.

Anyway, don't celebrate too hard. We're just ahead of the curve. Once the Jews have finished with us, you'll be next. If you don't think they're going to start pushing diversity and multiculturalism onto Aus as well, you're naive beyond belief. Enjoy it while it lasts, lads. Despite your hatred, I'll never wish anything but the best for a fellow Anglo nation.

muzzies will kill half of them over the next 2 years

I like the motherland. If they get their shit together they can kill all the niggers in their country. How long until some mudslime goes for the queen

>Bongs should be crying that their once colony has overtaken them in GDP.
Your population is 20 times larger than ours. OF COURSE you're going to have a higher GDP, you stupid shitskin.

>tfw over 30 years since we had a leader who wasn't new zealand hating neoliberal globalist scum

Fuck off poofta

When's the election? I'm dual citizen, will send over a vote for based winnie. Bill English spits in the face of regular kiwis calling them a bunch of drug addicts who need immigrants to work for them. What a load of shit. Maybe some of the 600 thousand working here would come back if they sorted their shit out.

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>Maybe some of the 600 thousand working here would come back if they sorted their shit out.
Dream on too many useless bludgers like Bill English wanting free handouts from selling the country down the drain.

September. This will be Winnie's year, so many people are pissed off over shit like housing and immigration.

I feel sorry for countries who aren't islands, they just can't into the love it or leave it state of mind

How common is it for a citizen of Oz and NZ to have dual citizenship?

*with each other

Pretty uncommon, you don't need citizenship to shit up each others countries so most don't bother

thats all changing though apparently

>still got our flag on the Aus flag
>still got our Queen on Aus money

Lol

Wrong. Its our Queen and our flag you cunts have the Euro.

Where's the beach?

It's quite rare actually because both countries offer a special indefinite visa to each other. But these days the aussie side has tightened a little due to abuse, you can't turn up from NZ and claim welfare like you could in the 80s, and the visa doesn't let your kids become citizens by birth. To pass on the status you need to apply for citizenship after a few years, rather than just sit on the visa. A lot of people didn't bother becoming citizens back before the laws were tightened because they had basically the same rights anyway.

>tfw can't tell if the Kiwi is shitposting or if he really thinks that Bongs use Euros

>has a eurotrash burgundy coloured passport instead of Anglosphere navy blue

When your country becomes a hideout for the elite so therefore untainted by shitskins

Stop sending fucking maoris here kiwi cunts.

Stop deporting us skilled workers who wana make a quick buck then cunts

oh and chekd

God I wish there was even the smallest chance he could win....

No, not really.

kek.

the less here the better

Check'd

>therefore untainted by shitskins
maoris?
coconut islanders ?
POOjeets ?
sweat shop tier chinamen?

we will at least give him a seat

given that this is basically an /auspol/ now,
what do we think of her?

Oh wait i forgot i live in southland, too cold for them here.

I got a job the other day. There were 150 applicants.

People will chase the buck but you might see some heading back with the level of unemployment here. It's just that they would be taking a pay cut, so they don't want to. So you end up with people from the other side of the world i.e Irish doing all the construction and rebuild work in Christchurch.

does the carpet match the drapes?

moy laaaand ya white cunt, moy laaaaaaaAAAAAND !

Haram dingo xdd

Nah but really from what I've seen she just seems like an all round shit cunt

you won't have the internet soon, even your white prime minister and mayor of London love mudslimes. sad!

Agree with a bit of her policy
Shit cunt in personality and generally a retard

We have tons of culcha cunt.

Depends on the industry, im kind of a specialist. Got deported after my temp work visa expired as my residential visa was denied. 2 months on and the employer is still trying to fill the role.

Don't associate with kiwis.... i feel dirty just typing that.. kiii wwii... it has wee in it

Makes good points, speaks truth but has the verbal acuity of a fish.
Would be pretty embarrassing having her reping us on the world stage..

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Australia's so good we have a whole """"race"""" of clowns to laugh at.

Wish i was Australian lads, seems so comfy apart from the heat and the animals all being scary as fuck

Doesn't australia and NZ have inquisitorial justice systems? They also have a cucked government beyond belief