Why do superhero women (X-men, avengers, wonder woman, catwoman, ...) never get pregnant?
Why do superhero women (X-men, avengers, wonder woman, catwoman, ...) never get pregnant?
Isaiah King
Levi Diaz
They do now
Zachary Morgan
saged
Brayden Hughes
not enough bodyfat, infertile
Elijah Campbell
bump
Thomas Parker
Lois Lane was pregnant once.
Rahne Sinclair had a baby. I'm not to that point in my chronological X-Men reading but I heard it's fucking gruesome.
Madelyn Pryor had a baby but then it was killed or forgotten about or something.
Aaron Jenkins
what are you, a fucking misogynist, male chauvinist who thinks women should only get pregnant and take care of the house and kids?
RREEEEEEEE
James Edwards
>only
No.
Charles Baker
B-BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID
Elijah Myers
Isn't wonderwoman made out of clay then brought to life by zeus? I don't think she can reproduce with humans.
Mason Barnes
Zeus does magic n shit, pretty sure she could get pregante.
Jack Morgan
why did you post this on pol
>b-but I heard 6 million died in the holocaust!
Normies swallow 6 gorillion because they never critically examine such a grisly topic, believing (((Hollywood))) and Allied history is 100% factual
>b-but what about the Nuremberg trials! Some Nazis admitted war crimes, so it must be true Hitler had a Final Solution to kill all the Jews!
Allies tortured German POWs. Gerstein claimed 25 million were killed, does that sound believable? At Dachau Nazis had their testicles kicked in and crushed beyond repair
At Auschwitz, (((Soviets))) said 4 million died in gas chambers. Today, the death toll sits at 1.1 million (from ALL causes), though still grossly inflated going by Red Cross reports
>Auschwitz - Why The Gas Chambers Are A Myth:
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>b-but it wasn't just Auschwitz!
At Majdanek, (((Soviets))) said 2 million were killed in gas chambers.
Now they say The Majdanek Gas Chamber Myth:
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>b-but the Reinhard death camps: Treblinka, Sobibor, and Belzec!
There is little to support the claim that tens of thousands, let alone 1.3 MILLION died
>1/3rd of the Holocaust (debunked):
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>b-but Nazis made lampshades out of tattooed Jewish inmates!
The lampshade myth comes from a propaganda film made to de-Nazify Germany by a US Psych Warfare unit
>Buchenwald: A Dumb Dumb Portrayal of Evil:
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>b-but I've seen Steven Spielberg's Survivors of the Shoah!
Watch the following
>The Last Days of the Big Lie
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>o-ok, let's suppose you're right. Why does it matter?!
It matters because no one can criticize the Jews without being labeled an anti-semite. Denial is ILLEGAL in 20 countries
>The JQ:
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Ayden Foster
Because they have no time to raise kids, they've got a world to save.
Dylan Bailey
>The lampshade myth comes from a propaganda film made to de-Nazify Germany by a US Psych Warfare unit
Lampshades and soap claims are also reused Brit atrocity propaganda from WW1.
Justin Rodriguez
So you're saying it's either career or kids?
Jordan Murphy
What a joke
Matthew Young
>jewish erotica of jewitch killing nazis by BDSM: the movie
Nathaniel Fisher
>X-men never get pregnant
WTF you talking about? I mean, first off, they are genetic mutations, so plenty of them probably can't procreate at all.
Secondly, they do.
Hell, pregnant super hero girls was a plot point for x-factor investigations
Not to mention, comics routinely skip ahead months at a time.
Jayden Cruz
Had to suffer through that gay movie with my normie friends. Of course the all loved it
Leo Ramirez
Isn't that very irresponsible? There's a very good chance that the baby would get damaged and killed before it gets born.
Ethan Powell
>why do action heroes never get into a position where they can't take action
well gee OP i don't know
Colton Ward
>they are genetic mutations, so plenty of them probably can't procreate at all.
Says you.
Infertile mutations are almost all mutations afflicting sexual organs.
>Hell, pregnant super hero girls was a plot point for x-factor investigations
what?
So the message is "it's career or kids, girls"?
These characters do all kinds of mundane shit for months or years on end.
Blake Turner
that's just fat
Kevin Fisher
Catwoman got pregnant once and had to make another chick replace her
Ethan Richardson
Do you not know what x-factor is?
Brandon Williams
Anything boner-inducing?
Tyler Gonzalez
Also
>Cuckwing
Julian Cook
>Says you.
xmen type mutations are far more extensive than real life ones.
>what?
girl gets pregnant with multiple man's child
the arc goes on for like, 2 years (or 8 months comic time)
kid is born. It's a baby boy.
They hand it to multiple man
WHOOP! Turns out, it was his mutant power all along, and he accidentally reabsorbs the baby in a gigantic mindfuck to the reader.
Carson Carter
Spider woman? what the fuck
Jonathan Lopez
wtf i love (((Them))) now shes fine af
Alexander Cook
Superwoman's thunder thighs, and it doesn't even get as much screen time as it should.
Ryan Hughes
mfw i remember Wonder woman was created to fulfill a BDSM fantasy
Connor Campbell
I was talking more about the superhero movies though.
There have been so many of the comics that there's bound to be SOME example of every instance and occurrence known to man.
Jonathan Reed
Because superheroes usually solving world problems, not their own? + Pregnant can't fight.
Carson Williams
So the message is "career before kids"?