Please tell me Wonder Woman is objectively terrible, and that in the back of every feminist's mind...

Please tell me Wonder Woman is objectively terrible, and that in the back of every feminist's mind, they know they're lying through their teeth and that their whole cause is a lie.

not politics

The feminist cause being a lie is politics, you stupid fucking idiot. Kill yourself, newfag.

says might does not equal right
says love is better
defeats evil meanie using might, not love

wow

Because it is a new shitty super hero movie, and like fucking avengers the director cant into making movies.
Making a fight into 47 different clips EVERY MINUTE is NOT a good movie.

I'm notnsure "biggest female director opening" is a difficult record to beat.

Especially if they had to retroactivly attribute The Matrix Reloaded to women, despite the directors being male at the time of release.

>biggest female director opening. EVER.

kind of like bragging about being the biggest kid in the whole kindergarten

Wonder Woman isn't a bad film. It isn't great, but it isn't bad either. It isn't just a " look at this woman she can save the world girl power!! " type story.

WW is portrayed as a character that wants to save the world but learns that she can't, as she's only one person. And her struggle to cope with that.

Womder womans entire plot relies on a male coming to her island
If the dude had never crashed on her island she would have never left.
Patriarchy saves the day once again

i know someone who is incredibly critical of all superhero movies

they said it's really good

there's also no real propaganda shit in the movie

Lana and Lilly? The trannies were the highest before?

>The best women are men

>Biggest Female Director Opening Ever

what did she mean by this?

>Lana and Lilly Wachowski previously held the record for "The Matrix Reloaded," which opened May 15, 2003, and grossed $91,774,413 in its first weekend.
Which is about $121,000,000 when adjusted for inflation. And tickets were cheaper back then.

It's okay when compared to any other capeshit.

It's leagues ahead of any other DC movie.

It's sub-par if you have any reasonable taste in film.

>despite the directors being male at the time of release

They are and always will be men. Mentally unstable men.

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These movies are for kids.

I can assure you no one is going to watch wonderwoman because of the directing.

:^)

Its a mediocre superhero movie.
I hated nothing but liked nothing.
Gal Gadot is pretty but is her weird accent natural or forced?

I had someone tell me Charlize Theron isn't one of the babes of all time and cited this movie

all superhero movies are terrible

it's just the most basic, childish cringe worthy shit and i do not get their popularity

She's called Wonder Woman, because strong women would be a wonder and wonders don't exist.

forced

Holy kek - you're a genius. We need to push this line. Clearly the Matrix sisters take this crown. Only a bigot would assume their gender at the time of release... Pol unite!

Superheroes movies are boring and dull.

Wait for the porn knockoff

Don't assume their gender, you bigot. They were always women. You just didn't realise it...

>the highest grossing film made by women was made by men
Couldn't make this shit up. It's too good to be true.

They are popular because suspended adolescence is no longer considered shameful.

Yep. If you look at history of the cinema, at least western craze or vigilante craze(or any other craze) produced at least few decent films. Superhero movie craze of 21st century didn't produce anything of worth except from big guy for you memes, and that was only because the scene is fucking dogshit, the CIA guy is terrible at acting and Bane sounds like sad puppy.

This.

>watching capeshit

The lead is a jew too... typical. Fck jewllywood.

It's a superhero flick, do you really need to ask if it's terrible?

Film criticism is the only thing that changed.

Please trend this straya!

They weren't trans then I thought though. Even so, if the matrix reloaded is their comparison, it makes it very clear opening weekend take has shit to do with quality.

>capeshit

Man who cares.

yeah rotten tomatoes is obviously not to be trusted. imdb probably has the closest to the most objective ratings, being that they're by actual users.

every superhero movie is a fucking piece of shit and you should fucking grow up if you still like them,or kill yourself

Not as big as OPs moms opening after I directed my cock into her.

That's stupid since liberals like TV and movies more

Gave her a lay up and surprised she made it?
It's not like she did something that didn't already have a massive fanbase and tons of anticipation.
If I was a woman director actually trying to make it, I would be pissed this bitch got the job she did and getting praised for it. Fucking capeshit.

pretty high scores from everyone

>imdb
>objective ratings

>biggest female director opening ever

who gives two shits. whatever happened to we were all equal? now we pigeon hole everyone and jerk over jim crow 2.0

No movie gets majority 10's on imdb. I smell vote manipulation

So she is a lying cunt?

Then again, people who've already voted on it are probably all feminists. The movie was rated top 10 before it even came out.

Imdb ratings are worthless since the average user has no taste whatsoever. Look at the top 250 and you can immediately see the clash between teenage film buffs with a recency bias and nostalgic boomers.

this

It's good, it's better than anything else they released since Ledger died. And us trying to deny it makes us look like salty bitches. Just ignore it, whining about it is cringe worthy.

> World War 1 movie
> not propaganda

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FUCKING WEW lad

Can you recommend more World War movies that are for children? I like those the best. Like the Justice League episode with frozen Hitler.

>And us trying to deny it makes us look like salty bitches.
Only to petty, immature people stupid enough to be "salty" about such a thing. If it's good, so what. If it sucks, it's further evidence that feminists are full of shit.

>lana and lili wachowski
>highest grossing FEMALE directors
>with the matrix... RELOADED
why did the lord have to give me life? this is pure agony. every waking moment a new contradiction hits my brain, it is a streaming bombardment of endless pain.

Mike and Jay said it was good

So fuck you

>why did the lord have to give me life? this is pure agony. every waking moment a new contradiction hits my brain, it is a streaming bombardment of endless pain.

Pottery

Who gives a fuck.
Most women don't give a fuck about shitty capeshit.
T.woman

With it being a super hero movie, it's more like being the biggest kindergartener because you got held back a year

Yea, that's what I said. I really wanted to dislike it and had to swallow my own hissy rant before me and a group of normies saw the movie.... by popular demand...

...I knew I was going to enjoy it about 15min in. It was funny, to the point, well paced and actually very inclusive, didn't feel belittled.

I felt the same kind of joy I'd get when a kid and watching batman the animated series. Effort wss put into it.

It was an enjoyable movie but you could spot leftists views throughout it.

Are you in london?

Unironically cover his face with a pillow when he's passed out.

She's so gorgeous that it probably took hours of makeup to make her look ugly in Monster.

Get yer tits out for the lads.

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2 wonderwomen, 1 cup?

IMDB use weighted ratings. Some votes are more powerful then others especially those with money. They closed down the forums that revealed the truth about the quality of the movies. You can still get an accurate review if you read the negative ones. They are usually honest. If a marxist give it a negative review in going to love it.

Get yours out, manwhore.

>no propoganda
>literally a movie about a jew killing evi germans

uwot m8

You might want to ignore this post and keep watching (((their))) "films", but this is the truth.

Easy to consume popcorn flicks where a hero pops in out of nowhere to save the world from an over the top villain. Of course they're popular, mindless escapism and having all your problems solved by someone else is pretty much the default mindstate these days.

Champagne comedy friend.

It's a pretty good action movie with decent humor. Great choreography. The 'feminism' amounts to "oh me oh my, this dress isn't like my armor at all! I hope I don't trip and embarrass myself in front of Chris Pine, he's so dreamy..."

THAT is what pisses them off. It's about a naive, scantily clad girl jumping around with a sword, WWI being a horrific mess and really shitty villains. That's it.

I kept waiting for propaganda about normal women being fit for combat, at least, but nope. It's pretty clear Amazon's are unique and WWI was too much of a meat grinder for mortal roasties.

DC finally has a decent popcorn flick.

Go see Captain Underpants instead.

>Biggest shit in the toilet you're sitting on

movie was shit tier superhero crap DC movies don't do much for me!
everyone watch Alive.. kinda decent sci fi with a sweet ending!

Should have let a man make it. It would be better.

the bitch that made Hurt locker makes good movies if they wanted a chick they should have used her

This.
Women can make good movies Hurt Locker was bretty gud.

Like Zach Snyder?